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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.$ p, D) q) S4 ~1 Z* n9 N& Z3 R
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a* ]( }, X; W( U u1 ]
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.# }) I V) {& t5 e! V; z$ Y0 y) t
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- E( v( t1 P# rThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
/ W6 J6 U7 e, [1 xThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
6 h0 N7 f" K4 O4 IThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'6 E. ?" }( S, i5 D S! R; F% R2 j" |( z
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!': ~+ d$ o* d( Q" ^
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- ~9 N9 \; i/ r4 K& y4 z'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. M: p) n3 X v9 B0 y& \+ T, ^
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9 U% C+ j; H6 H% K* q" t'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 8 v% u i! t0 J- v
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