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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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' A% j" L) e1 }6 {The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'+ x; @" e, |7 F4 K+ ^
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 H$ u2 b7 ], f
0 e, }$ N" [* C/ {The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'. M" R) `0 F/ ]' r1 @1 t
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* d' q7 ]% j$ @* a& Z% P3 j' @
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') t$ S: n5 n% e# L1 [$ [
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'7 l8 u; ]/ p H! f( }
& h6 e2 H0 j( r6 Z2 k* LThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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