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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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0 E1 @5 t9 t7 K5 ~8 B- Q! J3 eThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 \# F! N \8 u0 {, _ }The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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7 \* N2 O- k+ p, b, I! H; L7 s) sThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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# Y2 @& ^! H4 Q5 PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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0 q& z: H% k, J" l; n5 |9 GShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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" W6 P) y; q, n1 N. cThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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