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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'7 [0 U; J" S- l" ?3 u, M0 E1 m
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'0 F( d P* q1 F# w
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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: U0 T1 {& b* \* m( f+ {1 LThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !': a; x6 Q" U4 \7 `2 i: Z) P, a
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" T% M K4 i7 n! ^3 |" f9 C' D9 _
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' U) j# |/ S7 X4 k4 e
. H' J' F: m) x1 I" jShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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