10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2 v- d" M: w: I5 i& p" ~4 Q2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
; S! A2 q# C1 s- i# G4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
. n7 }* u/ U2 a) E( d6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
; O8 h: \4 h9 \, N' [6 ~7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
5 B  ^/ m% O. C5 a7 h8 ^8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
( A2 I1 X$ A$ A/ v  Y1 M. l5 K9 zthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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. h; }: X( A6 R; J* ZGrass could mena herb

$ o' U( i% c% s* P( jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


: w1 [$ W# t  p2 D; d8 j' {- f. _5 aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

; w3 ~5 k: r) c2 l4 M* B4 w+ Xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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6 k$ ?) s$ b# U7 O) r$ d( idid not get the first one, where is the pun

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" |5 b; j* T6 `; Qreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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) V/ w5 L7 \1 e( `1 f$ E) H1 N: z( `did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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+ i" Q, N; I8 c' a( Z' w8 w7 C0 `6 Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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# {; e3 p' d' b' r5 Z# C2 ^3 m"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
8 H/ n/ Z6 R/ C5 b/ g2 ~"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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: X/ I1 l1 g1 f% m9 {i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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