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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: M! Z) y: R4 H1 ]1 F- a" s3 z
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.' r9 S5 p0 F9 i- ?9 O

/ G* q7 H% E4 Z% ]: K" P, g3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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5 R7 P8 L2 V3 {4 W. W* ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* ]/ S) {- i, s0 q
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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. c# {  [; p# k! c  Cc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.% y  O' C& d1 v- C  }# H2 y
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.7 ^: u  Z$ Z! ^3 V1 r$ d. G' j

: q( G5 P+ L' i0 W& Qe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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- v" z& d9 @! x4 |g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.8 J" N3 ^. ]0 L  H6 n

+ a3 r% }$ F8 E; J- Lh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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8 w; _& X: H8 @& j. qi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.' ?% B7 p# G& N- ~' e

. S0 D! z- |3 G, F/ dj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.8 _/ B0 ^/ h* l0 y9 l8 h: z- P
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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! h; s$ x+ H  O* i" El. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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, M& V% H$ s) y  r; UFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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