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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
7 s. J0 p7 h2 n: tShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ' J7 z, b1 _/ q2 x7 V
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
. {2 M/ L0 ], J) q" Q' Y6 LThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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( F; l- X V! N3 r2 p" sWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 7 `+ l# s/ T4 i
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 ]0 C! L- V! z
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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4 U( [! h8 R3 h+ C6 zThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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# h" v: p/ b- T9 n/ e3 Z2 W* o0 eThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 E! P+ A* j+ `& G* \1 v
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 4 N4 E0 m' B+ R5 o, c0 P# M) t# @
% L1 U6 \2 |) j( A; VFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ' z3 c7 a! W2 B. J5 ]* y/ w) y
: X, v* D* j2 r+ a zThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 9 o; _2 g) y3 w0 W* ? i: ^
; y6 s0 Z ~# W3 rSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 5 j u) t; \# s3 i
3 x4 }- y8 s* w$ r) Z8 \, s# KThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ; v' D* R, A4 Z& D1 K' L/ z
4 s* q, {7 B3 n; XMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. / W$ @ m; C3 K
) P; E7 e" c( D" _. m% M- `Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 2 D: J3 d3 F) T. }9 T( t) K
1 A$ V+ T7 V' W/ J3 `" _% \( f7 tMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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" S! `0 {& c$ aMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 7 S; b) Q& s! W- p9 p
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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