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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" p+ R B6 s1 K' _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / q5 l; }6 X S( {8 }
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: Y6 t( o- E$ j7 C! q! U
8 I6 @0 i4 o5 ZTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ t" Q- J: Q- s# K. u( OI am, God. I'm still waiting.' % F, h/ A1 z0 u, W
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# D" J( Z7 o3 m" R4 X
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) `( s. V: ^5 L! f$ Xcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 q+ H1 f% v- l- f) J
professor was out cold.: t1 }" l8 w) _1 a* n
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# W' |% C6 O; L
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ F# l; s) o" d7 K. d* Isat there looking on in silence. ) k: b- h( g$ c
: Q1 Q; `) ]2 F9 jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! O6 M T3 ^0 ], E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) M; E* q, e$ uwith you? Why did you do that?'0 c% e( B7 g8 D9 O- i
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * L, w1 D0 C, l+ H( _. L4 `
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) r) J# N. g' B; f, e4 t, y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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