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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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w) U% f, F5 U. QGeorge was brokenhearted. . L1 v8 o. ~! D; L3 t! r
; V/ C" b8 I- ?2 kAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. : k5 Z8 W& `: O. m# C
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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`5 X4 u3 t$ ]- g! H" X0 _1 RGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. - {3 j# m6 ~5 m, f
- M9 S3 ^1 X+ j( H: ?/ n"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 5 `$ T8 j x, x
3 ] P: O/ Z7 ^# |0 j$ u+ O"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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