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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' / G9 y3 w; Z: X C
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 4 k2 n7 I" t a/ C5 m! e6 u l1 n( u
( l$ U6 b$ |2 b7 @9 d; fI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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" ?, ^0 |; z4 J' sYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. $ C' ^5 `6 |0 U3 J8 m( E
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 0 n6 ~) E$ v8 O3 W3 O
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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/ R) M# R% Z0 D6 d4 V" u ~+ ?Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 2 ]+ k4 z; M* z3 f* ^, E
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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; t- s" J# }) c8 W' _4 }Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 2 J/ {4 b: n. Y% s" a
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. , l( s/ k! z2 d) ^0 _$ \* K
2 g+ e4 W$ D' e% k% ISo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. % S- N& l2 O# v4 h* v4 F
$ R6 a6 G- n5 P8 A6 j, ONot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
, M4 e0 `$ ?0 [0 e P5 p( jHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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& q/ }- I+ r7 g$ G2 IThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ( ?1 j% y u% b9 t6 a+ i
% n- D9 W: e+ A3 @/ xThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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8 T( V8 L# k% {) R" O4 e) CThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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