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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.1 F6 o* U2 o$ b7 {& M# Q9 }
z% t- y$ p. G" |4 ~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 N. T# ^8 ]/ t" M0 D
+ c) R' w9 ~0 j One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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U6 M6 ^2 ]6 _2 }/ f 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4 m4 n5 n# j g% {/ O6 w 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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! z2 s6 v+ K$ q2 Z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.1 M4 ]0 H2 p/ f; x E. y
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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( I5 F" }! K: m" d' _1 \ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life./ ~5 b& I" R$ t7 M. L5 B+ B
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; S4 x6 ?# W- \5 B: q
8 H: q3 V6 w2 A- ]5 g The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) G) r7 b$ H2 X1 L$ }% j. I, e4 R
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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, F( n" l" I2 H; `+ l; m1 H9 r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: y! P6 x) K0 @' C
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.5 A6 ]9 P3 N5 ^, B0 E7 l" B# E, Y( z
1 _3 r/ a; v, u2 Y; A 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) g) q. P) ~2 s, g2 j4 d
% S3 q; b+ D3 Q' T% O' P- a o$ ?7 ^ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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3 I) u: r x8 K$ x. l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! ]9 I4 i- e+ c
, _8 u; {2 N$ w1 n8 ]& \$ W “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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. ^* X/ c; F& o0 ^) N6 C “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 k- _& m7 v9 \ f
I1 i% Q0 G% J! T1 b2 C) a3 ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.- t6 s2 s9 K/ c" w' V1 k
1 Z0 z" E( J$ {; X$ O 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 V! J p/ f0 a
' e9 Q6 ?+ f4 o2 X “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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7 D# X5 p+ v. Z& F9 N& K1 Q4 F( Q 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* v/ [( T& x0 y4 |7 w E. U0 m
: W- a3 f( z! x “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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( M( h8 r2 D0 u# W* b0 H( l 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; R+ W& _- ]7 @0 C
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" o7 I* W7 U3 E* T: R1 |
9 @/ M8 _6 W! k When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; Z; B- G* ^; Y- E1 g5 M
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.4 }! E$ M' N* r4 ~5 l$ w
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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+ B8 p3 @4 A9 w9 j& H The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget." y4 \7 B5 Q2 [+ U1 X
! u9 H5 G! B- d: i5 I0 } The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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