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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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7 }! P6 l; h5 y$ v7 O+ E$ X) ^; K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: u; i) ], t5 N# _. h/ ~$ b
1 x! U! q1 R% N* `' o' e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: X6 @5 f8 j6 w& c2 ~+ b
L; [- |( @" ]* m- ^7 l$ c; l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; B U6 {0 o, t. {* \
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7 F: W. z2 p5 S8 q) i+ a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 {- c4 S6 X5 r; L
3 a& ?3 X, u! R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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q4 s: N* L1 o8 v& v1 O! ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.# g8 A2 Y+ L0 J+ e* t; p4 X
6 @) d! x4 D9 Z: b H. ?12.) Super glue is forever.
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) u# ?6 a8 Q: A% X' W+ n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; Q. l `, N6 w8 ~, W. |$ |6 l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; v# W6 s# Y: z. N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# a0 V/ T4 z# _/ {" K
- V; ^, e* b' q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. `6 U Q3 p: a$ j; H: y
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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, I: B$ H8 Y( T; b! W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; U# A2 |9 H0 t6 n/ Q [
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# Z' D6 y* a( y$ w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) }( C* G8 c% R$ [
9 F$ R- n' f6 Q Z5 \$ u* ^6 |/ @' V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." d ^! B' }4 J+ Z2 Z! z" x6 f
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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