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 An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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. v' O6 J$ \( rA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( X* j3 K& b; k
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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, ~5 L# I) b( ~5 MWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.: }& Q8 t+ b: X2 O* P
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3 }* |9 l1 U$ ]# S* [# p* KThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
: X6 O1 A+ K* EThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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& d( R4 r0 e+ c' ?3 G! k3 M- h The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.' H, H1 K8 ?1 m
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. Q& N! {+ b L% I6 M# X
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7 R9 C. |* F( EThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.% G" M4 M1 W# t8 T; Y
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! - H3 _6 t% b9 }! N, n. y, k
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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