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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 g/ G% [+ R1 n
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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+ o; ~7 t# u5 O, ?1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% s/ {# y3 y) |% j7 n8 x
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7 I. Z4 K, P- M) L! v$ M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 P6 e* S* o4 S9 Q/ {: D: \3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 X" v/ ^- i, t5 }3 b4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* p5 o0 F" a# D
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.4 n) w. s s I+ O; Q8 @" y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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; `7 t3 ~! g8 m! q/ V9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 |; N# ?$ B/ M/ w2 J4 Y _! C
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. e i. U9 [' m& N1 v3 K& @
/ [; O# l0 `3 `& D11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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+ N6 W! i: q0 F6 m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: B: N2 Z0 f* }+ W1 w. d# v
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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' B0 ]8 ~0 _3 R; i) d! v14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 x" `6 {7 |% u
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