MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
( ^' H) n1 E: x6 C1 [* efeeling better every day.

6 b6 j4 c. o! eWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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  Z8 G9 |' K( y+ k' F( Oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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" O3 M' I3 h% oWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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( T& \" n0 [5 T/ o. ^1 `5 u% MYou work 40 years or
: l  C8 w  k7 m) z, wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
1 l- q1 U7 U/ Iyou're too young to
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) {1 H1 l( u" d4 F1 xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
$ n  |$ P, e+ y, {' S/ l/ pagain.
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# h1 y, x' s' N2 Q# ~, C4 z3 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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+ K3 i: c, n. p3 Y: @4 T. M9 wIn a few years, you become a baby and
- ?/ I7 n4 b& {, \everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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. {% a9 _5 S1 W4 {- k1 oYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!