Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

7 G2 S4 w- k+ O) `! V' GAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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' _/ m! S, x% P'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
9 {$ U/ B9 D7 f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
% ?4 c2 ?& k! M5 B3 r. E'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ _( \  d5 N7 M2 D' k) B0 n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
5 @' @6 d- L3 a) G9 P  o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 T5 g+ |9 S* n1 K 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ `) s8 M9 w3 t3 X  e'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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1 s1 o7 G1 ]1 c1 Q& g'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

+ F5 x0 b- x! i9 p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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