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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. & y! X; [2 G0 H* k* M0 q
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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" q' ^) ]4 L- m4 I The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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* c" H$ x( G5 s j" p% X, vAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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# [% S% X: C C0 N! MNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 b; y$ B+ j) q5 V
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 9 Z X7 U6 S1 P6 _+ c' S; Y
% k6 e9 U& W9 k; h. u4 O# Z9 DLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ! T+ Z) D' r; O6 Q
4 c1 H. u/ { o/ o5 N9 S# \So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. : x. O- h7 i/ R# H
! }: y; ]! x" B+ cNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. - q/ l) Y8 @( B: O
He gives up and goes back to bed. & m2 Q f% j& n" {8 {6 K4 F3 J
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 5 J+ `& s- W; \" q4 k5 E. g9 ^
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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