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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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+ ]* r: O; ?0 qAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,5 I, {3 ~* J9 I) G2 g# U
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,6 h3 Q0 f/ `; W
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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1 `, p4 L. u, j0 t0 @) Z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the& |' [( y: S/ y7 D6 b5 T$ k
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,) ~% L) u" t0 C/ q) V
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'" X" _/ e4 U; d
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
, E) D5 e% c5 E$ O9 {'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
* t( t) \' N6 e5 d' e2 \'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
: v% w' o* v. I8 iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

, U, j( F% o+ Y8 @& ]Within a few days,
8 E0 Z/ ?: \' p. Wthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach4 N, v9 g3 Z5 r$ y+ D- {5 X# a- S
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,6 A% r3 m% [( H4 l
the
eyes. R# T% ?/ a  R; s9 d
got watery,$ H! {8 v) h4 o  ^" P# h9 |
and the

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blood
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was toxic.# \, j. K# Q8 a9 n& M
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
' V$ y& C' N2 B8 y: b- lThe Moral of the story?& \+ D. y/ k) f( I# c+ u8 ]. r
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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; m6 K! R) g: U/ p8 O. h[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!6 e. |2 T" z* N/ ^9 F" V
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Where you got this so funning story!5 D1 a1 K" b$ [4 j* M
I like it.
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