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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.( l, {! t0 |2 C* ?- B: o
( ~2 D/ Z& j0 E1 T' ^I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 W7 J: k7 r! B* BI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 u$ p! `7 z, Q) t3 B' NThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) S. H" g. {# t1 _8 j% F
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* b' s y% Q3 k- V. U6 J! Y" L
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" M; {3 s8 |* ~
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: \( A. ^& }6 N0 T9 G
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! q$ s% d0 X: Y2 T- Y4 D
There are some people that are not into all the words.
3 x* ]3 T: M, O- |+ a5 G6 yThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 j9 v% c6 q oThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 O# v" `. i$ K4 ^% z4 fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. j! z( X" n0 k& l0 o
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
- q9 d3 ]8 [1 H$ c: [to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& f* E" |& d3 t+ `! `2 O5 r# [
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 h6 x0 Z8 p" S. r% h7 Q8 [
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) w% T2 K0 D- u9 X1 m
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?- @0 J) L" F( j6 ?4 B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, |, K7 C: Q" K$ B. S. y1 m% WThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- x! b+ ^7 X+ S8 }/ m. v) d" E, |4 }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 y2 f; C# J# r7 j2 F( T3 m' e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 R, C" V$ {; b, C4 LWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 s3 a! l# d% u+ e* f
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- ]; P! j. G6 Xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, U+ N, [+ m: ?# s
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 @7 o# K- x) M- w2 r' L' T2 ^* Y# Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& e$ o& k+ K9 a/ n! _; t/ cPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 | d* ~1 b. N6 s7 p8 j' w, f! {One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 ]; n. B$ N: \ ~' l$ t3 Onot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 U4 J7 m" O7 r1 |- l
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. u8 w4 z: Y2 N$ T8 I) V
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 L1 P R+ { X! C. o6 _3 V- U
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
6 c& K: z ~- I) iMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 i5 m8 A0 p4 J' x" Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
5 m1 A8 b3 M" b8 B5 m3 Q4 PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" `; C- Z* W* ]) Q* ~' U0 | A- Owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: P; X( i5 X7 P# H0 `1 y: [! j* ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
C/ O/ I) Q# B2 L2 F! q" LIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the0 N- J) w, C" o* {1 v8 l$ m
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 b& U, w* H9 [) K5 h- G4 ^/ atogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" b# s$ y) u( n$ T
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 k0 B4 d& X$ C9 ]* E9 dcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) R& j! {3 u) q' A# w. |5 Jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 B: H4 E7 M7 h, ^stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", A9 T+ | g) {: E% a$ r6 k; U
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
/ i \& f$ S9 w% H6 S' Y3 U# R7 Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% d$ l+ S5 X) R& x6 H* C
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. x3 k% h- u# w
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
3 `/ X. k7 I1 @5 z+ H% khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,1 k) v" D- h, Y+ w& u; v
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 @% @; K+ k! `) u/ I0 s0 n& Ithan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
# e, b. r8 g+ @1 Y3 q0 Da great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but. z5 I9 d7 x; r8 b1 f# n( r# S
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 R2 l/ z; \) K- i0 Q+ F
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 R& o- U- C) \+ p. \
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; W# c( Z. x0 r
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, s, r$ K& _3 X5 _+ FI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
" A% T0 }6 u; }- n; D, Kcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 M; c6 B7 p) G4 }" C h8 V$ x
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( f/ G3 S( K/ u' @; p
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ I+ F1 ^ x7 h* o* w" @/ h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ K# }7 `- H- H( S4 Q- K# b
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
6 v9 K$ f4 d/ J$ N [$ K" A& [2 uCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in* k: ?5 r* A+ n5 `
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# J* Q2 E1 F0 W# ]2 i/ T; E
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 ~1 g+ o8 P5 Q# g% e" F9 p
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; b2 U+ l5 H3 v
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' T- c k: W9 d# w5 v
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. U, U. h' R. I0 J) ?4 lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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