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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 k, S# ?( u8 F* \7 U6 c
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& l& P, B! e( X1 a8 u7 c# c' G1 \: D1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& f' K! `2 j3 _" u7 U1 u0 d
v+ U a3 E& } L2 ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% c8 } h v. u2 }8 d: j, ?
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ m! _0 y, }! W9 j; B
8 ]' N% p/ H- {0 d! m+ m' P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ j9 s/ k+ t/ k; K) Y# [, a. H
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& [0 a. L( H; v, s% @" C3 D
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ `; c; B1 P2 m }7 d Q, T5 ?0 G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 C0 B! m$ L$ x8 O$ Q' u12.) Super glue is forever.9 i, M! t, w% y# |0 J1 ~4 b
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; y5 E4 l; Z3 y3 A. X% x
E- a. S9 e8 M2 |7 W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 t5 R+ w8 o9 B* I& B
) B1 r7 x) K' n ^' w0 k16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# x1 c2 L% r8 d" A- l8 }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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N4 w5 I& R) F' c' \! g' _18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 |6 Y4 M" L1 [2 `& M, o
1 c; J: t% M0 v7 G* T7 D19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% k, ~6 e$ ]' ]
% [# x3 V' Q$ C( t% L! A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 z3 e9 B& K- }3 @ p& F
! ]3 a$ f" `3 m; w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 S, t" ~* Z. p: X% @3 Q
2 l! b- G& ]& P4 _) X$ P( K& r5 F- ^& m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 X6 I- ]& ]+ u( {0 U/ e+ C
5 O1 V! ]8 D0 F$ e- V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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