10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
- ?0 ~7 \9 G, Y  Q3 y6 r3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
) k: o  l5 p& t" H# G# x/ b/ W6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
- z- D; n) z0 A. q$ ?/ A7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
7 E. Y' m! K# F" C8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
, p6 [8 Z" a( U  @. q/ V5 z2 t. q9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
/ ?0 K& v3 x" ]  ?! X: s! H+ Z10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) `0 o) d4 b# U  U6 R% H# ?: Othis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

0 p- J% I- G- l8 U8 {' ]Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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: k% B* y. S# S& P- |+ yGrass could mena herb

% E: I" v0 [8 _  Sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

3 m. S0 C' Y4 S- h$ B/ Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

; V# J+ i& Y& h/ p1 v3 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

0 {3 }$ f. p( h2 \; `7 ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

9 o1 i$ k& k. x/ }"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% k0 e2 w" a4 z+ S8 g7 e' H"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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7 L; C* [4 R7 X2 |: _7 \i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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