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写给美国总统：
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6 f8 j6 W! K- O) B: p2 K" B; ]) ?Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 v4 B% y9 a/ ~
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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9 K- \, ~. `7 Q6 \( b$ I/ _You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:5 q: E6 ^9 j) l1 s
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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~3 v/ o" ^8 C+ g8 A1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" \+ @2 x0 I& k8 u' ]' E5 y
Unemployment fixed.. d% M/ t" o" [# t& u
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-2 C6 e# @0 m0 k
Auto Industry fixed.
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2 f* b* B3 l6 }7 [; x3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-+ b! L! n9 d* u4 r) o) t
Housing Crisis fixed.* j8 e, A, y- b0 N5 u
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It can't get any easier than that!- c0 u" y; E9 M
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their: A! _$ ]& o3 N+ n8 ^3 w4 l
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