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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ r1 {4 J% M- j3 d+ p' X
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 I( v8 d& x! W# S+ }
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." ]8 P; n: G* ]% ]
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion., z" ~/ E' I0 H+ J
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
! i: `; n( J8 T3 A6 sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ _0 y4 v2 z# {1 j! N( T: Ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- W w/ Y5 H8 t1 e( i8 I+ s8 i
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 X0 A- E7 `4 J+ Q) aThere are some people that are not into all the words.3 _8 t6 P- b6 \
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ \# x$ ^5 `, O |' @- X' O
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 C) V7 i7 n4 Mof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
8 `9 d9 w8 B" m8 ]* s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% @( [" z+ w% v% M6 Xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% P8 f! ?+ F) v! {Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
E4 r" c9 \ i7 D( x' d( G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& Z6 A5 b8 v! {/ y8 a, |- n$ |and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?( ]6 @) c+ _. w+ t5 m6 [: I7 Y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" _+ r$ [& _7 j: M& [' W- A3 [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" e! ?+ S8 `4 l; Gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: L3 ]8 T/ N' r% q: m' V% k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- d5 K8 f: ]( O6 J- \% SWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 W o# @3 z y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, N: U) ^) O( j6 B9 L( j; k8 X
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a q4 t. L4 ?$ l) ]/ `
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist+ P( K$ _+ L" a5 p
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ V: P, t9 s2 k, w- {. ]
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 s8 J) p/ ^8 ^) d( E( kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 ~. l- b# {3 B, }/ d/ U& bnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: z) |# U$ [; L/ h) p' [
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" Q! e1 A1 ]2 j! ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ v$ |' `2 q, q2 i7 _8 c
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
+ _3 m) k, G( F: O, g0 R( oMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 F+ i8 {9 i8 f6 S8 v8 e0 r# N) B5 d
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
Z8 E& H: E9 ]; ?8 w1 OI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ E6 K$ Z# X5 P# r3 B( l2 w$ V! s
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: X% d2 O7 r8 `+ x+ g. K
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 E2 i7 [7 p6 o, I, Y8 r4 D; e4 t
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the3 p9 U" U r& X7 d- y) B
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( W# g2 E3 f9 T" R) |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 y, S0 h3 Z' p3 Y& \& o
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. F1 n: _$ T( ^7 ncertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ F0 i0 L2 E# U8 y: v
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ r b. _5 Y1 L. G& n! cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
, P4 H/ m1 U% ]And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( i& c$ p% E3 A; y6 X4 p1 z1 K
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, L' t' M1 d7 u' l# _6 P2 R' nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very1 j& ?# r# u! H
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* [; R) d9 X; t1 Q' ] S
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,8 c) K! t# l, l
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ }* C M( V6 r, [# A
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is' J, n" X3 F0 I5 ^' v+ N7 n
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 a/ T& ^0 B! C! {, V3 M; Q
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 h' M1 K2 x& v' i4 Q1 cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
$ S6 o0 F9 X( c7 W. u; s9 CSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."% i5 J `6 E$ a
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
1 T4 w' `' a6 S' m" QI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* ^6 E5 [# U6 E$ A8 y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% Q. \, H) f9 f ^1 iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ @# \/ a- [8 t Jand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ z9 D% h" {* l3 h3 W, h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 U' D9 U" X/ W/ k' G6 v# j9 z1 f) A$ j
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; `3 p0 o* A7 y0 d3 VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: `% |+ F9 ^& H5 b+ v& \
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 I' }+ X, n U, K" \6 ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
9 B3 F, a; d. u6 y$ S: [say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ g5 c( w% ]" P$ n3 z: O' O! V5 a
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* i. e% U9 q2 x& N& H5 r+ O
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 j% U F( X$ d2 j0 B& Q# k
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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