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写给美国总统：/ E+ j) k; i' D' B, l7 H% g$ ]
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Dear Mr. President:
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- X" Y: V; ]# @% q/ ZPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 _3 L/ {( S) X6 L8 W! n* y' R; ?Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander2 e" G" |8 f( t: k. C, J
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following1 J: Q: b( M5 J" r# j1 H
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( S$ @5 U' X% v7 V. TYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:8 z$ q% b3 n& Y% G% v4 t
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -' {0 e$ q% Q# z. \% k
Unemployment fixed.5 j2 T6 Z0 y" i
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 D, s/ n9 a. k; G6 }9 U$ A
Auto Industry fixed. K) l/ D% `* ?; x Z5 l3 V
: ?, t8 I: X2 x7 f& M% {3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
. K3 w9 F* C# n6 V) ?& eHousing Crisis fixed.0 ~( p0 o# V3 x
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It can't get any easier than that!
; H2 B. `$ t% }3 _: qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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