Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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4 Z& \+ S8 K. i  k- f7 |I was a very happy man.
" R; J/ L4 z' C' f& dMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! ^6 B$ N% T. R  p1 }One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
4 U. W$ r+ E" T# K* oShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* j+ K9 |$ k" G; y. MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
. N/ R" S! u8 Y; [4 |) M4 U8 q7 k- KShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
  n0 W4 ]5 F' hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 y8 ]/ f# {  o4 u, h$ RI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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