MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
; {( ^' e, a; lfeeling better every day.
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5 J  ~, x5 G" @- D( @$ }When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
- I4 ]9 g# `$ V" S3 s% Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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6 k* _- y/ p0 R' S* M3 XSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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responsibilities.
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# M5 E, c  `8 M% \& B' PIn a few years, you become a baby and
. E0 |1 ]8 s4 L4 heveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

0 Y3 V( l8 I' }8 ~& G+ {) OYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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1 r& n; A# b( U! M. PUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!