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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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9 E. @8 w! V3 a9 l- r, @5 gI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
$ G$ O6 H c& N( `+ bI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* h, e# N6 \. P0 U) q( \1 Z! J9 A$ s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. @5 j& o/ H' `9 B
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* b" [$ H( ~! n) L8 }
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! N# W& W; o! f5 S6 B5 ]$ Xthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same8 d( I1 P$ w8 s3 J( c
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ O7 S) |, t! i) O( j6 aThere are some people that are not into all the words.
( o F6 k% Z' k, NThere are some that would have you not use certain words.8 o- Y2 U, {. H% P. Y5 u4 y; a r
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& D$ j1 |$ n8 O( e1 {! p
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- b' i5 l+ j2 Y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 q6 U+ N4 a- F( T0 n* a
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( D7 X$ [! s2 @/ b# FBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 N0 ?$ R- A, D1 G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 j/ p2 U' M) E0 I3 Z W8 Xand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 y1 \0 ]: h& C) B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 E# q; i' s, |; r4 ?
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
( d( u4 H( r0 f" i* j$ K7 ?; x# W- gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
8 u/ U4 N" o ]- M4 }+ ^) ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 {; f9 p: b! z5 {" e- r% aWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
; B$ o" q! a+ S/ z0 rsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ h6 O- O: t1 h8 b v7 r _
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
% U1 k H+ L* ?: w3 J4 r. }9 X8 Jsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 [: F3 ~ C! e+ j8 T& a" P
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ F( v( z6 n( Y+ I) j
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just% f" R9 u1 l* o
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; d% l" B: D0 a; a3 ]not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,/ q. u( t+ Q% V) O1 s+ F, C3 p f
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 u0 f- G' P$ ?1 Q. Icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, L h5 Q N: t. M+ n: a" c( [
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 Y! P# d% Z4 j" {! C! r7 U- f+ f
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! S# q8 l0 o+ Nthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* C1 N1 n' P* k9 v7 A5 VI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ B* m% `0 D) c# `* ?( @# [
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at9 N* V' W n6 K7 q. F, Q
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ d" G& e |3 m% j7 x5 XIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
9 O7 w8 R7 N$ L- ^8 Hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, ]& j5 N {3 Z) A5 ~1 b" B% ^
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 Y0 z$ x9 i5 B" ]$ w. }Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 t8 _& F$ K0 Ocertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, p3 Z9 v, ^1 r( @don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; l! u4 q( M9 t- C d, f# [
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
" @/ r) `1 U0 k- }8 _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
/ n/ K: W7 L8 [+ f# m% l/ ^accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think( c- E$ v& `5 J5 y( H9 }
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
b4 [ |) J; b uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. `3 O% x& z# [hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, Y0 f$ C9 K0 K. E0 L"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' h$ y5 U& g4 s# u9 ythan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ k' v9 _- g# {1 c2 c2 E, K
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' E+ I2 i0 C9 y
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* H0 c3 l+ O" B' ~1 C$ hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' k. r5 e Y. ^! P8 K B
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
i- ] X& I) T) NSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
$ T7 q0 F4 s/ J9 m+ f- u/ ]/ II hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any- N* G; a0 e& Y6 X8 b
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 V( @( i: D7 r
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( ?" r `3 ]6 l- {& r% G ~and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.7 w, P; y* ~5 s' p- X
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' ?' P; P2 d5 b) v6 LRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock1 h8 x1 |% S2 x( R1 n3 T
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' a+ c( c8 s, X! X4 E- \5 v
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 e ? _" S' U/ w1 T! d
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 X, {1 P) r6 e* _1 ~' K6 S
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
, U( i1 N" i1 Y& @. B# v& ~( Z, Wthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( m9 W' o1 N/ q3 m( X! \
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 @+ v& \! C9 d, b4 F# Z; s) B; Xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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