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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
$ _: Q! I6 z Q1 b! i7 o' n* {She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. - z7 ^4 ^2 |6 a# U4 h+ J
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
* H: |) [" r) H" g$ [The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. $ J% L* E# k5 a. E) O: W
' x7 C2 v& g0 \' l/ O! G2 N lWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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+ q5 Y+ [9 t$ r! z5 X: T- q! c0 kThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. / }3 A+ w2 K1 C5 y+ m2 x, ~4 o
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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+ h* a+ a' ?3 [So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ! y- `' k' v+ |. Q
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 0 {2 O' x! _; _
2 p- U/ S( u6 j; V: QThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 4 I& ~9 C$ |( a
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 9 U3 S4 M( n5 [/ y; a; T% ]& D
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 7 h x) n; b! ^7 T% w X6 L
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 4 p0 d2 b4 y% X
; b* w6 j, J' L+ HMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. ( p: q1 O7 {; Q' {) p( g
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 }3 D& K; I7 z+ o+ C( Q4 J9 U# n
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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