Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

5 _0 f7 H4 t: }+ R* r  Y* w1 qAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
  H+ e' _& A. a2 M  G2 |'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

6 Y5 v1 |  w6 m* C5 M) L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# q1 V4 p! `  `6 e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
  H7 V8 K  K- \8 b) I+ G'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* s- r- s/ o+ V0 h" @7 ]. _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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* ?! t  A1 `0 L3 CBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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