The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 N8 q- @# E( Z) |8 TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
( i! U. H4 p0 |trying to decide who was the one in charge.
( O; r" r& p* N2 w5 A% w- x'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
) l8 h% O2 n. I/ M- z% J'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
( L2 G1 |2 D7 V6 l( Sstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 t$ R, D+ i- F1 k$ V7 v/ e'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
! a1 }4 I6 m' `8 G. wWithin a few days,
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the stomach
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the legs
4 [+ T, R) P7 O. v& Sgot wobbly,
) }9 d- m% W4 x8 h  gthe eyes
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and the
blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

& E7 [. F4 U6 b+ D$ `- YWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.