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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 9 D' N" r3 D$ r5 c* Y
0 r3 a! U5 }; [5 l% s& H2 A3 h( A9 I0 NGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
4 Y3 ], k1 }; w5 d. j$ Z2 K4 |5 dCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 i+ W/ z; ^. ]: P" h
George: Great. Lay it on me. [0 F' F2 e! g9 t
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! N* c* `9 v% fGeorge: That's what I want to know.
2 m# |0 p3 r( \! [* v) t' N4 M+ TCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ! \0 O. Q5 i8 A/ o7 A+ V5 }
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 3 z, d: e. O2 U: x
Condi: Yes.
( _: m( p3 ?6 L, R* G/ x1 NGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. * x- ~& s3 [3 [2 e, } ^" e
Condi: Hu.
4 a8 d N# I( M/ H) ~5 g* xGeorge: The guy in China.
- g4 Q; D7 L ]! KCondi: Hu. ! S$ X- B9 B- k& A4 }9 {
George: The new leader of China.
+ @" S: \- S3 JCondi: Hu.
) s* v# x+ T: d! IGeorge: The Chinaman! 8 A5 H2 m) [: P. V6 V0 M
Condi: Hu is leading China.
) r. y Z. Y6 c) sGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 w; ~3 s6 n0 e1 Q5 p+ T, mCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. % u0 R3 n9 Z. x2 u
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? " ^( z' q. t( E ~( R/ _2 p; ~4 m# O
Condi: That's the man's name.
' }/ e: s# W9 ]/ y. L1 ?0 c1 ^" a+ t; k NGeorge: That's who's name?
; a! w/ Y9 E/ V) wCondi: Yes.
6 K3 V* w/ F1 b Y% ~3 K0 Q, EGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( ]$ D5 a( B2 I0 I, O' H: w# p
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 S5 [( @7 C. b' |* u" IGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. - Z7 x$ E1 h2 p& E% v# t5 J
Condi: That's correct.
/ C: b; r M' n4 K- ~; I% \George: Then who is in China? # G$ F- |5 X7 v n
Condi: Yes, sir.
. z% A: R# \/ K' T- MGeorge: Yassir is in China? 7 m( g6 s- K. ]2 T I4 }( J
Condi: No, sir.
: b P. |1 V8 B/ FGeorge: Then who is?
& ~/ t3 d9 e1 \. j( ?Condi: Yes, sir.
) N+ Y) O+ d2 k' U& p4 K& oGeorge: Yassir? ; M- k) m2 _( r! j
Condi: No, sir. . E ?* G( \: H' m$ r. z
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 6 V! h! M: E9 u5 L3 b9 B& y n
Condi: Kofi? # W. ~& I- T5 y& ?; L
George: No, thanks.
# G+ K7 Q& A' K- a6 w# _/ tCondi: You want Kofi? # I! A% y2 d. c1 U0 a' b
George: No. 3 I% P8 Y1 M8 Q4 y
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 7 |* j7 ^, V' X) p7 p& A' Q- k
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, b1 k6 h+ k* oCondi: Yes, sir. 3 f+ `% D3 W3 t2 r
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. : [! u3 M& F$ r; r" }; `* a
Condi: Kofi?
3 d" s+ G( ~1 l7 e& hGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? / P4 _+ @2 D6 Y
Condi: And call who? * F5 V2 p4 \# m2 R) A
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' z2 ]- m& f3 K/ @3 u9 M8 U
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
& z" z' Q! C" m/ ]) R3 H: RGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! , L+ y3 a/ G, t' b! l) d: b
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ r0 |5 p a$ VGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. : n: V2 {& t* u0 r5 y
Condi: Kofi.
, h) I9 Y! h/ S; T& d9 rGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
$ D8 y- [6 m* _8 h# t, e; j(Condi picks up the phone.) ; J1 q Z# @9 ]4 F
Condi: Rice, here.
. L' @6 e3 \% O# K% mGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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