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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 l: _9 b* R7 z( Z5 u/ E" U$ t* a
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' j3 i# A% P8 l k9 ~3 \: k
" R0 t7 a! f+ a ~$ U. u6 ^0 e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 \3 d5 k7 L1 Q' Y! @& N& C
! n7 Q/ q) l* l" Q( }( |3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 R8 ^5 \2 m5 J
* f# v0 x4 ^$ R6 [ P5 r- u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.8 [, a0 w& d% k2 i- [
3 w4 D* a6 E; T+ H9 x- y( f5 D( N5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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# c9 |% q# _! |5 N- U6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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" a# p/ w+ z& N& {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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4 o/ o, b9 x j% g8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" r; f8 S- W. N6 f J6 U'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 v8 ?0 N/ \. ?# b8 y0 I' h C
2 t* B, W, ~4 h4 w7 z) q* G" f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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: }% d: D+ H. k% u12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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# ?, m5 s4 G) t2 s5 F- O! O13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!/ }* ^; n1 Z2 o0 m3 ?0 c- T! ]
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And; last, but not least!)
( e2 Q# N) Q2 C- q2 [15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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