Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; ]' i* ?9 d+ S$ Z2 l( h1 r  {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

- t% @( Y4 S* s2 A'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
0 R/ ?# n# p7 f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
3 h8 F2 s. |/ B2 g0 l+ S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 A! N: L8 ]" o6 a% P6 ^. H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# F& B% |3 F9 S5 j'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 ~) j+ W4 l7 g0 x: ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( ^( e9 J1 S+ \* {. k, E'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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" u" Z) R7 i, Y. E$ N: I# ^'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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# Z+ J/ I" s! `* ?" R: z9 _1 M; J[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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