The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
( a* r; ^" r# j4 m/ m" K2 P. O'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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" Y3 P3 r4 }8 I; Z- t9 R4 m- L0 a'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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# ?7 W* I: w7 _" b% |'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
  ]+ M; Y4 j) g4 a! n1 h" e'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
" `* @" _/ p; `( n'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ i1 N6 w$ k! G  H7 J8 I/ {/ }+ J'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
$ x  Y# i. P0 c/ m, O" u4 J'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
+ e- ?) s5 [8 O% d! r  I: s: jthe brain had a terrible headache,
* y+ L, R- E+ f) sthe stomach
" P0 @4 G. z  u, z, b, mwas bloated,
the legs
( j. M9 S& ^/ K9 h8 P, ogot wobbly,
the eyes
0 }1 A6 g: U2 n' C9 ygot watery,
and the
, v2 T0 h) U( g! |blood
! [: N# |+ k/ z& h7 r# uwas toxic.
) j1 M  M) q, c7 S2 R5 yThey all decided that the
8 D1 f2 P! R- b/ a* o6 xrectum should be the boss.
" z, p" e+ }+ Z/ Y) T' I6 a8 jThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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: |6 h7 v; [4 w+ Q% M  H[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

" d  a  J2 i6 T" V( GWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.