Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" D1 n1 G; l! ~# a. PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 H& ~9 z( s2 rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' }+ D6 `# f* E% Z( [4 @; FA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: B( I& L" y! M9 X! J8 I2 Z7 ?! Q. x7 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 P& r* {3 I7 \2 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

. _& X1 m; h4 N( H" n, JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 X" B4 `+ o8 k& ?( I% }A: The color.

7 E3 ^$ H$ U$ f& }  e1 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

, z6 E9 v1 R/ `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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# n/ @4 M) o$ \/ b. o8 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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