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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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% }5 l3 ^0 [9 y5 h/ s3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.: u+ Z- b/ d' Y: j, N: u1 ]$ X" G
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4. Then analyze the situation:  N5 n% X! y# _; v* Y$ F

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9 f# G: Q, |4 f9 Va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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: ?0 o- g' _; H/ v1 P3 \1 bd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.8 H2 M) W$ Q2 ]$ G, p4 }% C

, n( J& c/ }4 S, ~; yf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  }" W: @# n, C8 h% X0 a) D  ?

/ E) h2 F; Z! z0 F$ \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.; k2 h/ C# o2 ~% V

0 m7 E. R8 m, H, l$ C: B$ o( _h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.0 g) b! x- ^1 I& T0 s% D

5 Y5 ?/ a4 G2 I2 |6 vi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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& c2 H7 u" J) y, mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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; H7 Z# ]+ a2 N0 {) ak. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .9 u. k0 C  I0 s0 F! g

+ s8 z+ E4 R# h4 a2 T& t+ KFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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