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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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& N! ^7 H5 r) Z* E( BI want to live my' y% j$ `4 ^2 ~. U7 _3 b5 P
next life backwards!. s9 j* j7 E& S

: \- Z2 N2 N/ V- w3 W6 NYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 {$ ~4 d4 M/ G5 c5 c7 R+ z
feeling better every day.
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* w* C( }0 _/ e( ^When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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7 g' D' b  `, m0 s- IWhen you start work,
, \2 h$ c3 @: @% Q6 nyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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# v) J' i& ^7 L! DYou work 40 years or" x! q& `$ y/ Q. ?2 M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ w9 |% I4 }# N& u" Y$ H, M/ l3 W
you're too young to' i3 D) a5 ~# k( R$ p* }% h$ P+ q  Z
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid: Q" t2 `' l% U+ u3 z) Y
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6 l. f) \' M" A- Z! sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no5 m8 h2 S9 M" }. g, m8 c4 X
responsibilities.
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8 C6 |, n- u5 V) }8 N1 F- TIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 G1 Q& S! `* R8 V: [' O* Keveryone runs themselves ragged
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0 M/ W% a- A6 Q1 e/ X. WYou spend! G1 w3 m6 c$ ~4 Y7 s
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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2 ^# E: D. P! acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm." f' h* U: Y/ E& g! U7 B
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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