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6 O4 i: h8 u6 @& p# r( R! IA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!', v0 s3 M# o4 [; B
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'' Z% i" [: u# n) \
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; C& v7 I$ n- J$ _" g! n5 e) r
3 T& Y/ {% E( a/ i' E" M( J$ n0 [The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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! H8 F7 \$ M+ B3 {0 K7 CThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'2 }2 F" f8 u3 r& C
+ }5 {6 N6 y; a. PHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'2 V3 e3 S3 g( ~7 x& }! R6 \
" X/ g2 ~3 T1 ^She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'+ K- q/ r9 F& u$ I
& I) z+ p% u. B& tThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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