The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
2 T/ u3 h9 k( z, I'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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6 r* r0 P8 E, u7 r'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ C8 G6 T& A8 ^, u'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
2 M5 E; B! k, Z9 \$ ?7 z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 F. j. v- O# e. B'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 m; d" J! M! p5 b! e' E' m/ }  g'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
! Z3 z) i/ _9 y- ~Within a few days,
7 W' H& n4 b+ w  g3 C( n: ^the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
4 h% J. S4 ^( Z3 a, O+ ithe legs
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: I4 }& ^1 H8 Gthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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% M- l+ Q: W- T- f' TThey all decided that the
6 J4 n2 ~: b) brectum should be the boss.
* f. B- h  U9 iThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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* ?1 `" p6 X# o- ~7 p[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
& i2 f( ^: M1 F8 K. _I like it.