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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
1 [" r- ~- F5 Awhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. * ]* i& T; S9 {7 p) ^3 v4 z
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. : I0 V" {! K: a
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".4 S! J, L" ]1 w* M3 |
8 s/ n7 |; ?, w$ B6 X% FThe second man married a telephone operator.
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0 r& R: K' u, F" `& KDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
, ~5 y# o. ?3 X! X. uTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top # R% T# @6 a, \# K( A
button...A-bomb.?9 @ p* ^5 [( W; S, f7 L
" C# V' _. C2 }: G+ w" nThe third man married a school teacher. 5 |7 f$ g T) m- c
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
, y1 M9 ?% d3 t4 hbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
+ B6 U1 [& r: y% z Aonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two # _9 q3 {% _* ~" C0 C) `" o$ }
would call much later in the day.! k2 k+ g7 u6 [5 H( S5 ~8 z# X
+ R+ ?# b- L8 D6 SAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
% a) r1 Q. _1 s2 M( Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's / a8 h. s: B& Q) T- d7 c
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.* _% L! ?0 B! o2 {, w) |9 U' f
& n% m& Y7 @! ?& t/ e7 o) HThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night + c* B, i1 T! [5 w1 V3 T1 F2 x
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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5 S$ S& V" }5 X7 e" o. B! oAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.7 o2 L/ X1 C. c0 ~0 v, H$ T0 K5 S
- H9 Q* r H7 v. _3 @The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 7 L4 k6 k* \4 Q4 S
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
5 \/ p0 W9 w, G5 e1 _in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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6 O$ b" j, C) s6 ^6 F, WDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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! w) r9 T% A: a1 [( p+ C3 iThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
! ~4 k- G8 T, q( Aheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
+ g& b6 U! ?: U/ e: b6 Y& Mthree minutes are up." . K5 B8 t: E/ v3 _
5 [$ R# x: j9 oDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( U* p" S9 n. b* P
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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* ?8 D d8 {6 F! }7 w1 qDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The & D5 C8 D3 D7 P6 \6 B
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
* `* v4 W6 \" [his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 1 Q/ S/ ?, U8 x' ?* Q
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* Z' o' G; I$ E, k7 i8 NJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 9 t0 o" S. L$ u' }( n
fight?" 0 u/ C z$ o/ P( x5 Y- `
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
. a7 [9 U0 p8 J" n# U9 Sa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
/ h1 Z9 F) Q6 K4 P1 gare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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