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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 S8 z. m* P8 K# t% h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- }+ |/ |2 V% x. r* W/ g
1 H2 M# _" ?$ `5 u9 ~ g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% q& K! p& g5 M' t4 A6 a7 J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' ?5 _/ f0 |4 ?: R1 |
9 }: K0 `' ~; j4 f2 A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' W& {5 e5 `* z; h% ?) \
* R- u6 a, A( Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# Z- O9 R/ [6 B) ]& Z; B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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. |! j3 d" M9 l4 G' r$ Y; j7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9 j: y. p# F. R8 C4 b$ c& g9 }* z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! B+ J. V" U4 `' G
7 i P, [# c$ p V9 T+ q3 p6 b+ F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 Y+ b; u( U: ~ F- v6 ]) w
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 D5 W) r! f/ I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ _% f+ z7 [6 V+ P* T, ~9 r14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# f# o5 s" L' E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. {4 a3 y4 d' y" x5 ~
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( j$ u& z D" A1 Y
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. h( U9 L L( N L; M8 r/ y! v
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ E. A5 U. G; U' j
D8 K2 I/ d" O! {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." R8 o& w" ]* d( r
) v, I3 |& c3 p4 V$ {. M8 f+ h20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- S+ A/ Z2 J M8 X
% r; D: _. R( F* X7 O/ D21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 A% a& ]! j3 R4 p i
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 }4 y3 v( @- B2 ]1 a! p2 S* c" m
) z( ^1 u4 R( g- Y0 f25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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