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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; W1 |& i4 @9 o' K5 F/ D

* n0 c7 K, g+ P9 q0 aI want to live my( |6 c+ `, B7 X, }; d) u8 p
next life backwards!5 u- M: N2 X3 o, O' s! h

$ V$ t8 P. e2 qYou start out dead and get that out of the5 A3 e0 g( ]- H# K
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home  C/ I8 r  a- n! O: p. X' F
feeling better every day.
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/ q4 |, [# H3 k* @# T2 }When you are kicked out of the home8 z. ^1 b2 F& f
for being too healthy, you spend$ h6 |  M) p% Z8 D4 i1 E
several years enjoying your$ N  I; g3 }; Y8 }
retirement and collecting benefit checks.) q( t+ P+ G, J5 ?1 i- y$ d' t

' E% U- q! Y( LWhen you start work,0 `7 A, O. U# r3 ?
you get a gold watch on your first day.% @8 A$ W8 L* L& s: f$ q+ c; y" d

0 R* ~6 ]. J1 L7 j) m  h% O3 L+ {; UYou work 40 years or
9 I9 Y1 O" T# Oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon: Y3 \# p% a* s
you're too young to
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% E  [/ @$ Z" F% \: MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
$ X+ J; ^( P2 W, a( K+ {and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" Y' r# M5 {  @* o( F; J1 x5 T8 ?: uIn a few years, you become a baby and
6 x- ?* I0 l4 `* I* Aeveryone runs themselves ragged) V- T7 i- y* M& Z/ V; i* Y  o: Y
keeping you happy.
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You spend. z- w( C3 l+ e; v9 H
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 L3 F3 b4 W  X* K% G7 _% l
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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8 X& v: `- D+ G; K7 d( dmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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