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, v6 t" a& W6 d. P9 h" n1 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ ]% o" r+ U, }; o% P( c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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; t8 O% Y7 Q3 P- y* g" z) ]The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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5 ~" Y+ Y- A6 [+ U9 |& D; JTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
8 R/ J( z4 A* |* |* }, }) ~I am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ u* `" S% W4 \; S& }: R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
: T! g* S2 `& u0 N8 qin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% m# c) X! ]$ c D( w" ~; @/ Jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 M' f3 C. P$ }. n% mprofessor was out cold.2 _# H# b; _* L: t2 z
# ]. p( D7 n0 v9 [7 O0 U: X( sThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, G; I0 X# \& t* U7 [' psilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 c6 d2 X! @$ _& l$ r* y
sat there looking on in silence. % i9 Z+ U( [4 ~$ O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' C& _, m" b% l2 {* o6 ^at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
* S3 a" F9 f3 r2 [8 o4 x! bwith you? Why did you do that?'6 T+ L$ t ?$ r- p, r& a$ S% E
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your2 T$ U6 E* e+ X8 F, j O
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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