10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
6 G, c) S/ _9 ?; g0 [2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
, x. s9 M1 ?, c. |5 S8 s# F/ O5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
& n, ~  {6 S' W) ~0 z6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
" R: n9 ~7 s# a3 s  h2 `5 Q8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
+ u/ e+ F4 T4 P; R. c4 z# l# q' W10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
+ d' p; @' n- V3 h7 V: Q3 Qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

& x: G0 m6 Q' o$ |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

7 A7 W9 s* T( n! O  L9 t& t& Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

5 b+ o9 a5 r4 u" g7 |  `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 }, Y4 ], v* odid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

% w( J, J& v' \2 O' h) ?: {i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

" j. t4 }# _6 j7 A"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) z( s) s+ l% h2 l& r+ ^/ ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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" X& X8 F4 s- u" a$ C$ Z"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& Z8 m  u$ c' X/ b( l& l. l% |1 P"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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9 U! x! m) G( Q% ^i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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5 \$ v4 ~9 N& ?! `. N: X( [( Sen, it hit me now

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