 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 5 q. ?/ G ?% o$ d$ z( T
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. \7 a* t% y* H6 a4 m
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& p6 V: l' w+ {8 A' @3 d$ c- T/ s+ ZThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. : A/ O) b' U: J& T U
: t- C2 S; m1 X) d. C6 C
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' d9 n7 w; v- Z( o
) J+ A0 S' e% s( C
The woman said, 'That's okay.' ! b2 u% `) R( W8 G, }2 [, G# X/ y' F
/ S+ m4 ~: x) M3 d
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ; b) z3 V7 ` X+ }! a( ]6 v
6 g3 O# l4 z2 b: d
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
7 x& m, T4 W( ?
, N* p6 G/ F1 iThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
- L5 f+ Y% X7 K1 U7 x# m/ b% p% L$ g( y" q$ j9 d
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 8 c& ~% W& d9 Q
% n1 ^5 Q' Y- f+ B( U* PFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ; p f8 @( \9 G: _# Y- Z, r
1 k0 V, f* k4 W* t1 L8 f1 ^
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 0 f$ g& n. ~ S' i% m& a
3 G5 I2 d O$ w
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * \3 _0 H: K6 T+ z; ~7 i
$ t. p7 q' K6 ?( s0 ], Y( t1 ~4 rSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! * \0 A/ a# f! m' r" E
2 h7 ~8 l- D5 h
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
# v0 l \4 _" ~* w3 {! J: V
& G6 a& R7 Y b+ x. M- |" h" J8 yMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
' ?2 O- g& B; M8 }. q( H
" }) E" v. |. d& uAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 0 R \2 ^+ p* l/ q" R
& k1 C2 W# n; t6 ~( C/ h
Male readers : Please scroll down. ) m T2 K; T1 ^
3 g8 `1 T/ t6 E- F; m1 ?... 3 A8 a9 @; h9 t- g; c. y9 C: Y6 X
...
/ |2 }( W [. y0 A$ o... # { o9 Q5 P- {1 a3 t& Q
...
4 |& {9 O6 B" }6 M2 g... / @$ Q6 ?2 v+ g( |8 A' x
... 4 ^. x5 W% d' E1 q; S, q
... 1 g* w1 I' a- L4 Z9 K
...
8 i1 p+ ^4 g. i; l( ~- t ?...
* y# m2 t. s" k2 Q4 `0 tThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 6 |- G: B$ X) }: }8 H
% H3 J) t; s, Q' O) @' t" M, E
Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. S/ }; N7 T0 C y& i' ^: h, j @. X% O
( k( g' k4 a+ O8 I- ?" Z
, z8 c P6 y* O+ uLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ! X: j0 K9 J, u t
7 A& z/ E0 e" N
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-3-8 16:19
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-8 18:21
