Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 S7 L3 U& a2 f& s8 M( b3 I  Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 S  q" S! B$ v% ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; X. h: t" D: ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& U# o- c6 L8 @8 c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' n  |- j3 u& G' yyou pay me only $5.
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* p: c1 k1 f! q* n* e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  m! n( A, R, Q% @9 d/ d5 S+ I1 Q will pay you $500.

' U. ]$ V6 [* N% T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 |/ a0 L' l# T: U3 o+ T  c( [! ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 z5 Q3 z6 }2 u& L- o0 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) [4 m' G8 O: S) Q& iNow, it's the newfie's turn.

: I% h& F: T7 D4 a9 i& f5 bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 s7 F' p8 @( Q4 S& \/ Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 Q8 m' m, B! S+ Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 b9 z* y4 X# N: h3 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 v6 `6 [, c) K4 H% C  z$ }% Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

; |- q% a. n) c6 s1 Q  `9 iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ I% [& A1 ?8 e5 w0 A: w( Twakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" k+ |" W: D4 P/ F& r" Pcomes down with four?'
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2 h# N# j% `7 o( m/ mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 m5 A) e9 l2 o" @and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( C4 n* s0 i, e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ Y* Z( W1 g. b5 k) G; y0 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# S- D1 D* `: s) \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 G1 \* h1 b. ~2 i1 r, I* ^2 h, j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# K  h) o4 D1 {) m8 G; ]; W* E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; g9 U+ U; L. I! Z! l: n6 |; E% h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" d# O6 C: ]$ R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) [0 R. b1 d: d5 @! t4 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ [6 Z5 y. y5 g! W7 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 o' f) c( q/ S0 F# D! u9 n. A3 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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! h$ R: R, S  J! Q9 U+ a' b/ D: A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 Y4 c: b% m5 J% C8 T# t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 G7 x" s2 z0 u" G/ A' y2 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 ~/ u- u! t! {9 f4 Z: N0 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 R) B2 _9 P* X% S7 I( Z/ h全盘接受一下。

/ x& m: S/ V, C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 L* E& x7 c& W% j- g1 K3 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ F& B5 t% s2 Z& S4 B, G2 S2 c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 b8 K$ A5 k* {8 E$ l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& U8 e5 J4 b9 b% b6 H真博学，偶像啊。

; C4 p' d7 r- J& Y. J0 p0 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ ]. b: Q3 L4 W- W& e# y$ @+ \- \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# p3 l$ V' W/ D( V* V8 i: R& v$ v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) `; k, z) J. `8 c  ?# x; r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢