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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* } w4 l! J9 F2 c
way right off the bat.2 V/ R, x3 U! j/ }) O
8 b3 i( k, V1 V, K6 tThen, you wake up in a nursing home. Z& j8 a G' D2 n" T! o
feeling better every day.' d, _0 E) z- w8 u/ ^
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When you are kicked out of the home
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* X Q. V' L0 h/ L3 T# J2 o; Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.4 }8 a8 O% D( O8 V! ~ D: `
. L6 E. e, \1 z, {! s7 WWhen you start work,
( e. |' y1 b3 {" A- ?you get a gold watch on your first day.
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; [5 C1 m$ F) g; J" @5 [You work 40 years or
# i. j" h) ^( O# }so, getting younger every day until pretty soon/ c; g) A1 W- e+ Q0 L( c) c: ^: C+ i
you're too young to2 P% u- l( L2 `1 v" q7 \2 w
work.
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2 C% Z* K4 W$ Y3 b5 bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 c# B/ I/ M, o8 y
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 C, e" Y C# ]: g7 p
again.
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" w0 c! V" P/ j. F1 ]& T9 HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no& y8 n& x/ g+ Q9 T
responsibilities.
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1 z( V1 D8 k' o* D i w+ kIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.' Y% f1 V- j; ^& i2 Z
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You spend
( W i7 l9 j; @your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( }8 A8 N2 B' q0 [) M& f$ a9 Acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ M6 T6 T& h/ `! J3 @9 p! oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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