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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ) [' Z/ H I% ^& ^
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 8 v, Z. f P3 l: E: C6 Q
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) X5 y$ S5 P8 N
George: Great. Lay it on me. : _9 k1 U3 M$ D- T! l+ Y5 |
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. . X1 K: p7 c# F# H
George: That's what I want to know. $ t1 D* _/ k+ u0 v1 N1 `. p( |
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 1 l, Q/ n( ~5 S r
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? $ b7 `8 Y/ n- b" r: W" n& E
Condi: Yes.
8 S( t% p9 y% X2 y4 l" bGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
! [% v3 m; G0 P8 i8 Z; GCondi: Hu.
! O8 T; r7 g2 ]! eGeorge: The guy in China.
. { t% `$ O+ `$ Z; hCondi: Hu.
, B1 K5 z+ @: Y0 qGeorge: The new leader of China.
# Y. ]) ~/ c; X7 O, Y9 {# @6 }9 ~Condi: Hu.
. f5 M$ m( [# SGeorge: The Chinaman!
`1 L0 K( y2 KCondi: Hu is leading China. 3 ^3 ~. m1 F* q( R) f7 G
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
) K. y$ K6 J( _8 cCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
- T# k; M" U4 P1 oGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? # H1 N9 ] U- A+ f2 ^% ?4 v
Condi: That's the man's name. 4 F) J! J/ T F8 Q. _. |
George: That's who's name? # Y8 @ B% L- @
Condi: Yes.
6 e1 J6 }. ~( BGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
2 s0 K/ f) ?. w- x4 J& u0 U' }Condi: Yes, sir.
, g$ E' t" E# R2 S8 [! IGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ) x$ V3 P T2 b8 B! F
Condi: That's correct.
6 o& _' Z& h+ m. I) U( A6 p' S2 [George: Then who is in China? 8 H' u+ @* U5 W, B0 [ g X
Condi: Yes, sir.
( N1 ?- b9 |$ Q6 u/ u+ I# QGeorge: Yassir is in China? : ?: l8 z" \0 O
Condi: No, sir. Z1 n3 M: D$ T" O2 f
George: Then who is? " c$ C5 ?6 C4 `5 O
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 S; {* O! b. w; z f, H" @George: Yassir?
7 @* z; p- K1 ~Condi: No, sir.
5 }7 r5 B; v+ `+ L) ~# [5 @- dGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. . U) A: p0 z4 t4 j7 z( A, b/ ?
Condi: Kofi?
7 d! i v* [& `% J% U) }0 jGeorge: No, thanks.
# @- r3 ~$ ]' e# H5 V+ z# pCondi: You want Kofi?
3 N8 |/ R8 L- P% b' z/ iGeorge: No.
2 \4 M9 | X( m4 F, d* bCondi: You don't want Kofi. $ b, Y# i3 t8 V' l" A
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. - m0 ]; w, H+ d5 v0 z" t
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 f0 m& R8 a! EGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 9 W0 i# ?* h2 w
Condi: Kofi? # F+ w! ]3 L" a! [$ K& \
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 4 R& H3 n+ H7 j$ \
Condi: And call who? 4 w d. @0 G, P
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ! m& @, J3 o9 n% j/ `" A9 l; y: I6 A
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ! X' M1 o! [5 S5 C3 L/ T0 R; J2 c* w( I) _
George: Will you stay out of China?! # T: D! m8 l9 H1 U
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 d& a6 [' r/ UGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 v; d% \7 U7 I& s. J' YCondi: Kofi. ' C) P2 z6 }" v9 _. J' A
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 9 G, z8 @ D3 j5 ?; ^" q3 ~' b9 k
(Condi picks up the phone.) % }% n7 _& X9 t6 X
Condi: Rice, here. ' m8 h; G! b1 W7 G$ N$ s) O
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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