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Blonde Car Accident- K9 o) }1 j" U- M; P
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 g2 n; e: z8 Q3 f. H7 L* R
8 o3 `! K1 f- a8 W/ O1 nThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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' d, A4 A- n- t( a8 zHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle." _- t% U+ n; [. y0 ]$ d9 p5 |
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." x* q( Q8 u# X
/ h/ d4 m+ `% V( T/ `The blonde started laughing.+ _3 ]/ d! w4 _3 Z% Z. |
, r8 V' Z4 N4 q/ iThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( }& C0 [% L! L; S6 }
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.. }9 W5 P7 I8 @. d9 s" q% n7 `
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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4 x1 s8 r. p5 r9 h4 E. N" F# p) XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
% b0 g5 w* o' S- h5 {. n; e9 zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"# }; A9 d& G! c! Y6 g: S
" ~; @+ b( k- @1 a2 GTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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. W$ [% c( m* c3 _7 `, oI Want to Buy That
) e+ F& M: P, l& mA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 g5 n/ n& ]+ a% [1 g' ?The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.' c7 w: r- c; }$ C
: y* F0 g# x% dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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" s$ Q) a, l) [' G, _! \To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. e" U2 w2 z$ f. s7 S9 G
, t ^8 \' e4 y& @7 ZThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! e5 c. w& `4 q& ?# Z# h3 _
# Y N* C0 B0 X) V; m& sThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"" x. P% X7 H& G9 p8 Y/ _
; I5 }& A. _' yAre You Really Sure?
* F3 a( K. i: E* mA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 T% {0 ?" w+ w, }. [$ T8 X) p) a+ \
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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' @/ A. j" p) D7 J* K! P/ f6 EOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 }% P1 g% A7 f. |; b/ c
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ A, Q% J, x8 {9 }/ l s
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 j, o+ y8 |1 |: H0 r, fA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 R: t7 U& P! {9 O# d f4 V0 i; }
, c; ?1 \) y' a4 Q5 A W& PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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) ]( C% I8 n. i; P# p) iShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. j- B. }. V2 c( v
4 p/ o0 J. a* {% SThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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