Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ i) T; j0 @/ f: s6 ~$ }* ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ k/ Y- ?2 P4 q- Q7 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 K, x. x6 v, N) c3 Y; K8 s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 C; G2 B' l. n0 z$ r2 T( \9 Hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ h( r% D9 T( j3 C; ]; a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( i9 l% o( V4 VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( \9 w  ~& b. u  Q7 o8 Y% L8 m: ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) G% ]0 @* z' N. rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- \$ U, h! e8 v. j' MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& r5 F  @  T, H* mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 q* s# z9 A5 l2 z# B3 nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 r6 }0 K8 c- D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, w4 h/ q* p( n; b# C3 qcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 [$ q9 x$ }& F" C' Y$ fand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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8 p3 F' Y& _! Y# H3 h! w) f! k5 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* f& `8 S3 q" J' c5 R  u3 K4 a% S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% g* @: x6 Z  h* |3 `. Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 X) ^" o6 @9 J/ r3 E  H7 d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! {5 t( `4 G$ _! l0 _% F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' [6 d+ o; m3 _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! W" p6 {# z5 g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  R1 g5 ?! B/ G# T2 |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* r. K7 t. h! @# y4 d" ]# i/ e; \+ [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" u( n1 ]7 ~: L) ]5 [the newfie would l ...

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. H5 @2 O1 e/ k6 U6 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' }. V: Q) O7 G" t% ^$ n5 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 F; U  r$ l, E  [2 c; l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 l0 z4 |' ^: T( i! m( ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 w6 k# Q( r) U1 G, i* l# l4 o2 L3 J真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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- G% j' t0 J2 j# q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 _) ]: `2 l* h3 C, B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 j1 j# l& T+ e- M7 k, J* ]6 d3 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ _" j0 }8 A/ O# a& b' }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

# e$ L3 J* ~( M5 A5 ^/ e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  q- U' s( c% j5 F- x  R+ Z1 Q大学教胖还差不多
! \& \/ x; ]0 b0 F) L; L# d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 ~: w. I: f" q' h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ _0 ]3 R# ?8 C7 g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" W- z& k! ?9 V5 h: ?2 K哈哈，你们在这开小会呢