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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it. f/ M* `9 K1 G6 U0 L5 Y
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ q: o& q2 ?& I# F1 B* }
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 P8 O. p$ T, s5 T- ]
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
9 ~; |9 \+ z3 P( uWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 F( ]8 ^6 L& L. q6 t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, p" X: e3 S4 u+ k+ M+ R% }
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* q1 y. j1 x# O
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.9 }* V ?1 h j; p7 F3 o+ F
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 U& U; B+ h8 p4 F
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
E0 g8 M8 [4 b8 u! [) M' u7 tThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
8 c8 z3 C/ A | x8 E Dof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
: T2 V7 z( F7 \399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous; Y+ q( A* S9 T( w: R9 F( q; d2 |7 ]
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. q1 `4 {, ^1 I7 eBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% n, E; N# ~7 j* X: p* P
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: _; {+ a" e3 \) _and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?' z! m% {. P0 B9 U% {, L. u* S) r. j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ c0 { T/ U ~+ G" ~! gThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
# y/ O$ r% q: {4 v* Qcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 p [4 [* Z, s3 W
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" d. q; v+ @& a
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" [) G# S* N4 {
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,8 w+ u) D' i, h O( M
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* T2 Z1 [3 K+ E, _5 |9 A+ Q: r( lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 X- V5 @9 S1 W2 [snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" c( l9 V7 M+ [ @Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) E; Y/ B& f8 n( F3 Y# Q) KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( l2 N( Y4 d/ H9 @7 s/ Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," p/ G+ j! Y h, W: S) v/ d
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not4 @2 D8 y' v8 r. C4 @
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
7 v, w* M5 a; O6 Osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. Z, K% R: y/ W* k6 W1 {' a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* w: M/ T6 Y/ R& f3 D+ mthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 L- }* H4 D/ d# _7 |I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% a2 ~0 T4 g9 {
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
/ Z' u) x- ?- w. [" Tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& M' p) ^8 o9 H+ z: ]
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
' d4 _7 z- r1 P1 e4 u" ?other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" g0 m" R5 L& ], n$ o, Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: Z+ \( Q! o# b: u
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 ~) ~& T+ `7 r: h2 w
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! \# v2 h$ t4 o! b! E0 j+ W! W) Hdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 P, [3 l- Z5 W& Q( A6 d
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) A( x6 C5 y7 Z- Z6 ]9 x3 gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
) A* m* Z6 j5 G7 V a( m) R8 _5 xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think) o7 d( g0 A; z8 B" W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 O; ~( w4 s3 C7 X* w- d, M
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 W2 H" X* Y5 ^& ]" L: B; }2 M" thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
1 U, H1 d" y6 q& g" o"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ `) P8 n' U. m, i6 ^9 S @
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* l, {# z z4 ~' T# |
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* M/ y! c, T# b" J" T3 KI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 y. T$ s# C! Y* }8 ^7 B6 |! fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! n' V) \) C/ T0 s* ySherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; \- N& G+ j) y9 B4 \1 w
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) \/ J# M' o7 AI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, c7 h3 J2 ^" x4 H- f, X% u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* ^7 y* m/ j a9 I
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ g( j F: L S4 \( k5 hand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
# q& n5 i! g/ A4 u( l- x2 dBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* G. [* P$ l2 t; m; t$ @
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock- M% v3 k, O( Y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" j7 m( n8 v, h% M8 nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% ~, K {7 R& B* J4 jKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
9 k- l) }% o8 n! d' i' f! g1 S' xsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding! S$ s4 P: T( S$ G% q+ E# S) x
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 Q. ~1 @4 n' V( I$ D
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& n. M1 O, K' \* m; j: `7 ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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