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MY NEXT LIFE; W1 |& i4 @9 o' K5 F/ D
* n0 c7 K, g+ P9 q0 aI want to live my( |6 c+ `, B7 X, }; d) u8 p
next life backwards!5 u- M: N2 X3 o, O' s! h
$ V$ t8 P. e2 qYou start out dead and get that out of the5 A3 e0 g( ]- H# K
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home C/ I8 r a- n! O: p. X' F
feeling better every day.
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/ q4 |, [# H3 k* @# T2 }When you are kicked out of the home8 z. ^1 b2 F& f
for being too healthy, you spend$ h6 | M) p% Z8 D4 i1 E
several years enjoying your$ N I; g3 }; Y8 }
retirement and collecting benefit checks.) q( t+ P+ G, J5 ?1 i- y$ d' t
' E% U- q! Y( LWhen you start work,0 `7 A, O. U# r3 ?
you get a gold watch on your first day.% @8 A$ W8 L* L& s: f$ q+ c; y" d
0 R* ~6 ]. J1 L7 j) m h% O3 L+ {; UYou work 40 years or
9 I9 Y1 O" T# Oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon: Y3 \# p% a* s
you're too young to
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% E [/ @$ Z" F% \: MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
$ X+ J; ^( P2 W, a( K+ {and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" Y' r# M5 { @* o( F; J1 x5 T8 ?: uIn a few years, you become a baby and
6 x- ?* I0 l4 `* I* Aeveryone runs themselves ragged) V- T7 i- y* M& Z/ V; i* Y o: Y
keeping you happy.
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You spend. z- w( C3 l+ e; v9 H
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 L3 F3 b4 W X* K% G7 _% l
spa-like
+ ]9 I$ T2 f: Dcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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3 Z- P9 {8 y! q ~% ]- JI rest
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