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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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+ J+ F, S2 \& f4 ?$ O+ E2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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. ~- O$ o6 Z$ U3 p  F7 ^+ V8 O3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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. b  J- r5 e" U! a2 e6 b7 T4. Then analyze the situation:7 q. _/ E) W; _
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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( L0 f, {1 f) F7 _b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., ^. ~; x# ^$ |3 N( Z6 E6 U
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) [; D+ s$ Q; p3 ^8 c
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 l; R3 H$ R! W

% d1 _& o* Y5 K" Oe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.& t% w  M  v! P# i% X+ r  d3 i* F8 j
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., i+ e! }: r( R. E
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 ?9 U. z$ i( f3 z' |
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .# U  C2 ]4 a  t1 |( K

( H1 r, p6 W' A1 ?. P: OFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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