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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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0 {( u$ [# `7 U% E7 [8 O$ U0 PWhere did I go wrong?1 J. S; S9 |2 ^5 O+ _: G6 S
6 \0 ]* Z& a( z0 Y& XA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' H; I! ^; r. G' J5 c4 p" m# |
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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2 i/ {9 c+ u" {2 MWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 w9 J! k8 z% k$ m7 p7 n0 K8 L4 I
; T5 I3 `7 ]" k# e* s* |Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 [9 ?5 I' ]5 E4 m* C
( O9 P) p0 S8 a) [! p( T8 |# \Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( g c' H& d4 S# [0 R0 l
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”8 T2 E3 G( Z6 G+ ~+ s Q
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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