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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 t7 ~$ Y/ ]7 o! N( L/ z/ n! }
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 ?- C" O7 l, m. X
* U9 \+ l( r' V- Y1 k; _" i3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., K/ w3 U$ Y; Z) w+ }' e. l& H8 L
$ T. a G2 c) u5 O4 w& X) g4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 I: i7 A3 b! M
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 j4 ?' a5 B6 J: {+ o
8 E! T/ A- Y& @& x" g7 g6 I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ L* Y9 e0 J4 i" o- z4 ?2 u& d1 F
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 a( p! ]0 E# V7 D' J' K# z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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F( r( F6 r: ^ w" N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& @3 N* X+ w0 R9 ?$ l
9 ~) D% m3 p8 j+ V12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ |( P* ]; D) B" v$ B/ t4 k
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 U) C# m8 C- _ v& v: E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# {9 C0 o+ y5 c% X% P6 Y5 W2 O
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& U8 p ]6 H0 `17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 f* [" {* f% f5 F5 X
9 C, \* B" t6 x2 n+ `7 y& i5 _/ s18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.1 E* i' R3 X6 p) D" ^+ m- s
: V* u% a) \4 E8 q: x19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; r* q/ g; {! N. w
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." e0 I5 ^4 E& |) r
6 V' j, o/ g% C; z7 k8 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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, b9 ^/ C2 t% r# X; b0 @5 U22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 D w* Z/ t! R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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