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Blonde Car Accident
+ |5 m- k5 f" LOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.8 C4 q/ d) D' u
2 s3 k( F- t, |" FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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. w5 W. I G, \- x- J: L( Q0 THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. q, ]/ U4 Z3 g+ _' Q3 ~" j5 C
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.1 R$ h! ]( ?$ f- q/ c( P
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The blonde started laughing.& P' ], S A; h/ S8 ^( n% b
" t0 _. w6 F) t e8 i( @1 w. CThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! P6 N0 [0 U, {) q- K
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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9 {+ ?* q: M( jLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; x* J; {+ R- J0 I
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 S: P7 @0 Y8 O+ i9 lRowing Your Boat& j( A# m6 F8 S+ k
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.0 Y0 `4 v9 X7 ?/ U8 R3 p
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"; V, c" F) Q& d4 n5 D# z
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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# u: {; J8 C9 A7 \1 B5 u* DI Want to Buy That
/ ?8 p4 y0 R" i: zA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. Z6 Z+ ~. @( n4 @ M# C& y6 JThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black." q# ~3 y) A H
9 Y0 f T1 V" h$ iThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.4 l: c5 k% _6 ~
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' T8 y2 G# o% X* k8 Q* gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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, w4 \! e2 A, ?* f, M: MTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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% G0 F* E! r1 Q: OThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" n3 b% n+ X$ b3 R" m6 D8 N
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ M% i6 V. b6 e$ V7 J
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?", a6 n1 z3 g. f6 O
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 w& K6 t1 `# s9 E2 y
/ J4 w1 B# H5 COur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers" [8 J9 V7 J. s q2 R' A8 d
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: x- J, B k& o% u e0 x
# u; Z5 [' n$ YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ ?( ]4 P7 N$ y8 E4 I) q$ ^( E
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. ^' X6 g3 T- F3 o& p6 X. J+ N
% r% r9 g( N4 D9 J0 FThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 @+ a, I4 `5 P
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