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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 2 c) D8 W5 q$ p! B
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 - k2 |8 g; S% O
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.% U+ I! I8 ?5 o, P' r6 T3 h
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2 z( j) S# q* `: r7 M( r One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 v3 I# ], y( S9 v$ Q
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.! ]& G, p3 }3 f C
5 I1 p) b0 b3 ^& e8 ?8 V 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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7 J* X( `* T+ {( A3 b 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) z& g( Y) v! A; { D! t
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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$ h8 d' d" N+ Q9 `" e/ ~ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) ]% O0 f' L; d! R$ X) ?" E" u
: T. }; k# r f; ?& @5 n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ @( O8 B; ]+ m$ M+ R
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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: O. m7 ^! r" x: P3 v# M 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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' D3 r6 \/ K: ^ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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. M4 n! q* J. l- S" M Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 L, F0 F. \2 H- t2 P Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.4 w' \6 T' r, t; Q/ g0 T2 W
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* U- Y7 ?% e4 i7 w6 C
) q. k) p# w) e. t2 ?* d “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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1 r4 n. Y H) P% y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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* k% _ ?& @! c' g7 ` There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.8 g) ?+ X+ }( M, O0 i( a1 w
8 h' p( s# S0 F1 \2 ~; J 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 \1 R. {; k% j+ `
! t% h p3 m. a9 C- Q6 [* F2 [ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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5 k- f |* [: J. L \ “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 K& H1 h( t* X, z6 x4 o
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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3 X+ m: ]" A, H: y' M0 ^! h God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 ?. U2 p# c- w/ D5 g
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When two’s company, three’s the result!2 k" W) f& R# B. n; m1 w( R
9 t2 B: K/ c) h8 g& ^* ` 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.+ ~7 d2 ^' z+ H+ ?& Q+ K7 L$ ?
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 k L$ x) r, G' A0 n$ ]
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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8 T. O" M3 E& @: z0 ~5 M 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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