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: \0 a* j3 f: R6 Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
9 ^* d4 u2 d# c, C8 F& J8 qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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( @8 d. O2 S7 l, ]6 c( aThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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+ R) x& Z- b- e0 |: DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 s4 @5 i% o& J6 ]( F" ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.' & d0 M9 B* Q" _8 u, [0 z* j4 A
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
. }' D- D" t5 M' O- Zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 l A: c# k) B# R c5 Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) J0 B E" l' j7 t+ a3 y' N
professor was out cold.3 b& \# a/ y0 F/ N; U; v
+ l. [$ F# F; k# X" r% `The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& u9 h+ \, ~* [silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and b3 q1 R9 l. H& @
sat there looking on in silence.
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, I* @% L' p" xThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! d3 r9 w7 X; d3 B6 V1 b/ A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% R2 P- ~) D$ G3 l+ d F
with you? Why did you do that?' H2 F W8 @0 `5 j6 |/ {, v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 ]" P3 f2 D8 Z; E. T- i* N4 a
8 ~ J0 W" w$ A2 r& K& X4 X1 PCanadian soldiers who are protecting your& j d. Q" g& d$ t
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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