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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
) h/ P. `% o$ S5 K# q7 P6 I* N$ H原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 4 T* o+ E& O' u) n) _
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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! z; g) }6 z: Q8 B Z: C* T$ H% } 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2 @; `9 P4 C% G* [7 _5 x' J One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 _8 D5 m4 ?6 F8 U
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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" e; z4 c6 d, t* |5 ?/ q1 } 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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+ F) m- o) d, P, {2 e# F0 m Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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' U6 \, v5 k3 z1 h 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# D1 L9 i R' Z- Y' O3 L; m3 |, ^0 [
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.8 [7 B5 A5 r7 B- o) j" {& a' M9 _
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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6 c Q$ Z' p: Q5 B. } Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.; d- V5 C6 Q/ {4 x& l+ C
' Y& Y7 ]$ ^) ^* b- ? 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 [- r0 |* v0 |( n* f. \$ j5 ~" E% f
8 ]: C Z$ D( i4 A$ ~6 g7 c6 w The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.* s3 r# h$ E# K) J
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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: K N: M5 B8 ~+ V Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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s, G4 x$ j! ~8 P 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% E- u( G- q: \* }+ A, v7 a
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) F/ K' |5 ]- z
) Q* D, F) Z: C$ A( I Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. J! P9 d" _# l
3 Q5 a% J! M' g7 u: J+ B- L( G0 l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.6 d* Q B, b f1 W
; [% o2 ?; X2 e+ h+ Y' O! R 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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: k: f4 l0 Q; q$ P; z9 `6 } “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.) }1 }6 w7 v' G1 I
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( f4 ]# E" _* z* t8 d+ E2 {
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. f7 X4 \# J7 x
8 l; J, M0 Z x9 y) E/ `5 F 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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5 v3 a4 l9 r- S* r6 |* N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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1 X; k" W& \( y “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!3 l/ F- r; H6 Q& Q8 [
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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- C' |7 K% n2 a4 ]4 V+ P! `7 ? God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. m) N; c! V y- f When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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9 D7 A6 Y# l y5 @0 y! I4 S A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 W) }! m" x6 y6 L) Z8 b5 v4 f
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.' j5 m8 `2 {% D$ c# }
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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