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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident$ j/ Z+ X+ y% E9 ?  U) \
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 v, m' n) o; @2 t1 _3 VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." f: O5 |' _# R+ O! H4 ]" o1 c; N

  E  J4 M, |. x+ \4 ?( K0 YThe blonde started laughing.+ h: W( J2 j" j3 c

4 O0 C. \5 C8 p: t& uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.4 W$ F' R# K- U* D* M- ]

; O2 }: n7 W4 |- ~8 RLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 ]: z/ Q! i; _& s  U. w4 \8 s) z! a( oThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
8 [+ R; _6 |8 g. s( RTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ [* U$ [! Q& b3 WTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 u8 R. Y7 i& P5 o5 ^/ S6 ]& S
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I Want to Buy That
. K5 S& g9 _' n0 v1 x6 f6 IA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.$ W; f# M' I( r* q" k- |

& x6 o- b4 B$ p' k3 \! T- YThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( V' S( m1 }8 G2 L/ Y: @9 Z

' l/ G; D# N5 a+ w. ^, @& IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ Q$ |0 Y1 V8 @* _

9 f6 c: F5 v$ f( w5 |/ SThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 w0 A2 B' Y0 Z9 h" {+ o, K8 }The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 y2 `3 ~9 K: P: X: J

/ m3 n( p$ T! i5 BAre You Really Sure?/ A# F1 M3 c* r
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?") O& d- t8 K2 t

$ P$ X: V) r/ }  G7 zIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."5 l; I8 _; @3 B# p
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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8 H9 v/ k! c0 ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
8 x  g+ s1 Z5 T/ UA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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1 O# `! v+ C. T, Z3 xThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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) |" T4 q: I  {2 A' j3 h- |The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# _( L: _( P% E6 M
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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