Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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% j7 V& @0 X0 q- ^$ l( ]$ R" y> HONEY,
+ t! w2 @9 c' ~' F& X. E> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
. d3 }3 t6 z: o5 J> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
; n$ _7 y2 x. ]) }> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
" y1 D& `6 c3 x> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
>
: D/ X2 r, }4 w7 Y> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
. j" M9 [& A6 \$ N> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ I; _9 c7 {( }1 z> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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5 n& G* J  U* C( c6 U, A% T4 i> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
4 ?8 l7 G) c% h> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
) `: b& O/ @% D> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
$ _; B' F. E3 D" ?9 G& V$ X. n; G> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
>
# |* @8 O) g  d. E7 a5 _> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
. @& G) m2 i/ r  ^- ^$ }) h. G> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
6 w& V) o& Y% E> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
  Q% [* y' Q) ~! h2 s' x> HELLOOOOO..
! L/ ^/ s) q0 g> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.