Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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: [0 a0 z: u) K( s; O6 X1 j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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) {% G  M  p3 Q" v. b( j! A'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 E: Q, ^0 y0 j" K4 b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  ~) Y% u3 \0 J4 A  \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
0 }- k& A# |9 Z9 A7 L. f, r'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% D- g& |) K$ I% V& h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
5 L/ C" ?. ?- K6 V* t# [6 u'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

+ I$ b; L/ e. A0 BBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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+ H- d# G# A' V3 y& w/ ]3 i[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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