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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* k7 w( i: h' m" g- G5 h1 N9 D2 g" J$ aA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% ]3 Q8 b. A6 M! H3 J0 `
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'5 @9 p5 o9 _( \1 k/ F9 s
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* b$ M+ y/ X: H* M# A9 ~% H
2 _7 m' W4 H7 X8 P Y2 R! i& |The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# p% P* X4 f2 z8 l6 |! A' B: N& h
' @2 n5 Q5 B+ D9 k) qThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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5 y0 G1 k0 `1 z; B2 l/ p6 H5 U( O' QHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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6 ?$ h2 g* @" M m* ?7 W* ~She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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E6 q( V. H* n$ U5 `Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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