 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE
7 y" n% A$ K/ Y/ ] ~1 |' i% `* l7 s1 s. X6 M4 e% p3 P" G
I want to live my
M3 j( V9 T5 g. enext life backwards!# H3 a/ G+ \$ l4 I* r
% p3 H% \$ E I |5 L. o2 e
You start out dead and get that out of the1 z+ u D: n1 ]- L4 n5 l: Y0 M
way right off the bat.
) G0 I0 k% A: I$ C
# o: O7 J$ G& E: h+ K6 RThen, you wake up in a nursing home* y; c/ ^* B8 j+ E4 n& v! U3 T
feeling better every day.5 `1 v+ E* `8 _. b/ f, y' [+ [
$ E1 y8 _. Z9 ]! t% h3 I
When you are kicked out of the home
) R4 Q. h$ r" M" k6 Ifor being too healthy, you spend
8 h# {, G4 {6 @6 Wseveral years enjoying your0 Y& u/ g5 R3 _7 ~
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
4 N7 I# `$ ^) U3 m& @/ g3 f8 Z9 B3 |8 ^: F! ^
When you start work,
, ]# ]( r8 a) w5 ayou get a gold watch on your first day.
5 w% t1 F, Y8 B1 U* h u5 m7 @/ t& Y) ?8 V: x/ G( l; [
You work 40 years or
8 l0 Y% U7 i1 [' Lso, getting younger every day until pretty soon {( p9 B+ T5 T. S- k4 m
you're too young to$ [7 E* x6 O% J5 v
work.
, D5 M& ~$ F3 w) s# V: v& b& O+ ^3 Z9 `# d+ h2 h
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 x: x V/ |, q# m. ^5 ^and party.6 Y, x! m' {1 J3 E4 {. e! q
6 S4 p8 I5 N3 C6 O: r8 m* TAs you get even younger, you become a kid& J/ s- k: o- w
again.1 N2 @% T7 E$ z2 g
( u! j" z H- p2 o ~/ B7 ?: SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 [9 p+ z. `( E3 W
responsibilities.! S0 x: P7 i3 [; d% i
/ Y2 K0 {8 _' B! h/ F% g
In a few years, you become a baby and
+ M0 V( n( \# j( _( M/ I9 Eeveryone runs themselves ragged
" j7 ]( D8 v/ u d8 s- `' ukeeping you happy.( {" |- A2 n0 Q
8 j9 G9 m$ U L% e
You spend3 D4 ^( }4 T# K* s+ y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& Z2 y9 v R4 N7 x
spa-like
7 m* j! u g! u# h0 L: B# Acon ditions: central heating, room service on6 A% P' J, e& k2 n$ h
tap.
! d1 K+ P, v9 m$ P: K1 T1 F2 j) G& c
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
4 K" w% [) E( H# \1 J; l' n' U; L3 ~' U9 ^3 w5 y7 J2 ?3 `; L: ]
I rest
% d( K& ?, }0 R. |my case. |
|