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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: F( z: H6 m3 w% v% c% a4 Y( d3 x
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* @3 J# A. p3 O1 D" R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 q' _4 T$ m* I2 [3 ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* l6 G p: _ i
3 A* ~. i% x ~& c$ L/ U w& _% a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 x3 k7 v' H, M6 y
X7 A6 U# ^! Y e5 N8 q+ T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% U0 P1 V# d! X! V" C7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ A6 s" u; ]) T; T! Q) K% M4 j
. }; K, x8 W: W3 k5 t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 G$ V& G' T4 Y/ }& d
) e) W& v* X t }! Q4 W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 `0 q/ N0 W: d: t/ |
; L/ Y) k- u& k8 X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& y$ d9 R- @4 s) F
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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; k) F" \ p5 p d8 _13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." h, w" e' q& B9 m! J
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 ?& c( w r) F T# ]3 `
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# P9 G% r5 |( U/ V( o
7 o5 I1 z- X/ Z/ E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' P& P4 }7 I8 \9 [
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 m0 ]% X: `" W7 z+ T' O& r% ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 M/ x) ?+ s6 I" s
' n: p! P- K ]4 L1 F W; d# n20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: U* ]/ p3 s$ E N8 H3 l' r5 K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. O6 i1 q z: O P; |0 {" {
! T" V1 s0 A4 A d$ m' h& g5 I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 ?- [2 E6 q% \2 [25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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