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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 g0 y! m5 _9 _
% P& N7 T. n/ u, L) \0 D- FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 _. l2 j6 W; ^0 H. c( S4 f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 6 p8 U; p9 o9 M/ p
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* e2 W# m/ E/ H& N' [1 ~3 U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 ~6 W2 b# e' _+ D9 f4 s- ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ P4 S! J4 L7 O0 T. v# K'For reading a book,' she replies 9 g: k3 }$ |1 k: R7 t
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / N0 \! k6 I% S5 E% D, Z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! d) `' n# t5 ]+ E
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- M" z4 {: d. Q0 Q0 y$ L: f6 Y ?% x4 r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 5 G- K8 r4 v/ F4 F* C1 t" ^, Q' g
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 L1 M0 o* I, C* h' G4 c'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. # }" e' A8 B1 @# P J0 }0 l( {
2 N9 `) a: S8 C[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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