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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 v( m; T0 G/ o7 }: O7 cI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 Q, E0 ~( l' A- c. S/ v i# ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 F# {* Y2 L+ \( B# q$ D
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) ~7 c8 U# q9 l1 z$ p9 E5 N
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 Q' p, d& ?4 J2 H% v
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" H! n2 O5 ]% M7 g0 S7 U3 u |that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ c, N# J6 L; W: ?/ wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% M- u ~ O1 K
There are some people that are not into all the words.& Y$ [* b6 k- S$ @- q Z% z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.2 S7 j( P7 {* i9 p8 Y. D* w
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) X6 X- h3 P$ F: t0 u2 Pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is., _ h( G# ?9 P# D
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 \, e, j3 S4 J- U+ Cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 y$ j8 Y0 c3 v5 [+ vBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 s, I" [9 l' @1 _9 `6 u& t+ D
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 k7 p3 j9 `, @: e) K# K/ F6 o
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' ^ Y8 p, U Y5 z& x9 H/ H- ]/ Y# ?6 ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") n- ?8 `6 l3 I! F+ [
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ P4 [) N# B$ R2 m9 Kcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 G3 H8 d7 A" `8 E9 t {: d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 G+ [6 A2 {( U
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 H% r R0 S. {, m* L0 \1 R9 L, R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 O) G/ W+ Y1 t7 Cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 M' I3 r9 ^8 e3 v: {% h) G
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
[% Z2 ]2 T2 d5 usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," y' l' V5 a7 Q, X- u: Y
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just E7 [0 R5 v. j: I( K1 q& a
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 y* J" X& ]1 z! b0 U/ @2 j1 P. ^not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& V6 ?. G9 s7 d obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ S$ T H2 ]) W; ~
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 u3 W( Y) n" w
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, v1 ?5 w# i; T. d* R- J
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. ?3 S( E1 a; ~% e e
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
8 K6 n4 {& c% D& M, J0 k( `I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: j9 s/ Z' q' M9 Qwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
+ [+ t% Y. E) L) T' @" z6 \1 c% Iyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": V' i: e0 T7 A ]
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% N/ A: }7 R3 K1 Mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
1 k' c$ Y: f1 [" v7 a; O, ~( stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 E0 L5 L' w5 e; T3 d
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 ?8 N, T# A/ G" W9 ycertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
3 ?, Q/ w5 C2 ?8 hdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such) O# G' k- C+ M+ i1 s) N
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."' ]4 L0 }8 O. L
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 f4 _2 B/ x5 M7 g& s. Yaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 p" v2 F& s0 L% w \
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
) u. @9 F, F1 e1 `imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( E7 ]6 O& s" f: T, Q0 v6 ^
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 U) H3 `, N; _. y! @
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, m8 f" o4 v7 X8 W* ]4 ~
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& Z0 j1 Z; L! i/ v9 ~a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* _' h. x& {9 _4 y V0 U9 `
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for U' B/ t6 ~9 q' C1 l
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* f- L5 v* n2 g, QSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."' N0 y& F e3 L( k# v5 S
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
0 C h7 P$ |; y8 L5 _I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 z! x3 ^- H% ~5 T
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even9 D# S7 d- a! e& i/ I' R
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. C9 P$ l4 r* z/ Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 n1 R$ B) v7 j( S. W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* `" Y' P; M! z1 @# R& U
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
7 m% f, U* v/ p5 L% QCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in/ j" o: k* h- ^. Z
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ Y3 v7 G9 E4 O; ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" o+ e) }) d4 d9 q6 `say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. P0 T9 _( L- @. ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 c: `& `* M3 U; U
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 I& R$ T7 W/ J; L3 Ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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