Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! J4 p" s$ u. I# V$ _( [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" G& N9 n' L2 @+ ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ {4 h0 _+ W$ O. O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' L. ~% \- o* }; y8 I6 Z8 m* P6 Pyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 Y$ ]6 V" r& q+ cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# o( d- q2 P+ L% dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 c# K; [! W# |, `& o! hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& F+ n( G8 L: [: vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

6 [  R) R, g/ ~" L& UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' `% N. ]. U+ p! acomes down with four?'

6 i6 X( z8 k$ y" CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 P' Z8 a/ r* H3 [- w/ N( z5 G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ q0 A% L) {2 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( f- E, t8 f+ P' w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. E5 A$ ]+ ?1 X+ k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ Y$ D3 U( j( k7 t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 e/ h  x$ Y, [3 C+ w  O) v4 K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 t3 b; L% }$ e& j7 k2 CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 O* L6 W0 g; G8 A3 `1 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) G; X3 q9 ?0 b# t/ i8 d' Sthe newfie would l ...

0 z% K+ r) C) Z' L: S6 a, ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 u. q, T+ u# U) {3 J6 Q: }# ?# S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" l, K3 Q- u# _- m- w4 b3 P. L1 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 S) v% a  K8 u真聪明，偶像啊

" w  o+ B5 K5 `4 ^, _5 p全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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' }6 c, Z8 }+ u/ m别把我往坏路上领啊。

( s& K3 w8 A6 t% b1 A+ `9 y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- N4 }1 k. c% U4 O& |$ E6 Z! r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" s& c) b* `# \* Z0 D3 H! d" |( V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢