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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.5 L) W+ y/ u$ `& l% z3 n7 `+ T: H
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, J. V9 l( T! R$ a# XA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days., Y2 W& T* I9 C8 D2 H* h
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a- n a S/ x c2 l
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.4 e% n w9 O7 }
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.. y/ K. r& F; r* t; x. |0 a' N
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1 L: ^3 h6 ]" [1 U4 z8 s0 k% Z6 TThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.& V9 V+ B% e: O( ?. L
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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# I1 K4 S( Z) s- O( h9 z9 k The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
5 h8 Z5 ^3 ?% N( N6 U1 T) W5 |* VThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'7 n& |0 D; n' ~9 k" ?8 {& D
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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2 Q1 ^4 b% D9 ^) a7 e( V'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.- i% e$ R, u6 |- P! v
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# W& o& T5 E& D# a'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 5 {. v( n8 T9 n! _; S
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