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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( N, L) I& V$ R# V. L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) L5 S8 p/ C* c7 ?+ @
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 d( p) t0 ?8 q" y3 I+ E
+ ]! T. B1 l4 K% NThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 n/ L- M8 W. J' e4 X# t
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. R( U' {5 a; Y/ A& a
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 J2 `( {5 o3 B8 A4 }6 y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" e9 w7 @! r- t) Z( `9 v
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ Z* [6 }$ \- b) y' V/ rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The0 k. s6 B" t O
professor was out cold.8 @) F5 D' A# e2 t# q7 q- f
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. \$ |& A+ j' e3 M8 ^
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' V% Q/ J7 U) Bsat there looking on in silence.
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& @8 n8 B* p0 S+ s7 R) r0 tThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 |- w$ ^( Y5 H% nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ X" r8 W0 W! Zwith you? Why did you do that?', v- W, D1 ] R2 j8 a6 Q
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, E8 u9 o; m! W% t8 A
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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