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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. " i& f) `; ?, m
, {$ E8 j3 R! C; N( l' p7 RA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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. o6 b, h2 y# m8 |% p3 zThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !': U" Z w; f1 ~/ A" h+ r. D
7 e9 m! a9 A* ZThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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* \" V' {- s( I% h5 [4 e2 \* wThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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" F9 `7 o% g. ]$ k3 g/ k kThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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5 S, z+ c `8 H; \ Q* g5 r+ ]Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'7 G* E0 y& M) k; }' W5 z2 p" a; t; _
! C& G7 m$ Q9 ~8 ^8 xThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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