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NEVER SAY TO A COP: # L/ ?1 ^- M \
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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- G9 p7 V" V7 R" Z- V4 s) X m3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! . t5 x( T/ O4 g1 ^" s) A; u
: z7 m$ k2 W+ T. |6 R8 I5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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% ~3 ~% j8 U( e6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. % H1 o8 D; h( H8 G* g
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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# a* C7 v* ^% x, x. L+ V# v8. I pay your salary! . f: h1 Q5 S* u% m8 q
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! # y) u T3 D6 }4 B( ^0 C
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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" R; {; s+ Z6 C0 C" v11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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