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: N5 h- V# @ O; L' m# zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- C! A+ K) x/ W: K) s5 u/ v
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 |4 s4 V3 o2 b0 D
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- P S8 C' Y* S: T* ]6 @3 p
3 K! l5 Z+ T) v' HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' w- `) \& t+ f+ q) q! L3 U3 e6 ]* }, ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 }% v' ^) P6 O" f# vIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 V$ C" K+ m7 X8 K5 S: ]in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( [5 @' [5 Y* G+ V- ?, `1 Gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ ~ E: B/ z3 B4 P# B/ bprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ T( C+ u5 m6 ~2 x# s3 u2 y/ s# |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 m+ Z& F. ~& R$ ~7 L
sat there looking on in silence. * l* k l! p3 y) T$ i- C4 Y0 W
3 x: n5 L0 t( |6 {2 m; eThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: A, d9 H0 W# ?at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- i# v! }+ t3 D6 J) pwith you? Why did you do that?'
: y( W7 ]8 P3 E. e9 Z# l2 PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " X6 g9 `# f' Y+ d8 ?
& s- j( Y2 A% a: |3 w- KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
9 s( Z7 o1 z) D3 }7 B2 f: @& Lright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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