God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 {% ^  `7 ]) u- v, g" n% Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 K7 j7 _5 x  v: Pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; l" X. A$ Q9 A' a) o) ^& O, }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& |/ X: _. T# ~. o: \# xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 O' P7 W3 E8 j. |  s5 Aprofessor was out cold.

0 |& |# O6 d0 N: z4 _8 SThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 E; Z: v9 j8 z7 _* d- }silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 l  T& n. J0 C6 t( t! V- uwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

5 Q8 f) \6 H# l+ k- [8 Z9 rCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 \( ?7 z: G" {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( R5 Q+ R/ G) M3 m) iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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. L) P  U6 x2 q, M3 L下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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