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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,. y+ I! B- p( @) d
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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' N" D. ~% U! e- _! T'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,1 x  R6 U( l& }6 t
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'; S2 u1 g4 D6 b" p/ [0 G

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,! r( h4 }. U! X3 x0 N- e! ]- `
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum' m. t" a) A4 t& F. s% H
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

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the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,
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legs$ \% }8 `* |" g" }7 K+ v
got wobbly,
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got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.$ c$ D2 ^# q. v: O6 {: {
The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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