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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, : w- v; o' h. ]3 Y h& ~
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. ( d2 P! ]8 F! ]5 x$ O) e) W
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
' }- F, l3 p4 o" M$ E( i9 YNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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' {3 L. `0 N3 l) IThe second man married a telephone operator. $ m; I4 q4 V8 d8 X I+ B( S
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. T1 H0 |- f) s# O
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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4 x" @' K! R8 f7 S; T1 ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty % `6 L& S1 W0 | P: d! Z
but teachers are just too frigid".1 {% C! \ [! T0 {, }9 M
6 q/ G1 @: d8 Z$ l5 ]The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
2 G- ]1 C& C7 g9 Anurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
+ l8 h3 M+ T( h8 }/ l3 H bpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. }: ]) q1 _7 D2 s! V+ u- s- O
( M6 H) i* L# Y$ S( s/ aDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.) h4 _# X( D; T# B4 c
) ]5 Z) `+ Q' z$ ]. E% NThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
" h6 s6 ?( i4 Lwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
+ _$ R% }; z5 has possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
7 b, [: z* Q7 g% Q4 S0 Cin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as " J& |! n6 p9 s7 R# p7 I% w
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
* _" p3 z2 I1 h, w* d) R8 theard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 8 S. _* B7 B$ s2 x4 |
three minutes are up." , F, l& O1 m3 K4 j
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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% a6 Q4 }! _( Q/ z% J2 h" hDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
" Y7 g/ N& w3 K' I% fman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 1 T- ]) y1 u5 x# P. H5 S
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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' x6 g- V# i4 P% q- m3 xJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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8 I" @/ W/ J7 \The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
' @' O# p: h: y" Y. b/ ta school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
- n, d8 u0 }! S9 m1 {! B2 qare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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