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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 9 q+ t8 F. w$ y' K/ t' C
* c4 z2 B2 ]: I! S( ~+ f0 q( HDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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; m! a9 z' H0 ^Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. $ Y# B' f$ q. Y5 |" z+ C6 W
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. * c* o: y! g, T) }: m
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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0 e7 M. }% m2 @+ P, n9 kAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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% j5 m0 ]8 \* @8 ?* N3 hNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 J, b2 e6 ?1 W4 J* s, d5 i( T
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. , m$ @% T" R1 C; p. P0 p
$ _( ]/ D; h2 B& ]% HLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. " M3 J4 F/ Y. P: t0 T0 Y6 M* _
3 [$ K- N0 H9 R$ E" i' g. rHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. % q% J! Z$ o* j* q$ C( q$ Q
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 4 ~) H' \! Y/ j/ n- K5 T% S, G
He gives up and goes back to bed. 1 G3 H3 F9 ]7 t) [& C' j& }* N
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 1 V% I0 A. W1 y2 m
" P$ \# z3 ]7 `8 D4 m v N% _The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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5 Y; d+ p2 C/ g+ Q6 a. R( l3 [7 \The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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