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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! c3 [6 ]; M9 X8 d7 J. C5 M! IA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- ~7 |4 p& f0 gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?   ^( \2 v9 T9 }
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 @+ H1 W/ ^  r- oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 I5 I8 a0 Q7 Y- rA: Your car. # S$ b6 t' ^) g

% P; K- G1 y' ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / P- |: W' K1 B
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : m2 f' p0 V2 c7 C0 A' p7 `3 g6 u
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % l& |$ Y) p( _# J  D" }$ q
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' E8 \% s' O9 I7 K6 cA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " E, V: [) M* f; i
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # j8 `) C" L; `  u/ y( L

( X2 h+ v9 W. A" D: hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - P' I) g& b. I$ G
A: The color. # h/ T# p5 l; C7 c
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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) T  ~9 j# v! B5 c/ VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 Y6 C5 A  X1 l/ `8 {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : W+ I+ p; T" I# l. p/ O7 w
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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