10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ ]) _" z1 E; o) l7 i2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
& P. M/ A$ ?0 \6 ]$ t' yduncan - Victoria, BC   
* d5 Y  Z: ?/ d& }' I* k7 ]$ `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
5 [; a  J6 t  k+ zDave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
, R1 @# Q* l7 x" i& ~1 O9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
6 d5 R! O: X0 n, {  dinteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
3 Y( L0 g4 D& Xthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
0 m0 ?' j( Q. y  _4 Z
Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
7 N* m' H9 U0 I1 [% Z
5 A; P6 [! `9 z8 u' z. d
0 v) [! \& u4 s9 ^9 Bare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

0 \! ~: i, n0 s* J6 f5 Lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
  x6 R/ c( @  s9 K+ W% h( h# D4 e
' N# u4 K5 l$ h0 J4 E[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
2 y( K* G# q5 `: |
, f; K6 Z) f: _% z9 o2 F% igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
" s: \7 s& T9 {+ O
8 B+ B# e5 Q8 \did not get the first one, where is the pun

% K$ L' G5 O# P! Mreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
/ p" N: g( c: a4 k
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

4 s1 X# n; ~" d3 z
i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
3 R0 R, V/ m/ ~7 C% @( f
( r' _) U) W3 J, t. G* {1 igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
: W; `) S% m/ @3 P! z$ T, J
& S. Z+ r- f7 d3 k( v7 c% ]  Ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

5 G; }  Q3 M/ X- k" M; T# Q
"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% P! q2 F! \- O2 V. X( r. l) T"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

2 w2 U' O, y( ?/ _7 v:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

& E4 B4 O/ ^; C' R
"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


/ F% g3 [" t& y9 k( xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

. g/ S2 g: f+ w: d

# C0 a8 r" H9 ren, it hit me now

006

顶顶顶顶顶