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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.0 H9 I% w7 }6 H* z! d6 A
8 Z* t& N, D: a# K0 | 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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- \ ?: W9 N$ P- L, c; Y* V; ^* { One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 k6 d5 g% X4 z% x1 A9 v1 S) P- X; S+ l 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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4 Q- _7 @7 Q2 s: e9 @+ z Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.8 n+ g5 Y+ z1 G4 `/ w
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.7 C+ O6 Z4 B2 k+ S$ V
. ^- s# D0 a; d5 K/ y, z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& x3 T# m& A' f$ G) J
; z9 k1 S6 T3 f! Z9 @ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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0 F; N& s4 D1 P3 R 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. b1 u. M9 i b+ ?" c
0 Y3 C# s2 E7 ?; J8 h6 L; w' ` Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.! A, M: a2 \! J* u
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.' z+ b- [" Y$ Z
+ X( U% h& c: o$ S3 w' [7 b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( w5 [6 T, R$ V+ u
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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1 p2 W( G. o0 r8 L1 ?" | Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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+ G( j) ]! J4 C7 g* r2 M 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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+ ~ q8 e0 F4 f$ M 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 {; m% q( {; @7 n: A3 h! M, h
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.+ b4 h# I0 a8 ] G) f
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 ^- C6 e, k/ s
8 b2 K9 p1 Q8 {4 l9 R9 T" v There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.& `% f" |/ m7 \* e: y1 D& @
0 L5 Z1 A+ A: @5 R4 b& U 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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0 M m2 m2 e9 x/ B m6 T “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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; R/ w. t+ V8 R2 f0 N2 i/ X# y# q, c 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& O: [9 b+ e9 x$ O1 y
/ c- E: F; I5 Z2 o; e" u When two’s company, three’s the result!3 v. ~; ?% p7 `9 ]# v
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 @: s" N! _7 i! R
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.5 C0 e! A* y& O# t2 R7 [% j. t8 F
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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9 W4 e8 O$ t" T% a% a( e7 ~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn." q3 N, \& o9 z1 l) h/ o8 k. Y, Z
/ w6 s/ s8 J+ U8 X: F7 y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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