Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ F8 N. _& z* j8 I; F% m, qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 {  f" z* e# x* m+ [6 q2 r4 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- b. Z' F* t. k. A* | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ E. P- C# ]" D1 P, Q% M3 b4 ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! n% Q$ n- C' C5 I will pay you $500.

% Q6 H( ?2 s/ u7 l* i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- m5 T+ R+ b% d+ _; C( Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

1 [* |- e/ q8 r* S; bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 n6 Y* i& {4 `' V0 _; c; t/ A/ ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ w& V" ]% x& q: X% DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 l+ Z. e1 u8 G- O6 cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# b: t  H8 r7 F6 H) q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) C$ e+ A- L5 b% t: V8 ~9 j6 _- X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 q% X, b) L' C; i5 @  C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 F/ L, h. H. }$ O7 i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" G6 B3 f8 u5 e8 l. Y( w( h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 y" s( u: L  S7 R5 U1 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ |8 ~' t( p) e6 X7 i$ U( w( F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- I9 c" {2 x+ t4 e" P! j0 c/ `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 }( S! `" m" T) U6 H4 ^6 j0 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% s0 a* n( T, a  B1 c+ Y% j1 k* H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ J4 ?: k7 D: \& |! X- nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 j' `' G- w/ W7 [. A3 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 I- G0 k5 v/ _3 ~8 _; X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ h/ ]- C2 v1 P2 K" f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ G3 n$ b& U' N4 [& K  Y: r7 ]+ E9 y7 b, X真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  J$ b) d* }4 K1 ~8 K! Z$ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, c. K# y: G- Z2 q, O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 }! r- s0 ^6 y& c2 t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; ]2 a6 E+ d0 {6 m/ d- o真聪明，偶像啊

; p7 N/ N& }2 H$ H. n$ R! a3 ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: L: Q9 x3 ]0 v- H& I8 {全盘接受一下。

3 H+ e6 w( T( Y3 a5 T) p9 f6 C8 W4 c: N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; `# p) L' P3 {( C别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) @( ]/ z9 t! G7 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

7 \' V+ [# E* A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 P) ~5 [2 a  Q; c2 _) `4 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. ]: ~1 U4 x. @# n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; ~# k. ^) h; d! v7 V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# m, r$ d! h0 V4 S; E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& w; [9 O( W- ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢