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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * G- P: q, x% |9 ~- x+ ~4 J; q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. " R6 B* U7 G' G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ x4 A5 L- E6 W4 O% a1 s# {4 s
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 ?- O8 z2 C: L$ w1 T0 `A: Your car. + R( V4 Y2 [2 _: B4 S+ _2 {3 C
! m! ~9 k5 Z5 }: G* ?7 x0 ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! M/ c, n: E/ f4 R r) N! tA: Be too drunk to find your keys. Y& m$ G$ T: C( Q4 o, A
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& o9 J& T* U. s9 UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ h3 P: h0 I. _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? + k3 w/ M1 w+ ~$ J M) N
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' d+ ~$ F1 \+ P, s
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
v. Q; j* L0 j4 D: a$ XA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 ^+ t H/ k. x* B
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. |4 z. e- P9 o% p5 x9 {( H/ XA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & `2 e0 k# A3 o$ B7 v# H
A: Heavy psychedelics. # ], u. m. R& ^2 \; m
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? v7 Z; T, ]" ^. U4 g- e
A: Carry loaded weapons. ' O1 S8 t; H; i( T6 _: e! ~( t
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ d2 k* ^& U6 H" ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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