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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. X/ C, e. _% X/ p3 j6 {
# Y% U) W$ _, ?3 | V: W1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking./ G# x& e( g! w C9 h4 X
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* T F7 {. m$ a1 _: l% k* l
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. G! _& F0 R) a2 d, D5 h+ u0 b
1 g" d9 _2 G- K1 w& k4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., g, S# n6 [4 w3 Z
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 f8 M8 k, b1 x8 V5 g: V, z6 C: u6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. i. C+ @& l. G1 a: l' F9 ?
3 R: r6 \# L- z D2 W7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 ^' c4 N1 D+ r% b' m2 P
+ X9 ?# c0 @0 G" h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
4 z8 z9 a7 o; Z1 ^'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- R* u0 [% f) a! k1 s4 ?4 A
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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! I8 p" b! S2 p m; r5 w' G10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ P) D/ B4 i; j/ }11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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a$ U+ M$ o$ ?0 T2 R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 K' @# X; B9 p6 i2 B" o; _9 a
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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v& A+ F, n w' P @! x- P P14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 `4 p/ r$ G5 T$ S! v5 O( K
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And; last, but not least!)
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