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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,- }4 {( x+ S @, c: x: j' X
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
' N8 T: b8 G8 }: ~# e: c, s" {3 W5 {> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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( N$ M b0 F* {) p8 I> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,9 J0 s" x9 N- o' Q
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?' Q1 W. D4 f" M
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
! |1 c/ [3 `5 A> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ s/ e, y' e2 d) r8 V# m> I DON'T THINK SO.$ Q1 A; p E% s3 f6 A5 S4 w# H, h4 O
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
' { @" m: E% c8 J' p( u> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?& j& x. X8 l) | A% l/ K) S
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT( K6 [+ C- G6 X) k$ T6 Q
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,# ?: q- ]2 g6 X3 P3 K
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 c3 O# s( H g+ ^; y: b2 o
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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; O1 Q4 r% i0 n* ~( ^> I DON'T THINK SO
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" Q: w2 G/ H" V6 o: J7 l- [ }> FINE, SHE SAYS' S# o4 c- j' J! o2 q
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
/ I& n; v( I2 b l> TO THE FRONT DOOR?7 ^: q: ? T# R9 k# q
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK6 B4 S8 M* i( g3 x0 d
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, X. I+ {, u. Y> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T- {& x' k, Q, R: k9 E% T* [
> WANT TO FIX STEPS. w4 O; w% H+ B8 i6 A8 P
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- o, I \/ x# N! ~
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% x/ O/ |0 R; W, B) g" l6 E> I DON'T THINK SO$ ?: R# U g7 O
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
1 n' {: P* |# S- a& W> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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% ]0 y7 z T2 ?> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
7 Y) [; q: T! @3 R> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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/ Z- |6 ], G9 t5 f9 |6 \# m> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW$ y, y% i' @1 M/ k; e, d
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES, _7 `' F6 ~ m- Q# F- x+ @# |
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES3 S. d/ k6 f, x; Q0 \
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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3 Q2 k4 w p9 J% {> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
2 w( k$ g5 d% m9 c# w4 Q> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING# u' E1 y1 I/ ~) v$ p
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?: x* `: m2 r: f
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) `. @7 G5 V8 e# ?
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME! z0 i/ E- L' E* Q# k2 @$ o& c
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.+ ?: X h# |) \* X4 _. T3 ?
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' w% m+ L( ]8 X> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND4 g2 B. Y z! u. Y$ Z% h
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
6 i. @4 C: J3 q8 E( S> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.( f7 u* j1 S" ]& ?5 z
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> HE SAID,
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2 y9 z: F1 P4 n: y% K/ P* Q% j2 M> SHE REPLIED,
# H% d, W+ {) g N: k$ U' s O/ ~& c> HELLOOOOO..+ ^) X$ n5 o: z3 M3 d3 k
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN q; V* m9 |! g2 q
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
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