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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE' g8 a4 ~* y* w1 m. {; x

2 o7 I/ N1 n# x3 kI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the! _4 `* t: t: f5 v: T$ x4 I: S
way right off the bat.0 Y$ l0 Z1 N7 H& d

  F7 y# s$ b3 H2 SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
( B" U  ]# N: I5 dfeeling better every day.
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# \* m7 d' d1 DWhen you are kicked out of the home: a- i% }. b7 i. O  A+ Z7 q
for being too healthy, you spend% `/ L8 N3 b, j* a' }! i# s
several years enjoying your
7 @: {  g% E8 J5 {2 M3 Uretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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4 k$ `& h8 p# MWhen you start work,
1 P; i" h0 \* x" Z, Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.' p5 K' e- y4 v) K' O( t, _
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You work 40 years or7 T: u" U, d1 H7 x. u7 J& j, W) k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* h8 F9 S5 C! Z! |' x+ N/ wyou're too young to+ I  n; q0 W: ?! @5 P, w
work.2 q" a0 U: E: N3 z3 @

3 h$ _7 `" x6 NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
7 M) h' |- A; _* D- a! Kand party.
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% G- J6 C8 Y5 [! v9 q& M0 T; p& p+ d/ jAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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& k2 N$ C! I+ V5 P/ m- s$ WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no0 C6 a3 \2 B. C% O2 M) x
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8 B3 C& L1 C! {8 H& ^4 H2 [  S# LIn a few years, you become a baby and& e( \/ e2 Q" h! }& h+ m9 q
everyone runs themselves ragged
; l+ l6 S3 U( hkeeping you happy.
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You spend
0 W; ?& y/ K  X6 M1 ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,; B( T' `/ B0 w4 I6 L7 r; v2 M
spa-like
( ?# M/ N: ?( F. M; K( j( {, j; Q8 Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on& v1 v: r$ _# ]8 {
tap.
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5 c3 ^0 \$ m& {: FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 Y9 p1 E  x' m! Q) G  f8 ?

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1 s, u/ V2 |  S2 N  n' J0 W+ Qmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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