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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
# [. l2 T( J5 q6 F. D- t> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
  m4 J" e) Z$ }0 f9 q6 H4 h> A few days later, he received this report:
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> Most honorable sir:  |6 ^" p. f; a' @
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> You leave house.( @; Z# l- D/ o% ~0 m  W9 N$ i  m4 D" z
> He come house.8 I- w( c( X- V( w) @$ X5 G8 f, y
> I watch.
' {4 _- G/ w1 c" c4 ?> He and she leave house.( z2 R9 _& K/ J$ n( N; N/ N
> I follow.9 v/ k, u2 I4 x2 f8 X7 I
> He and she get on train.% W9 k6 H! x4 r, z$ T5 r
> I follow.
- M/ T, V- _3 }7 i& X> He and she go in hotel.
& g$ [, r, V3 A* L! n* z" D> He kiss she.
  c% v' a4 j& x& @> She kiss he.6 a6 B  H* \/ a2 `( W% a
> He strip she.
' o1 G1 ^7 `% C/ f+ t% V> She strip he.9 _, Y( c! K, E! M
> He play with she., D4 ]* M8 L( E$ F( O4 Y+ I
> She play with he.
+ ]& ~% {% d0 {& G> I play with me.; b* p  U: K! w- z4 P$ ]: C# h
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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> Ø NO FEE.
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[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。; P" V; _3 j" W4 c. F
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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