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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 {; U' l: f3 Y, ]
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: Y6 t( o- E$ j7 C! q! U

8 I6 @0 i4 o5 ZTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# D" J( Z7 o3 m" R4 X
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
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professor was out cold.: t1 }" l8 w) _1 a* n
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# W' |% C6 O; L
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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: Q1 Q; `) ]2 F9 jThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! O6 M  T3 ^0 ], E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * L, w1 D0 C, l+ H( _. L4 `
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) r) J# N. g' B; f, e4 t, y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
3 `, K, W) \2 J( u: [6 lOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha....../ l, k) \* z+ d& s
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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