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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, p2 w3 M6 ]: q5 w1 r7 b
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! s% P7 \; u# h% e
( \; ^) b+ N. `* O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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- [1 O; O+ Q% S% j2 Y" @4 V4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 E. }' s" I* L. z0 B" k. I
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 K2 F) p I9 @( f
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% h9 [& }6 W- O' v
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- W N$ |2 F5 k# ~7 Q6 T4 Y
" V! e7 ]/ I9 k9 }1 Q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 M/ j) I, s' T$ p3 Z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ \0 O" T( |; W* U; i/ h( ]1 q0 n
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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5 Q! B$ r' ~" k$ H* K: i/ E10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 v6 F5 ^) V" P$ ?/ }
/ n. C' Q# i o# Z, w11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 _5 K( F& q1 u$ w. q
% g# h; S% F$ L+ q- r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 f) F P0 F; @+ h% V2 c6 ^
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$ P5 H$ R3 h8 U+ Q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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