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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
* D% ^: `9 v3 ~, zlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
, L) c/ q7 A! o/ i2 K' dThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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" G7 ?3 r/ |3 E0 k+ A2 u The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
) D6 M) \. s8 o& ]/ ?4 l( F) g4 U" G, jThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'  b' Q9 U7 V" }8 U! t: b
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' R5 ~5 |( }- Y9 o% S" R3 `8 `The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'# ^& |  z; q' b8 c. W* I4 `

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* Y! ~: B* G3 i'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 7 H3 D5 ^: Z2 G0 V0 c2 [8 Q: s, x
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself! 2 E6 `7 p3 a6 f1 |& G2 p
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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