Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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7 C  [6 Z5 ]4 U0 t5 W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

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3 F/ N& @  P$ G/ k9 f. C7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 F7 ~8 C' v/ |$ r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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  f3 O, @5 w+ v) H3 h1 E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( F6 R2 n9 Q$ C  u0 e' J& C; G; b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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