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! p% M5 e4 Y4 u2 l* V7 x) S+ l/ ZDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
5 j/ j( }. {( m, uInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; t% z( B6 \2 \# H+ [
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following b" _( R: _5 l+ S. G& ^: k
plan.
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6 ]* _- r* S+ v( Q8 s9 J2 eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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2 v( m) a8 n3 L" |$ K/ gThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ i4 p; \; u* J) c/ o2 V# c6 O
' W, Y @% j$ n# g& uPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
; H$ T- t8 p" E% i' P' a- i! R+ nfollowing stipulations:$ e! C6 T: c/ K4 ^
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
. s6 f5 d+ ~9 x4 {$ P# P! K6 D; cUnemployment fixed.9 e7 C" h$ L" T( C: _
" h' j7 G- N( F+ V2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-/ Z) N" g) l3 k4 |: K, N
Auto Industry fixed.
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1 U4 l6 T* E* v G9 c% x/ o3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 o- |$ p4 @) T, s. L/ H
Housing Crisis fixed.5 @0 s! O) ~' V( I/ ]' W
. Q" |6 B. `2 L3 n* K/ YIt can't get any easier than that!
8 n' ?6 [& w* ^( d; @If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their" S( V2 l W8 w
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