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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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, b r* F- K' T& C3 P9 O$ YThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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4 \ ?( r K. Z% Q: J/ b1 p1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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. H4 n2 s. _; V2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 C- J5 Q) U, f* b* O
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 o. D' t: |0 W* }' r% G- X5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 x: f$ `$ H7 L+ V- L+ C* i* M( e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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: `3 s+ E8 T# W5 j# C4 j+ c7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- A8 f* I. u; e7 E+ n
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'3 i# W1 y1 l# |4 A1 [% V& s, K, s
2 J1 w' o0 u. I/ I# ] s7 K. a: Z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& I. m7 ~9 E# `0 A
6 J) C6 } q i" k. k0 Z9 R1 g11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 Z+ ], C" f& l
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' |' n6 r& P8 ~$ `" {
* D6 b! v) ?3 i' P u14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! R+ h% F- O* I" F( W
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