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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: t% b* v x1 w' qGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . \3 m6 ^" N3 k* P0 t* n
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' J- E! O# L- L. LGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
. P5 y0 ?! Z4 L3 @Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
' {8 q$ M' j9 A" n) ?George: That's what I want to know.
# h! ^1 `0 m1 f% E' Q4 h/ L( W9 eCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 p4 J1 g$ J3 JGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
7 @- r k4 j- t: k v& ~; Y2 lCondi: Yes.
' @; ]+ B; z, k" n! jGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. + b2 _( M6 \" ^( P- U4 `& h
Condi: Hu. 0 W1 ~4 G, s2 p
George: The guy in China.
& x; |% A8 Q$ z* k* rCondi: Hu. ' \9 p' {# ]* @5 \$ h* d
George: The new leader of China. . h2 y! ~& i) {: r, |
Condi: Hu. 7 ?: L* A2 _1 s7 X
George: The Chinaman!
6 x% [% R: i3 pCondi: Hu is leading China. ' `( O- q8 a; j0 {+ B
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ g4 n5 D$ W; H9 iCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. % e) B# Z: V# b
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& L3 Q5 ]9 w; @" ~: Y' v3 z7 i# QCondi: That's the man's name.
# {0 U) I$ _6 E9 Y" W5 ` LGeorge: That's who's name?
6 k: T- O8 |3 s8 WCondi: Yes. ' W2 ]2 S4 G4 B' `, u
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
! e% v4 B* ^+ h7 F# H2 h( r( i# c- LCondi: Yes, sir.
9 B' w# U7 }! j* ]George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 4 M# k# O. c8 Q& a2 ~+ g4 Y+ L) U* @
Condi: That's correct. ( o4 T) F) F& @! U5 _7 |4 j- _
George: Then who is in China? * n) x0 e* ] E1 m- }* I3 d. [& a
Condi: Yes, sir. / m( i4 ^9 t/ o! M9 N
George: Yassir is in China? ; Z p9 F, m, Y( a' ]
Condi: No, sir. " t2 o G& z7 }: ~
George: Then who is?
4 d1 ^8 o/ t% U/ Z5 z) Q. I& wCondi: Yes, sir.
d* Z8 L) E2 W$ v% u) {) |# QGeorge: Yassir?
% y! S, [8 S/ P/ x9 {( P: L B9 RCondi: No, sir.
' _# f8 y( U$ V% {( H. oGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * q# d+ y+ ^. \4 ^& i0 ^! ]
Condi: Kofi?
3 y+ F+ o0 p# i) E8 ?2 sGeorge: No, thanks. # @% ?% j8 x+ K& V7 z8 X) |
Condi: You want Kofi? - n0 F- O6 @& F
George: No. , `2 ]. h: j, c( \: \) H: q9 L
Condi: You don't want Kofi. : C/ I9 U. `$ ~+ g. P
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
) @7 H. z) K: I- N' k6 LCondi: Yes, sir.
( a5 [: \ O6 @+ d1 y7 v0 xGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & E1 \9 y5 i4 F6 A( ]9 z \/ X
Condi: Kofi? & e0 T ]! V! q+ T! S
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ Q0 ~/ m- t: R* s5 [7 FCondi: And call who?
( N+ L% Y0 P7 \' QGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
, |. W' U; g) ICondi: Hu is the guy in China.
" J0 z7 K) ?$ z! d) \George: Will you stay out of China?!
. W0 H( a/ w u- R+ HCondi: Yes, sir.
0 \" k6 Y' O) ~- S( P, [George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 9 C4 }0 H b3 l- G E
Condi: Kofi.
1 k/ ^8 ^6 ]7 L6 d c. @* MGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: A% n' m( t; \, G4 C( `1 n(Condi picks up the phone.) & f9 ^4 d4 U) x' l( }
Condi: Rice, here. / S& Z: l' m# a0 @3 b- Y: d
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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