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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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9 X% n* o5 b( W) ]George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
k" g% f( b; ]Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' c+ m8 y) I ?; i8 ZGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
# \' Z6 d* x9 RCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 8 _7 V) v! _1 [# b* V
George: That's what I want to know.
6 R; }, U0 w* T- VCondi: That's what I'm telling you. & t# n" f. t! J) i2 n
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 2 r1 y% O/ U+ }5 H0 l
Condi: Yes. " m2 O4 z9 D8 g2 x2 }) s$ ?% i* I
George: I mean the fellow's name. " J2 ~+ ]8 X( I/ z4 [
Condi: Hu.
0 {4 }9 j# P \/ @% C2 lGeorge: The guy in China.
; P. F# o" J" s: x* F, k, b2 RCondi: Hu. 3 }) A; ~* P7 Y! R6 n* S g4 I
George: The new leader of China. - M/ \+ S- n8 g- Z5 u8 e
Condi: Hu. 5 M( q: o/ H4 k1 V6 j' j; g, r; S2 T
George: The Chinaman!
$ s ?; N" D1 O$ x' M6 YCondi: Hu is leading China. 1 L, G# f f) R6 A, }- @- @/ K
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? / w1 W6 c( O+ U9 K3 b T( j
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. / J* S0 b# u) ~/ P; p3 W" U
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 4 X& _. i, ~5 q2 ?5 I9 n. y
Condi: That's the man's name.
* a u4 Y' X* x9 `George: That's who's name? # g3 E, c& C* U+ c( v: Q- Y( }
Condi: Yes. ' |* M+ n. e1 L5 h4 E o# I: t% F
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 3 i V1 n" }: X, @/ J4 m5 c8 Y
Condi: Yes, sir. + J' \( ^) v: j: N% ~! a. @
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
) e- B0 Q+ N- |) O7 G0 NCondi: That's correct. 2 K$ m( [1 \+ |. ?. c" h. A
George: Then who is in China? , `3 s$ {" u: X0 O: w1 V
Condi: Yes, sir.
: j5 I' m( `0 }% l3 [2 r: JGeorge: Yassir is in China?
6 K, |+ D6 F% e. V7 @Condi: No, sir.
$ t7 \; U. y: C2 n ^+ t0 f" `% @George: Then who is?
+ P! t: o! I; z! G2 u3 wCondi: Yes, sir.
* o8 a, r8 Z0 g! WGeorge: Yassir? ! v0 M- R) z+ f$ D. w5 Y
Condi: No, sir.
6 o5 Y5 ]* L. V8 C1 I# x& qGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ F$ _+ ~4 w3 r5 a) yCondi: Kofi? 2 Y+ g7 O5 u- I: J _3 J, r5 `
George: No, thanks. 4 A7 a5 M4 x$ }7 E/ x
Condi: You want Kofi?
$ I7 s$ O6 y6 B2 t0 I+ XGeorge: No. * b* S& c4 R/ V9 C0 p) z7 \
Condi: You don't want Kofi. + i) C1 U) i4 L$ J9 e1 C0 w
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. * c0 i0 r. K& s% T8 q% I6 b
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 z' ?0 ~0 [" ^: q) Q
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. + X; z. t- i) Q4 A* A5 ~
Condi: Kofi?
4 g) G! Z( k9 N6 lGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
* n( W7 V5 n* n. N# I. CCondi: And call who? [. Z0 L7 w C0 U+ b0 G$ Y
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
) ^2 X/ H5 ^1 Y/ V- X2 V; K; n$ gCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
% ^) c, D$ F6 c, N8 g7 b V) XGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
% m4 c# B, C! p: _5 WCondi: Yes, sir.
; S! u0 s9 I% S$ b/ s$ k+ GGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. f/ I; O, I& v$ g# m3 M
Condi: Kofi. 9 w) ?2 n; S# i! o% r% M5 @* d
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. - Y) s( J, ^1 P- s! G3 w
(Condi picks up the phone.)
. j2 N" l2 W& z5 H& I, X @4 HCondi: Rice, here. 6 t/ H1 Y( \ j$ o$ S4 i
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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