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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,5 ~* ?8 o* S  K+ @& n2 Y
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
( a* r; ^" r# j4 m/ m" K2 P. O'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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" Y3 P3 r4 }8 I; Z- t9 R4 m- L0 a'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the5 d/ `% e4 C9 ]' Q
stomach

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,
# ?7 W* I: w7 _" b% |'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
" `* @" _/ p; `( n'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'( O  [* K! w" a% S
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ i1 N6 w$ k! G  H7 J8 I/ {/ }+ J'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,& T! g6 U! G4 i8 d+ q+ _- m+ u
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum1 D: Y) T* A; n5 G
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
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stomach
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was bloated,4 P1 F9 O0 M) e
the
legs
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got wobbly,2 E& g; `( H/ d" R' q/ q% P. b' i# B
the
eyes
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got watery,7 {0 y5 Y+ R$ {
and the

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blood
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was toxic.
) j1 M  M) q, c7 S2 R5 yThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
" z, p" e+ }+ Z/ Y) T' I6 a8 jThe Moral of the story?3 ^- e' r) j; m; U  w2 s
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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: |6 h7 v; [4 w+ Q% M  H[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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" d  a  J2 i6 T" V( GWhere you got this so funning story!2 f, Y- B- h8 L+ F; w# @
I like it.
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