Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- T  k' z8 ~5 o* dMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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It was her beautiful younger sister.
3 r$ P1 r, C0 ^* V3 {# ]  G5 K2 rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 y) I0 X7 ]/ g+ j, x; m! \2 TShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ |3 \& V6 `1 x+ y' F( |One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
; U4 b, |  c- g1 ^6 R7 u6 ?She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& S& L" l7 h+ L8 e7 k0 D8 T) a+ J& tShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 B0 K% J+ R, D7 w  _1 L5 SI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* M& g9 u  e# H: G* L, z6 ^, ~" G: AWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- W6 a% g9 F) M7 }We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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