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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) X/ k$ l7 [( p" o. _/ L) N( ]
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 Q$ z0 v1 H8 m* e- @' UA: What for? He can't see my license plate. / f; U4 g' U# A. i/ v

$ B, Y0 A5 t& `( o8 NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 L0 Q- C+ y, C) ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) i, L5 b8 Z0 k

. V' B" `1 p* O- o' fQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? % M$ `' |2 ]1 C3 r/ i
A: Your car.
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# C& b7 H' P* k  N! U. L$ ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. \. A: I8 v8 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys. " Q2 o. d# U* Q; K! q( p, p

8 @& F  X  f" d0 A' B2 KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 O. P% Q# ~# \/ M8 F
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # c  Y! m0 m' N3 ?

' Y6 c$ [  P) t( ]2 n2 @: AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 V4 Y. z3 D6 fA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & O* ~3 T; N# m8 q6 q
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' {# p6 ?2 _: o' Y0 e9 l3 o
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% w. w( V  M6 w( u& p: jA: The color.   p: X3 [" q, z! _4 j8 b
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 u( |: i2 ]6 B( E; S9 m, O4 L1 k
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 E  S% a4 L$ ^3 s' QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% \9 @- m' S9 T, ~A: Carry loaded weapons. * C) C3 v) N* w4 e

: M( v% V! |6 A) g5 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 K. b; M; `: d2 m+ A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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