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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 7 H: w3 @  b9 h: d 
 
# O+ \" o* e2 N$ v- h$ f( {! IGeorge was brokenhearted. & P( q7 _2 _; Q8 o3 L9 x: K' i 
 
6 y# }- X$ U* W; p) [After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.  
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." / I, ?6 q4 T3 @4 k0 u1 [+ D$ q 
 
; y3 z& o' P! I4 YGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. : y3 d3 O9 E2 `: X+ r 
 
: D  U& L1 K' S. O% I"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."  
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5 v% }3 R4 i- R  |"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |   
 
 
 
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