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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
7 D0 _% t+ e; Jlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( z* O2 ~$ m0 ^6 V: H- s( x' R" SWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 F* {9 o8 w$ l6 K: J* {1 _The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.( w/ C. k- q; u- F2 F8 K
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'4 V& y& S |- p7 Q& ?9 \8 P$ q" [+ c
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/ _- |3 x% J1 `6 X5 ]6 q( kThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'' _+ }$ m# t2 l. D$ M
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.3 e b5 w' X J j+ M* t6 T9 C
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 4 Q( U/ r) Y, A$ o
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