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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ m* X3 U: e1 R
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 a7 G6 q* U/ E. T, b1 S0 l

, x( I9 M% {; m. k4. Then analyze the situation:; G5 D, J; c6 M" z3 E4 b0 u" o- `7 c

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.3 S0 I! z1 ^, |% b

  m- D; ^2 ?4 @0 Lb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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  b3 V5 C$ t8 m3 u% W* {9 x* X4 Lc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.: i, \1 a1 n9 w) W

- l! a) R7 ~' @7 d% ld. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 D# ^2 |: c3 V3 l/ A* N# b
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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3 }! I3 Y& E( |; {# p. r! \f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.3 H0 J8 t8 T+ c: o# U- |

5 }4 Z- X+ q5 }& ?' Og. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 f9 R% |* q. d, z1 J. K
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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. Q: g. l) E. V! ]" nj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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' ?" f' ]. ~$ F& dk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 H/ r3 ^: y: b( b2 d
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .7 q/ B4 p7 E% X% F% R6 B

+ u# k3 N0 l0 ?Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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