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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 d/ _6 ?3 W  A- O9 U8 h  Q
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% i% C/ O) u  x$ t, v' Z4 c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ f$ M1 i) t" ~6 f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, W- s2 M( T% R8 D* e. I
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; o, T" C, O( Q# d5 eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) N7 y' k0 [$ @" E- j9 ?you pay me only $5.
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% b! v/ `. D, {6 y. u6 ?1 y- O" x8 w) w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
% K5 }  X+ N) t3 g) c& ` will pay you $500.
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# ~$ {( N" [8 B4 l+ ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. d: L" ?3 W' ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   m: \3 g! u8 u+ s% o- d# \2 R1 l4 X! k

" s) l, b/ I7 H3 v& C' A0 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 b* T2 ~) a: _* y) \+ U) N% Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. F; ]3 T/ `& H
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the1 a! O3 H; m3 y& d3 d
lawyer.
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1 Y' m$ s+ o7 B# e  @! ]( W) M& s9 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  j9 H. L( b; C4 @" [0 r5 o% g
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& _% U1 l% x5 _4 ?* M
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour& L& Z* b( v, B8 V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! G4 I  B3 Q5 Q% T/ H! k: z/ N
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 f; a" Y+ v. [6 x/ f- ~: }

/ r$ F7 b* P+ x7 V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ {' f8 U8 q; L2 f( S0 M% fcomes down with four?'
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/ V4 m) y' v! E) r& u6 c" k* K7 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! R) M: `' \( u9 w
and goes back to sleep.' k* E% j& q) Z# L4 G# \
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 x- m5 g* Q$ d! Y; D1 `8 G; W
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' i& ^' ?, [5 B! ]1 D
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ ]& H! c0 k( j; \- F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * M2 r0 M6 ]7 m, D0 @1 ^. S$ M
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 _" Y" Z' h! {& s8 j$ v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. I! J6 `; {  E$ e
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  `6 B9 w4 b% J, S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ S9 f  j4 W% I7 ]2 M$ U9 g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 F( {2 U: o, o( T) t- E# k1 @: k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ L/ j" B' P* A" H  q, U0 f
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! g6 v; o# e& |  \# Y) {) V" _' ]

0 K7 O. @9 P6 @6 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 m& f, G5 b; D- s8 o1 y
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- T" w( [, {! _1 E2 i7 I* |9 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . H/ u( Z' v- @
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 S$ u' ]3 r/ n# t  e
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) C- G4 K! C2 V8 V% y- y' I, C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 O: L9 \, V! \8 [4 I! Z- ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% m. V" z- K. L9 Fthe newfie would l ...

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. c3 |9 g* e8 R5 u2 ]7 h, G& K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% q1 x1 r! `( D( w“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( G9 m; [* }% q" u  k
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 ?! D7 Y) c$ U1 m1 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% [( E7 c) w0 r* @+ k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; [1 g, Z  D5 G5 i5 b' O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 @7 r1 ^% d( m/ w4 C# S. Y
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

+ L' J# k/ f( F+ T! o真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 y# v5 E, u" B- |

9 D9 q7 n1 H. R* w- Y真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # S- ~! \+ q* R$ B2 i9 _% u
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 B0 O) P9 J- H. w6 H

7 |4 ?2 c9 _; w" n7 I- `; X! g+ l6 l真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : J5 p7 O4 c9 E$ [$ D) x

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) r1 W8 F( M* C0 e' Z5 k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * |' V' i0 k. c+ m* ~' N/ o) j
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真博学,偶像啊。

2 n6 b" p( \5 |& V$ Y9 k大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?$ c+ l! S( k, {9 Z, W7 _& ]- n
大学教胖还差不多 9 ?/ f( \; X$ f& o( E: y3 K( _  T, Y1 T9 Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' t3 o2 E: d% H" q" M) ^9 v紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ b! `: a' _  o1 z4 k说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ X4 G, ~6 r' n* m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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