The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
) Q' O  [3 ?1 q'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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+ u% d, K5 \; p. \# t" U1 }, S'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! f5 m; B/ D' g: m8 c9 v4 v: Y'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& c* ?7 e# G# w  H2 `& U" A'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
; J, j. V% n2 M  ?% l8 B# I" @. i& D'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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( i  F% X1 D+ m  J% y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ v& h2 o6 @. Z9 ~( ~! e" H* D8 G'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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$ Z# h( M! ~) c& y1 ?; wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
! B& O# Y) a/ V  O! aand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 B$ b- B6 O4 [! T& k' j$ fthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
2 Q# E. G. q9 Y, w5 b' x! l5 Qwas bloated,
  I( [/ e  n) S7 Ithe legs
got wobbly,
/ h6 u( V4 |5 t" @the eyes
got watery,
and the
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
8 K: T! S. g6 Y! S" P( I. v7 k% \The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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  E' T) i1 _' r. IWhere you got this so funning story!
% E& M0 y' T+ y$ Z5 o# iI like it.