Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 v, m' n) o; @2 t1 _3 VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

  E  J4 M, |. x+ \4 ?( K0 YThe blonde started laughing.

4 O0 C. \5 C8 p: t& uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

; O2 }: n7 W4 |- ~8 RLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 ]: z/ Q! i; _& s  U. w4 \8 s) z! a( oThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
8 [+ R; _6 |8 g. s( RTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ [* U$ [! Q& b3 WTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
. K5 S& g9 _' n0 v1 x6 f6 IA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

& x6 o- b4 B$ p' k3 \! T- YThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

' l/ G; D# N5 a+ w. ^, @& IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

9 f6 c: F5 v$ f( w5 |/ SThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 w0 A2 B' Y0 Z9 h" {+ o, K8 }The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

/ m3 n( p$ T! i5 BAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

$ P$ X: V) r/ }  G7 zIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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8 H9 v/ k! c0 ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
8 x  g+ s1 Z5 T/ UA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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1 O# `! v+ C. T, Z3 xThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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) |" T4 q: I  {2 A' j3 h- |The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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