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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room./ [! O+ x( u+ u$ x
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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" x8 w. b4 p. g, K1 t3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:" ]; x; f  n1 @0 h+ x- y

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.( y$ V# z9 z1 \$ l

5 W: i% D/ t# p& N% @) ?: _b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.* V/ H! K  V/ {7 m
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 }( R, X# g7 D1 Q+ j3 n# ?4 S: k
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  D0 W) j: l# x
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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$ }' Q( x- `& |2 |! Hf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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0 R8 O  h# L* ?+ {! \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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# u( M7 z0 |2 `: z2 V& jh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.0 v  X8 U' E- O7 R, O  f0 X

/ H" l( `! t  b5 [* `i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.: F$ T2 e# Y! t$ E: O
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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# n' @3 V9 w7 w9 D/ }! z2 xFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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