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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( k5 Z, \+ p, |" X0 U3 h7 V6 C
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- Y" u, g+ l/ Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 g& h ?' t" s6 I* D
. w1 {( P5 R/ ~6 y' x2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( F2 M/ ?( f* K
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 i( q& ^7 m* t( X. C
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. p' \ ^ v% z4 Q+ w% P
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." C! z; l5 y+ W
; S n8 }0 Z. i4 V3 u( W6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, j; E& K. A- ~& A @. V% P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.) W: E, ]; I# N/ l+ X2 e
- Y* B; Z$ Y1 U( K! ~- H+ f% h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( |* ~) M _# k# o. f# w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 o. y+ \+ J- U8 v" _
* n+ V' O! L% r( b+ L12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., V: M/ S- ~3 n5 q9 x# }3 p8 ?
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 |. V8 Z9 `3 J7 c
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 n7 n% l; x. n7 ?" _9 U
! o1 K! {8 e, E j6 H$ w4 {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; V! b5 H* a, Y5 h& P0 H' {
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% s8 Y8 X8 C3 Z* n( L2 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 v1 f9 C' z' D
" o `1 G7 D% f+ j2 R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# J" O; u b! C
5 o1 v6 y0 [- Y4 q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 b3 ?8 a7 l4 \+ \# z, ]( b: m* e
( G% K4 K0 d3 n: Z- {" T9 i5 J' |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 ^. N6 t3 \# |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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