Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

/ U% t% e# J4 S; n' u) a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" g' h( R, J1 [, t, h3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2 t" C3 @; A' K5 g4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! q; L& P9 \0 M" r+ m; w$ J/ e6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

% R5 \$ M) }* q% F# H3 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

1 ]# j. H/ s6 R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( s* R% H3 M. }; S( J# z& _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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' v# z2 P* B2 v) {3 [" N) u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 f; j- S7 v5 S9 h9 W# i- O0 s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 l8 l% V+ y4 P7 \( D14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

8 z% k) G6 L0 ^4 ?& I, u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

" r2 A, A7 e+ Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

1 h& ^& s3 U% b19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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, e) X) b& U6 G% k( f' ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

9 w8 `! p0 K  f6 y1 e" A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- E$ w$ _0 [3 c9 c, B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

" v7 P! I% X$ c9 m' B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

0 B; R+ }' l! H+ `5 V  j# F# P$ ?* M25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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