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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ) k e% Y/ l, z6 C6 \
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ! S U, J+ }9 }; |) v8 _; @3 n
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. & I; g( r; B0 A ?' e0 `9 V5 l
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. + M; \* e; p2 K% Z4 V
* T, o5 d2 \' `, J6 |) n9 z The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. # \( Q) L! C# B3 D" [2 ~
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. & B: P7 _& h1 c8 E
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ) J- p, M6 ] k* c- a% m" ?8 K: j
. d! m( k y% N6 r5 V$ CSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. / E* V% b! @2 S1 t. R2 O: L& X2 V+ d
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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) i* U0 U3 ? ~! d" \4 R+ pHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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" ^5 Y! J& ^8 @So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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/ |2 W" w* O( P- F) PNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
E% X7 p+ P0 `. q: M, [) z* gHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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7 J* M0 t- H1 y6 `& TThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 1 t# I" a) O+ ]
2 g6 R" G6 ~1 j7 Z% ` zThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' $ S4 A; N0 k/ e$ I* W
0 s5 }6 m) m9 F+ gThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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