10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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' i5 H* A/ z  j" M. d5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( U; l9 @; J# a1 _6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
3 U, B; {; z9 A* ~% z# }8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- C2 Z! i5 z: }/ w: s3 Z9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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2 j* z8 o; a( W7 J& |1 X/ Bare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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: p7 x( o* Q$ S% x% S( Zare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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. G5 h7 r! C: }/ v4 `& u0 Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

  q+ ~, y4 J; j% _) Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ T5 H% j, f. t6 B/ T# J8 H- U# O) Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

. g- p+ o1 K" E' Pi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; D- {9 g; `- a2 L"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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