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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; ]' i* ?9 d+ S$ Z2 l( h1 r {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') - g, }; I1 ~% u+ q! l9 {
- t% @( Y4 S* s2 A'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 p7 Q8 W3 `" {, U* l, s, c" d
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 R/ ?# n# p7 f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 u) O4 H$ q1 M) `. L$ N
'For reading a book,' she replies . b. K& ], M! T2 i1 J; G
3 h8 F2 s. |/ B2 g0 l+ S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 A! N: L8 ]" o6 a% P6 ^. H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# F& B% |3 F9 S5 j'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 ~) j+ W4 l7 g0 x: ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. o7 Z3 V+ R, L! i2 M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( ^( e9 J1 S+ \* {. k, E'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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" u" Z) R7 i, Y. E$ N: I# ^'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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