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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
* O  S( a3 z. Z; t. wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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& @$ H  W& o2 h1 H# ]& ]The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.# }$ f  H. o$ x7 Y# ~4 y

& d6 p+ j  U3 g, \* u* R- THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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, j8 b0 Q) j/ d6 VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.7 o. q1 s, U2 z3 e# F

( p( D; g4 h. q! ]$ Y% m1 LThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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% @# Z) w7 [/ r# a9 R8 yLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.0 {3 @* W9 c- V" D

1 x  N9 T& t6 {5 NThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"  K) v# C+ s; O8 n$ l5 |1 w! F' e' \
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Rowing Your Boat
" [8 j2 c, Y+ N0 d" }/ Q4 `Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.8 `$ k6 q$ p4 x8 M

; K2 g, }0 \9 [2 i3 cThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"# {5 q9 m  d! u( k
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That5 D2 i8 z* l1 A' E
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! X6 S+ I/ [% K1 m
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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, V# t  X  X4 Q  u$ d3 mThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; O$ {9 K' a# `( \/ {; ^, xFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 q7 p8 m1 L( e% {
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 o/ ^# _  Y3 ~; G  W
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.9 u3 B6 Q6 S2 H% Y4 `  @* d

  N" Q+ y3 f- ~1 {) A" gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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5 m  z5 ]& C! a7 h; D. o; HThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; Z! g0 v% T. N: x( y6 I
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Are You Really Sure?
+ U' |. M& K7 R# I& D% d7 DA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."1 B' x2 w6 M% q; W& B

# `# n. _& I) w/ @. }$ o! y) w* U6 TOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"' G3 W7 Y8 d& Q! p) W

  f7 u7 M7 F' k% i' W0 s& e) EThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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% ]' p3 N+ [8 P8 G9 R$ _Blonde Sky Divers
& j% d2 r1 g& v( zA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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% K: R- _- j& B& s- bThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.% W/ X$ a, @4 C* V! M4 {0 k
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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. Y# W- l* o9 K" }[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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