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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 9 I, b% K J" x; l9 y
4 k/ ~3 a0 I6 z. ?) r2 O( lGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? + X1 B- g+ a J
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 6 u p' b: s, v$ I
George: Great. Lay it on me. 4 f9 ]7 q+ a1 U, @, \% ~8 o
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) R1 N5 w% n! b
George: That's what I want to know. + H1 x8 l# y# H7 Z( g% D
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. % J2 @5 r% ~; z8 M S
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
* C% y% ^4 p/ J- X2 b' }Condi: Yes.
2 [4 G2 ^* ]/ J- u" }George: I mean the fellow's name. & \8 a/ w, r5 Y
Condi: Hu.
- ]- V' f% |2 UGeorge: The guy in China. ) C5 }! h4 U& ]( I0 L( V
Condi: Hu.
" w- a X* k( N* S; z2 Y) i1 DGeorge: The new leader of China. 8 C# ^' p& H5 f# l, t5 u
Condi: Hu.
8 K# O' t, L) PGeorge: The Chinaman! & k9 y* F+ `- K& i4 j: ~
Condi: Hu is leading China. # y3 K2 X6 ?: b+ t
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 l9 O+ x% t2 {% c, a
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 0 ]6 t+ T. i! A
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 1 U' f: S9 U& M7 @+ q. n
Condi: That's the man's name.
5 i9 a# v: L; o) C# c+ ? q6 x) EGeorge: That's who's name? 7 O7 B: v8 R6 f; W7 ]8 y/ C2 ^
Condi: Yes. % C# M! \! t5 W; \+ J j& C
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- }7 a& N' C( HCondi: Yes, sir.
0 u7 C4 c4 l1 K8 n$ OGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; a; [% {1 ^, P2 k, W/ CCondi: That's correct. 3 `5 U! ?$ X+ d6 {2 l4 T8 \
George: Then who is in China? 4 P( g; @6 p$ E- B& K9 v9 b6 Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
( A% K: @% ?9 e, n: bGeorge: Yassir is in China? # R" O! _+ @' O5 U0 K+ p* r
Condi: No, sir. 5 c1 f# C# e, l' Z0 [: F( [
George: Then who is?
4 c2 Z+ S- K2 z& ~8 u8 h2 [Condi: Yes, sir. , s j5 a; C) n+ g' \5 h: C
George: Yassir?
: w* T9 ^! l. w* O1 v* H3 K5 k l' a& eCondi: No, sir. v. B9 l3 `8 i G! E# C( T0 r( S
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( z/ i3 o. ?5 `. u! D2 C. C; V u8 jCondi: Kofi?
+ t9 i6 f$ H- Y |( y) Y0 K; D# yGeorge: No, thanks. % r! @, m( K; h) I
Condi: You want Kofi?
c4 a! U, ^: o; Z3 L+ w" w" TGeorge: No. / X$ [9 w/ w2 X' \& g
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 7 K; M5 F3 G1 J* L8 j: M5 A
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " U0 e ~ e2 v5 z9 a
Condi: Yes, sir.
' g" d( e* K- m1 L! P4 S sGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 5 _) ?# |+ P% K! a+ n
Condi: Kofi? * C0 |& x8 ~5 I$ D+ [
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 u( Y5 |5 C/ v6 o, D
Condi: And call who?
' N/ G% P) a; d/ |. A0 k" g! Q) DGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? $ p8 @* S1 d7 H1 ^6 L7 ]% K
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. $ I! K, Z2 {2 t, q/ |+ {) ]& N
George: Will you stay out of China?! $ j5 F! K7 M* [* B6 h5 b& S3 J3 i
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 B# i7 i m2 E; O" U. S3 a
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 X/ A% |* G- O' s, xCondi: Kofi.
P2 [0 `- h$ `& k( F- w; AGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 8 Z, o" j+ E2 p9 _' g; L# I
(Condi picks up the phone.)
3 `. |( ` X. H2 A6 [* tCondi: Rice, here.
7 N# v; X O! WGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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