10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: Q4 R$ g% P* a0 t3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
- [* w3 v5 d* Z+ V' X; i7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) g+ ]: J" X: @1 Tthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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7 V3 e$ D' x& @: W" qare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

( X+ D6 p% g$ a, i% H0 Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

, A, f- ^; p* P  t* v  d7 T) a, K% Idid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

4 {1 F8 ^+ l% g3 b- Cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

4 V& b# Y% p4 j+ b' `really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

8 `5 ^( X- [4 r8 Q( m4 O0 Zgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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. |" Z) D& F9 _' l4 X% ci get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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# A) V1 k& {1 q* kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; f/ X* b6 q/ I. a+ R( k"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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! j# a# t5 q: H- T+ p( A- A"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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