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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ D: V! E3 s4 k( _+ F3 {2 X5 Y7 `I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 N5 y% ^* q/ K" J7 f, j8 j: o
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.: h$ M, ~( U% q$ a% M
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
T, {6 _3 o, ^0 Q$ C& qWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 |% v$ G0 D+ z6 \4 p/ f% ^* l* e
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. s2 c r0 K* w
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 R R& x" ?3 uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 G7 d! s# n5 ?9 p2 u
There are some people that are not into all the words.
- h/ j$ j( j7 h% e. ?& G; a5 TThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 r3 ^( b/ @/ S: S. Y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 N6 B2 s! t/ V$ Uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 j( N# L' U4 _! p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ `/ ]' \8 g4 B. U7 n) K0 v
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7," v8 {8 Z% D* |
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 a3 Z+ Z7 d; N% L"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 K6 m/ J, V9 `+ M* x* uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 n3 g0 G7 m" h0 Y+ C# @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 P' T; b7 q t' i
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 `, O/ G2 G) I4 r7 Z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ r9 n/ }9 `, U5 ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ Z2 l; j0 {- H3 V+ v- z% M# H
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly3 K( ]: `' P7 d" F; a) Q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 O9 Q F! e' J
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a+ w3 [4 f7 ]1 n" z' A4 d
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; U% l# `. R( ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,/ M0 N! q. X3 {# e' N. \0 o& C
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just) w4 @9 T7 O& D7 V- }+ ^
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 \/ {% A8 `/ n8 M: i7 D
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 E( d% Y: g5 Y: X7 b: ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* C6 B P3 q* z: ]# `. D
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why4 \% Q/ ~6 i" B. ?
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 S; ~6 f" n, V8 W) eMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% ?" P& l) c7 I* B3 @, z2 W. ]
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% Z+ X( p' n; P( U f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% `1 F# w0 t: C; u# L2 dwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; F! g, k" h( X' e3 Ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 z6 k! ?7 y+ x6 F2 DIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
c' g+ E( `6 x9 Lother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go8 Q& X* A/ K# j+ V
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' {7 S+ D7 J: M. j4 ?- N
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
( `% S5 z0 b0 }2 xcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, W" a1 m' s2 x9 t- d, X( Y- e: Jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ [3 r; w' f! Y, x* Astupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
6 _( @' h8 n1 a1 MAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- d' ~) B) ^* j* |) F# Paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
: @1 C. w+ d% I: q! O. ait takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very8 f. ^! ^- k# m; \3 s; z8 ]* }1 ^
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, Y* N1 q0 g" J {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 K" V& L* S; ?& i"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love2 J% U8 o+ f3 N; y. o
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ x& m3 A) A- Q E0 |$ J
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 u4 @+ h$ t+ f% z
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for5 t6 J4 t I; O! S' ?& {
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, C6 m7 s3 ]2 T2 R( [# n5 WSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* x( G( Y+ P8 N! X2 r5 @
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.; s0 u# m' ^. B: K' l
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 O' X/ q) F1 v2 n/ ?+ f* q0 z
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 o4 L8 y e! |( p+ w L% W& J0 Vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ b# J6 I A& T! n
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ _4 @1 G( x5 \% \' z A) V5 JBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 }8 _) u2 k0 \$ r; l B; ^Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock+ l, J! |7 D( a( E2 u* n
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- l. m: E0 c1 R
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# P# v$ s9 @9 l# {8 F2 fKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't2 j- b# q5 ]2 [2 U, S+ [, }
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding+ b3 j* R, e( } E7 V1 M0 P
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 Y+ L! s& v9 N6 M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You1 C- F/ i: C8 H1 Q O
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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