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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,9 ^1 }. e; U6 e+ h
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
) Q' O [3 ?1 q 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,% `& h) R b E- W* |
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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+ u% d, K5 \; p. \# t" U1 }, S'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! f5 m; B/ D' g: m8 c9 v4 v: Y'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& c* ?7 e# G# w H2 `& U" A 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
; J, j. V% n2 M ?% l8 B# I" @. i& D'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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( i F% X1 D+ m J% y 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ v& h2 o6 @. Z9 ~( ~! e" H* D8 G'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'$ S& M D6 m6 h( A! M ]; J7 O* @
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,7 Y k+ E$ d" f. a3 _8 m! ^) m
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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$ Z# h( M! ~) c& y1 ?; wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
! B& O# Y) a/ V O! aand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.4 ]9 q1 m& X( `& C& [
Within a few days,
4 B$ b- B6 O4 [! T& k' j$ fthe brain had a terrible headache,, k6 A/ L9 ?0 Q ?1 e" o3 A
the stomach
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got wobbly,
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got watery,& r# n u. |" G' t% k' i
and the
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They all decided that the- z' E3 ^) g0 w6 u% B* d
rectum should be the boss.
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The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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