Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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1 {% C6 V! ]) ?4 K0 @# ~Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% F6 X4 `5 Q2 N: \5 d'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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+ d0 O3 z6 U: J: B1 G  f* B- u( }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 R0 u/ ?  Q: O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: d5 @, O2 ~# {) _# S3 i/ v& j, P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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# p5 Q! z' Z# V1 c9 J- A9 J; d0 j0 D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ n+ ], Q/ k# X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
# q: @# {9 W: I' `# a" | 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  d) @8 h  A! q7 n) R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

$ }( s$ B6 @# _7 p2 m$ A' X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

9 w! D, H7 t6 {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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: a/ U3 y1 o, i8 s0 a4 m! S# J[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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