The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

+ ]* r: O; ?0 qAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
1 `, p4 L. u, j0 t0 @) Z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; I* H6 l. r; [' W! m/ I1 l  P'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
, E) D5 e% c5 E$ O9 {'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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, U, j( F% o+ Y8 @& ]Within a few days,
8 E0 Z/ ?: \' p. Wthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
4 C: c9 B2 y( D7 X* \the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
and the
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1 \; \/ j. ^' K2 nwas toxic.
They all decided that the
2 C0 \5 X8 w# Urectum should be the boss.
' V$ y& C' N2 B8 y: b- lThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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; m6 K! R) g: U/ p8 O. h[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.