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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 9 t6 d4 }, U" T4 @7 m! A$ C+ V' L
: S0 B- j$ _% n# wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
) u6 k) Z# M" B% m; Q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 G; i( z, O7 S) W! J6 b+ g0 F
$ H& [" m5 l( [0 |9 k: V- ?'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' ^0 Q: x$ k% K- ]'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + P; ^+ X' D1 v: w/ {: f7 `# q( k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 |" g! W& ^7 g' K3 M, i
'For reading a book,' she replies
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/ W6 g& x: g' t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 Q, ~8 [/ }. O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : h: t4 e* b0 P! v9 G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
9 D3 X' Y- k! [% W& c 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( o. i1 r# [. Y: g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' % m3 z8 ?/ b1 j; p6 I# e
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. " ]$ l5 g. O# S0 O0 b3 I
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