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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. : }! E- h$ U, p1 U
% [0 d! L8 P9 d% m9 B& y" B, [2 pA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.') |: l/ p; E1 o
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'& J1 y' n7 v& c6 X! {
1 A5 Y- b( `2 P* e7 yThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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1 `- ^; Z, \# A7 i: RThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'* r/ C) d$ H) D/ N" q
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'- S; U- D; _/ q
6 U9 k! n- k( X1 D- VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !': O) ^. L! _, n& E
: t6 I# e) p G3 @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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- V" s$ i$ d' q0 K4 O6 zThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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