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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & S& l6 j1 t/ E# {
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. / e6 F9 s0 R3 [6 G0 B9 \, S" U/ h9 t; }
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 k' |" P ^" s( w; s
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; J) c& A8 Z0 n. k2 U3 ]1 W' J' AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 a2 @7 w0 r2 H$ H/ ]
A: Your car. 9 Z4 F9 ^* ]* }: u/ F
1 }: m. @4 k) \# l& _- @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + ]6 J" v( V4 a2 z" e
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 D+ ]5 n& m& a& I0 x6 o! u
- D) B1 F1 f: ]- Y f& aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 W- m. s& ` | z2 |A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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. |+ S% w% {$ i9 r! @+ nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 N" g. o. w) V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 v1 R. d" A$ ^; v$ N* vA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ N% S) y" ?; r; w7 m, V. ]+ [
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 I* \( K3 s, N+ Y2 gA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & w, r% o7 y Y+ s' S2 p5 w9 O
A: Heavy psychedelics. ' h: `; L" \4 @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 M) P; O) O a4 l* Q
A: Carry loaded weapons. & }$ ]& D! `0 K
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 w" v: _+ ?9 B) b! L6 Z
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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