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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' p& S" e% q, y5 b' `# O8 iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % x# y0 Q2 v. _2 }7 M6 |, j
4 ^$ Y4 k+ W0 |( b' c4 ~5 bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 |) O9 t4 a6 q7 _
4 n T/ q" C/ K! K* vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- s& M( u# x4 K* ]9 TI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 l0 @- o% `2 @! s, H' h# J6 A
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 ~& J/ b4 L' E' M9 C* q
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# ^( j3 S- @! K9 ]3 }, ]
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 E7 H7 ~1 |5 R$ r# e
professor was out cold.
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# N0 u" c! W4 D% z( Z* oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 V# o% L. N- W s
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' _. J! ?+ _; ?" D" psat there looking on in silence. ; c/ }; o# d" E- P* W
1 r9 o) E, u6 b' d) l8 OThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 r3 a2 _" F4 y! _/ R
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' J+ U. s+ d% A& [$ O( ]with you? Why did you do that?' ^+ T3 y* J. E0 s9 |9 S: m/ a
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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j, h, x5 W7 o$ |" z% q/ l* d# SCanadian soldiers who are protecting your# H8 P) z. i; m$ C1 v5 Y$ Z' W' n
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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