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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* }  w4 l! J9 F2 c
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8 b3 i( k, V1 V, K6 tThen, you wake up in a nursing home. Z& j8 a  G' D2 n" T! o
feeling better every day.' d, _0 E) z- w8 u/ ^
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When you are kicked out of the home
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. L6 E. e, \1 z, {! s7 WWhen you start work,
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; [5 C1 m$ F) g; J" @5 [You work 40 years or
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you're too young to2 P% u- l( L2 `1 v" q7 \2 w
work.
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2 C% Z* K4 W$ Y3 b5 bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 c# B/ I/ M, o8 y
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 C, e" Y  C# ]: g7 p
again.
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responsibilities.
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1 z( V1 D8 k' o* D  i  w+ kIn a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
( W  i7 l9 j; @your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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/ M6 T6 T& h/ `! J3 @9 p! oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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