10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
. _; b* j8 p5 }2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: ]! e; q3 g# _4 R. U3 o1 I$ K  f3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
! _+ k$ `, H+ H6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
1 J( W& M& d) {+ n7 Z7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& x+ z' @" e& J: V) \4 }$ Q: o% i* `8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
7 l( a5 H' B' H% E: k- z# t& V# o9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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2 n4 C# a3 U* |8 C% W1 R' rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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. c  U% e4 R# _. c6 Edid not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ X, u3 N# u2 e7 m  Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

/ M8 [  c+ C7 s8 Ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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  I+ C( a' ]( q; L+ Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 X' R/ |, O4 u/ H% \* H5 Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun

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4 N# E6 k; O# r% o" }, j0 R8 o"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ j. v5 q2 _" Q' U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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! t5 ?. h; _0 B2 hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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4 q: `  g# c. a1 l' ~. C) R7 zen, it hit me now

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