Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

; i% I8 P; N% l" ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  ^% A* H- v% gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" @' b' ]( k+ D) u. Q8 {3 e/ [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) C4 q4 I* ]' v$ {4 u5 q9 u% kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ G) m3 O7 e( p8 v0 iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

' I% B+ f9 c  D: q* TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 ^2 E& ?2 J3 R' ^9 b/ V  \A: The color.

- ^( X$ }+ C5 T' UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* E, I4 P( Y+ b) K. C  a/ XA: Heavy psychedelics.

% z0 S$ v+ M* ~  eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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