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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 v5 v: a, m- j% _7 R+ r
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5 r. K' X" h1 n- I/ G0 jWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 M+ P, y. c0 q+ S6 n3 }
. _" g; [/ {6 A* f. tFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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/ b( }+ x+ T* K% x9 d3 J8 YThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!6 G; |+ s9 `* E
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) E1 k* Z, I# z( K
) ]5 @$ M- ]# D# s$ vHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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* ?+ h# P. F8 D- VHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 }$ k* Z2 W) n2 D# z& X
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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