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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 k' Y5 N1 v8 ^'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,# ?# u3 [, I8 x* v% q# u$ m
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" h; q8 C, m1 T! U'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,7 A1 R- @) c1 R
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
4 m( V( [+ m+ J( l$ a4 bthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,8 Z" D: ]* T& c
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
$ f$ ^, B% n2 M5 wThe Moral of the story?
" d' d9 E2 i8 g& Y. lThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!
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