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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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4 q, O$ ]; M$ G: I6 q2 eGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
  K3 ?/ B! R$ n0 `0 ?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
8 f6 {/ m% h; q" Z! x6 MGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
( T7 C. l; O1 J5 ^& y8 z% PGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
) @' U4 |' M" h( JGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
' T/ _5 U9 Z) ?Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
; K! ~2 }( N1 ]0 Q; j) @2 g2 ~- QCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
/ K+ Z* _4 v& }6 mGeorge: The new leader of China.
5 g& }4 @5 Q) s& wCondi: Hu.
- ?, f: H6 `, J6 n4 u  r) uGeorge: The Chinaman!
( N% d& N' b2 [Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
9 t- B- U. _2 l5 [4 z5 L2 [Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
7 [9 G8 T9 P& t* k" l( BGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
0 E; ^& I  ^6 \1 b$ L% wCondi: Yes.
) q. q. \+ |: q4 Z) T5 UGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 Q; k7 O# |4 X5 t7 ECondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
2 c2 j0 j6 @: a$ oCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
& H+ r) Q, n( Z- T% l: }George: Yassir?
: Y" \1 M' r2 W6 vCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
8 G2 g9 \, _4 \  aGeorge: No, thanks.
, n3 A* s! x  y/ r: tCondi: You want Kofi?
$ R, p, l% N3 F* vGeorge: No.
9 P4 y6 |& b' m6 yCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
( n: z% A" k9 ]0 R5 a* Y8 n5 c, ]George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
" L) S8 u- ]$ N6 MGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
5 }5 e' z, _% ~, I1 uGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ w: {9 A) N* H/ [Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 q# p: z& j) A6 W& k" YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
) `9 ~' h& ]' pCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 K  R) i5 L7 I6 z/ S, ~. ]. R# wCondi: Kofi.
. y4 r" }. D1 h& n4 [George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
$ q5 i* }$ a2 [) L; ?Condi: Rice, here.
$ P, `& C/ i8 `) ZGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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