Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 m; O2 A8 A0 B8 _; ^1 DA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# H2 ]* U! `- T  z3 w/ _Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ }0 @1 V/ |) T/ z! PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 b/ F5 R' Y' ]$ ^$ RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  ?" e' {$ Z4 }+ ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

0 _7 f$ z& N$ k7 Z1 H: ~Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

- H+ s/ J2 U1 }# W6 h% N) zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
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billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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