英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

9 Q' f4 Q1 {3 M5 M$ A7 O"Well done. Who was that?"

8 U+ W8 P8 t6 J' L8 ?& P"My granny."
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$ z1 u+ j% a2 o( {' I/ d+ C; v"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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4 i( T8 {  l& p( [9 l/ l3 J5 v7 o4 N“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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" W4 R3 D4 K! Q$ s' `! Q“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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