Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% L) n& |1 z- f8 R, {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: G- F* u5 R3 v9 tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, q8 y4 m) C6 c. vA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( b% i% F* j# i  |/ mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( i. T7 C0 e  O0 v' vA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- R2 B. u6 O% U% {7 s4 r  LA: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 R& X+ _3 A1 h7 ~1 B1 l" P8 H  r7 uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- c; _# @* ~' ^, bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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