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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
7 ^2 O4 z1 n+ ]+ C7 NShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
0 g- k0 F: b2 l% |, Q# p3 cThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' & P0 A6 S" y" T; n
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 1 s$ b5 j- x" D; q
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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: w. H# N6 H5 y# g5 Z4 X. K" S$ `For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. + ?6 N5 b6 F; t& q3 n7 @
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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  U. ~: E0 R0 i  R8 c0 K. _The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 3 l% I. o& L% J* b' f8 v$ N4 k+ p- n8 k

0 x* ?, y- j; |6 n* NSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! & D+ I6 q6 _0 }9 e( P, i3 D  ]) e

& _1 m/ E5 A: X; A. yFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. - s8 V7 |+ C& R0 h& D. A
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 9 f* \9 Z3 e  A3 m9 y2 G* C. G

8 F, _) a# Z0 H" USo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 7 k$ L+ `' c: o$ q, Z. ^- k  T* N% w

- u- Q& l9 {% T1 x1 f" u' n8 \, vMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 O% \8 I8 h5 S8 I
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ' C% l$ C6 n( O+ R3 A2 X
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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' H5 O- S: y+ s6 f3 R# N/ tMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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+ f3 B6 `( K8 _4 t  u+ OLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show + ^( |3 b4 I& I8 F' a/ q+ Q& E
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt. # p9 p- ]; H7 B

8 K) t% \. g; ]) {. |* XVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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