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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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% {' s! ^* f: mWhere did I go wrong?" {( D j1 [0 `: T4 E) d2 C
; i1 B6 ^2 E4 H+ Q# Z' L( |A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.$ i4 ]# R* p$ z& g7 Y
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - h" Z5 b, D2 k, V6 N% h
9 f& k$ H9 B9 s& M+ gFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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8 f& y s3 }, J7 jThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 K y- N. h' {: P' p
) y6 a' _: M% u3 bFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ; N( d3 y" k' z0 G' `- |7 y% r" Y4 o: R
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 j H g5 i1 y) _! g4 q. `& S2 y
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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