The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
: B5 h  g! ?% M7 x# @: F. Ktrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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' N" D. ~% U! e- _! T'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
  C" |; a" X3 M# }% n4 T8 m: b'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

9 t& W+ g) S& x% C& U  L7 T'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
, C, i) E( p3 c& _4 r9 A'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 K/ {; N2 g7 m' j/ b- I'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
0 I. g' C, ~5 o! vWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got wobbly,
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got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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( v0 J% S3 c5 T. X" BWhere you got this so funning story!
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