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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,7 ^, J3 q- b+ a1 F: x: H7 g# j3 Y
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?9 d1 D, }1 d- }1 \0 F w: H
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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5 k( V. O3 t7 F. \) s' U7 }# g/ c> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,6 S" A; z! h1 `% X, B; }
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
' V4 W8 C) Q4 @" ?> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
( x7 ?2 M; k& q% F% T3 B" }> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! i; G2 a' G$ J
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
; n" B9 C- t5 H' g6 q> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?5 H/ x* o) U0 ^6 W
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,1 p2 ?- |' r- J- k8 O* z
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ g5 r' |, {) } f g- H> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO; L0 | y1 \* @# J
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' G7 ~4 G7 Z9 S$ V/ L> FINE, SHE SAYS3 @1 F3 H; n8 L; }+ t% e6 X
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
' D$ R( E; _0 } w> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
8 U8 p* h q% v> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ ?. G; S, X, ~1 t8 z$ I( s5 |
> WANT TO FIX STEPS0 t6 f2 `2 x- t% a( h; ?: w1 H
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE/ G$ K. c' X$ s+ X2 Z% @
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 _; a+ Q5 ], W) d1 B1 _: \; O: d8 R> I DON'T THINK SO
3 `& J2 G" ^0 b0 } `, M; u> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.% g* C% {$ G* B' W
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
4 `/ {- c, _9 p, [$ K B- h> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................8 u3 i$ ~, Y7 b2 Q
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW5 o1 R- @& q0 V+ s4 _1 N4 |
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES4 E, B# a* @1 q& q6 y" N' \
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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/ v+ v1 |: a9 O" d) g> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
6 @! W: k3 m; ]5 w5 @/ e> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING% [* q- v# x+ R/ ^* ~' ~) O
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES" Z6 I; B# q$ X1 q
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.% G8 b' s0 J+ X1 h
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% [* k. S) C/ x2 ]; D6 ]& r6 `> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?! R7 C& l* P, Z$ K+ l% \: M2 A
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
# Y# m8 N, h; i! U$ R; N% S/ P> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.) ^) ^; C3 X' Y* y$ U5 Q
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
( }8 C8 M) _ D> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND# w. t/ ^! R" C+ C: C, M. P$ K( y
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
: Q- z: O$ {$ x% _8 E> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.; S. K. M0 u& x9 a4 M& ^
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( E: W+ O- z6 X> HE SAID,) h8 L0 R0 b7 G4 K
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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7 O" N- Y4 G1 t. D# A> SHE REPLIED,
2 E6 ^/ C" b- i! s5 [: U' n> HELLOOOOO..! I" G3 l5 N# S- S! {7 c
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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