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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
: x6 {2 z) W8 g4 m' L* Qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,# G, x+ L& x% u; u/ @% X. h
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
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stomach
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,
$ K' @* m& g8 ]4 z: m. j) d'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
5 }+ G3 a; S0 u- v8 s, s'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,, ?1 g- z- u6 E/ p3 i! t3 c, k
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum: B5 e5 f  h, B
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
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stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes  f3 k# P2 B; g- b) _% R# V4 h
got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.( i' U# O) w; j+ d
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
% b9 R, z8 n% t" b1 `The Moral of the story?
* d, q  {; \) u1 S) _The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!; h* \2 J/ c5 Z; K
I like it.
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