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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 $ s- r" @' H1 [* a% H
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
! _# ^6 A1 x0 z/ v% \6 @2 S Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa." w, K7 d+ d: @9 H0 M
* l; W; b1 ~2 D! P8 b5 T3 [ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 n/ _( F( U$ O3 s2 N
0 E! p! D7 h' T: \: ` One should love animals. They are so tasty.7 o u" j+ ?# i P5 K
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* Y1 B" |. B3 C3 H$ _
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.* H) n) D7 f$ E4 ~' A, l* j
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 ^' K( U6 c5 b4 f
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.1 {. O' |) q# r$ Y& Y" k
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 X: d0 s/ \1 U( `/ q! [! F
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 W- C% d% s6 Y5 V& _
7 K5 l, U k* s 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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' ~! {" a8 d) S( a# [ B' @ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life." B* b5 f" J/ G: H, W) G
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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# V+ w' g' C2 l+ [ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.3 ]4 I/ H5 m' d. T2 k: N
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 s* c7 q- F1 ]
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.$ A {4 g" \% B
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ n) @2 T( B! G$ f- `3 k
9 i8 f4 G0 C) Q0 j9 E- x Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.) v/ e% _0 M4 h2 c6 W# {- U9 }
) G3 C' C3 D# a1 e& [, o ?# u 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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; Y8 O. K; P: |" U1 @2 }% i. _ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 t% T6 p& |' y* N5 B: f
' A/ K6 j7 I1 ?) X/ E 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( P( O ?& E9 C* |. f+ U( A
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' C' L! }' J$ v: l
5 c5 I* Y+ j) v0 t 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! W. x3 \: k$ e; s. t8 e5 y) y
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.: m2 f* }/ ]1 H4 [
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。# `8 F* c% c4 l O1 d& @; W8 c
* `5 h4 L' _+ K6 I; U$ j There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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$ k* v8 _& U1 {. a' m. o* }7 I 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" }5 \* ~( K! H' B# ]
) a( w1 V% u( N f% \ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?' H& D4 W8 N# [
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* v% Z4 V3 A, c! _
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!$ _# u. K7 J# l) A; ^) G) d* e3 y
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 W w. B; k# [, B* y
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.8 W' y2 P$ J0 Z8 p! j
4 v* c0 t7 K' K) ?( k. _ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( f8 ?+ a% q2 R1 _, T
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. ?$ S; a& b6 B* `/ C0 ~5 Y# c5 P, f$ x
: {( h- n, y' o; s+ c& G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget./ y3 f4 H$ E6 b a c
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.4 I; i# x& y( i0 A* [
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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