The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
; I4 j' x) ?* Z( J7 W% Gtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 k' Y5 N1 v8 ^'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

3 Z% I: s' \5 q2 [! t, ?+ t'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
- b, X+ f% h+ q'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
+ ^/ i! n+ s1 K! F& F7 g'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" h; q8 C, m1 T! U'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 w3 p3 P9 L( l, ['I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
) p1 k! C2 ^: Z: B9 o3 P1 uand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 m( V( [+ m+ J( l$ a4 bthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
  ?9 F; Q8 ]" r% R, [: M* I& Hwas bloated,
& Y9 w! \' x, ethe legs
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the eyes
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They all decided that the
5 w- t. {( f* m( srectum should be the boss.
$ f$ ^, B% n2 M5 wThe Moral of the story?
" d' d9 E2 i8 g& Y. lThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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