The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
: x6 {2 z) W8 g4 m' L* Qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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stomach
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
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$ [: I8 m' P2 E  A* {+ }'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; s5 Q8 j$ @" J/ A'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
; n: p% v" d* S% u  d4 C'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
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, j# |2 Q( n/ u3 |  zthe legs
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got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
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% b9 R, z8 n% t" b1 `The Moral of the story?
* d, q  {; \) u1 S) _The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.