Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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6 \$ M/ {! M& {2 X$ n$ J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" }2 X$ \4 M. m+ l; K& k+ n+ a% g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& d  b' Q1 P2 m  _: q4 A! @+ a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

/ w, G: m' f+ k; G$ Z5 o6 E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% K$ q6 g$ }- q1 B  ]1 T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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3 S6 Q4 B2 j# N! d$ `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; x& S! U' x" I! i, q% x7 [: c+ O- c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

* `; Z2 }: g9 W* }+ ?8 F: }5 {$ s* D9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

6 P( N: S+ B" f$ e13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. k& Q* ]* k' M# p16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

+ V* m, {' [3 z: i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' Z* b, z( ]+ k8 F! k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

9 Q0 w7 ]1 K& {7 m) Z6 Q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

+ s6 }" n% _2 Q1 T7 L& o5 u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 ~; [3 l4 J1 O1 B1 l* i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- e4 f' D: V4 }. P+ b. D8 X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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