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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
$ V% D& b* Y- @7 qlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.7 c F( x! J. M3 h& s" q: M
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& n( o4 S& X/ \# [0 ZThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
. x# N3 p/ j* d7 W0 m5 vThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.& i: D, O e2 L0 @- K; }
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?') M$ f$ s8 z- U2 x
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Y$ d- U9 }7 j$ N: kThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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3 l! |' z* F7 ^$ `'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 6 x! P- p6 K/ x+ c
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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