Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

4 h+ t/ E7 L! e) M7 v( M2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

5 Y# ?, {+ n  w  {: B, a8 Z& m$ N4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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0 J; {+ @; f4 {) ]. ?- ?; G5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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+ g% Y5 V' @) Z, @, ~% `( @0 ]6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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  r6 V& [) J! d0 a8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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& Y/ u: a0 }' |, `) Y* b! B12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"