Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
+ O( x' B, ~4 n- U/ LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& m' t  W# N' R" d$ eShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
$ @* _) e5 d/ O  n! x9 w  D% b. lIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ V6 @: _' g" u) J2 A- l" mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% ]: i7 L, g$ x0 T9 i% P3 jShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
. x! ^5 l- `, }/ H; x- T! dShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 P$ A0 n5 S4 Y+ j/ GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
  k8 B6 y5 m( u2 D* C0 w. vI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
8 S" c9 t8 z* iWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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