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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
8 Z" G G% j% ?2 l8 M> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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2 }: U% X( U. I: u8 n: j' I> HONEY,
! N/ b6 q/ N; h> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?* c3 _' I2 S) d) N* V
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.7 ] @3 X( _( h) w/ B
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,5 _9 t- ^$ I9 ^0 U. F
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
9 D1 W! E/ m! u. Y" |! {" @9 B> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
" G. D+ D- P- j7 l> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 E2 {6 [4 G' f6 _9 Z& P: Y" D4 y% s> I DON'T THINK SO.
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x* B0 S0 {0 s3 M0 C: n) C> FINE,5 R: h6 {/ z, B/ t- X6 ^
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( X) u: M+ x' w# S! v5 V2 T9 K* p) u> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
- v) Y4 f: F9 C3 J3 ?5 N/ F> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?+ |2 ~- n5 g% X+ y
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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+ G1 V0 p# K! X; l* o9 ~ u |" v> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
9 c" {) b8 S& b/ Y> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
: g7 u% C" F" y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE2 E a3 {- D2 e) T ]% G1 H
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?9 b- m- ~0 A Y0 @2 P
> I DON'T THINK SO
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7 Z* D1 C/ P% B1 k% X9 ~, T/ Q> FINE, SHE SAYS7 [8 r" C( B5 `
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS' [% F* n8 r$ T! O: z1 @ g
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?: S. D- {- G- j* Z6 b5 s$ N( \
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T0 l, q* U9 {* p% v+ l) I
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ q! C; w% e' q7 j7 @4 W> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
) J, U, P. |# D( e+ y> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?* M9 F# i, B( B: n
> I DON'T THINK SO3 G( l7 @% t7 v# j: u
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
$ ]8 R8 x% v6 M! D* z( X/ W> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!' J5 T+ n7 c* A1 f3 p# a4 z4 a
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A8 _/ _: S, J0 F
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
" y% r8 g9 A; L3 _9 ]& E& l> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES Z" J. u' E3 w
> TO GO HOME2 W% \6 j8 P8 F+ K
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES" q6 F; P" s( J) u. u
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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2 J+ d3 o& N. R& b! \7 [> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
0 _+ ]" F V6 ~0 f C> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES7 d- Y f$ w- Y9 @9 K2 `
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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% @* ~4 |8 A0 i" @' ?! j4 C> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?5 H7 Q3 F. _$ k+ J0 ]5 p; m, k4 N
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT* @8 p8 f# n) `$ w* H- k6 f
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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b) W3 q; _! ^. @! a# v> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME [! F1 {6 e9 W0 @" r
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
0 O. k0 y7 a: D1 l) f> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
' @0 A/ H8 R Z* X! R> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
* k$ T. W4 Q4 O3 V> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?4 T) m0 |3 n8 y/ b- V
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> SHE REPLIED, b: y1 g. @6 J6 e/ V
> HELLOOOOO..; F# v1 `" D; Q0 `6 |
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN4 `4 J3 i( y& J
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
! h8 B$ m6 i0 i# {8 P9 D7 } A> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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