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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " V- Y, v( w5 z O8 z
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. $ k& ~# r2 ^! g' i! u6 l
George: Great. Lay it on me.
3 O3 o' |' ~9 E% A* y* j _! C# _Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
& k i2 b/ r+ W0 |0 k' V% \George: That's what I want to know.
' w( f* F8 G/ X8 R8 ]5 f- B. U; [) F4 hCondi: That's what I'm telling you. " B. S* s" g4 a9 L
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
9 M5 ~7 A9 p2 }# c, s7 L& v0 JCondi: Yes.
, I3 P a5 b' }- n- n) k9 I9 ?; m) c5 E9 `George: I mean the fellow's name.
* W5 J( e& f$ y" lCondi: Hu. + f2 U; ^' B. Y
George: The guy in China.
, P4 V4 P j8 d8 ]* Z. DCondi: Hu. 8 x- ?3 Y% Z/ Q
George: The new leader of China.
' C" a8 x, ?. F3 H% D4 kCondi: Hu.
% [4 e, P: o! _4 s3 ^/ C9 n! fGeorge: The Chinaman! $ _/ s8 D) N4 q) s" p
Condi: Hu is leading China.
; N0 t: ]" @- M% SGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? ( I7 w9 f6 W3 ^& t5 b5 Z( A
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
' A0 B- z6 G: E9 `9 F- b1 o1 r# Q3 HGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' O; l7 ~# M" \; l" d \Condi: That's the man's name.
9 M1 Q( I% R9 O5 f$ `8 P" AGeorge: That's who's name? 5 b" B4 E+ i2 g, f% o7 N$ z' ]: x
Condi: Yes.
4 p; r. A5 k ]1 _7 V" @% l% h9 T; dGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( r% |; A* G( f! _5 w( g
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 H6 ~. W6 w5 i) _% V6 e7 g+ ?George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
% g/ C( G" M) G) `% V4 n, l. E! lCondi: That's correct. 2 H2 R# z3 n$ G- B2 S! t* u* u+ j
George: Then who is in China?
& i! i. h% Y, O& D7 x/ [/ MCondi: Yes, sir.
; V& `! l6 m- \2 V1 O7 v1 LGeorge: Yassir is in China? : g* {5 _3 b( W* M- Y/ h8 G
Condi: No, sir. : Q& S- \0 F u! O
George: Then who is? 0 U: P( v+ p p. d
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ J: t: N+ O0 S0 {$ t: hGeorge: Yassir?
1 }7 j# L* E* g* @# w; U2 l) E3 U8 TCondi: No, sir.
( g; Y; h) }+ |" dGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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6 R) ^* ]: n( @1 c" l& Y3 M) U% [ ~; uGeorge: No, thanks. : b% Q' W- K( h* P$ n
Condi: You want Kofi?
" k3 y0 V8 C- \. xGeorge: No.
" k6 E) k6 ?' Z& v1 MCondi: You don't want Kofi. , a0 a/ V2 `3 r' I
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
4 v( s1 _$ p1 _) A, A7 A" DCondi: Yes, sir. 6 {4 j5 P; `4 U* E
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 5 T" Z9 a, F- H8 c" _
Condi: Kofi?
% {& h" I: h: U6 V3 `George: Milk! Will you please make the call? # V" b8 c* r+ v: r2 H4 u
Condi: And call who?
( ^3 ? V5 }- u; u9 |George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
. _5 F9 G* |1 iCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ( I I) I! ]# ^( P$ H
George: Will you stay out of China?! # N' s4 u. p" z* a8 A
Condi: Yes, sir. # r* E: Y6 g+ g* B
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. . a% _% b' k5 _
Condi: Kofi.
8 `& [# v! `7 [2 @1 O& F3 KGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ u9 @- O8 Q* H$ `7 D, t(Condi picks up the phone.) ' G7 ~) o- ^; [8 T; H- \" D; }
Condi: Rice, here. . _$ O: z& ^8 M; j! J
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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