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/ Q7 J6 y* J- {% R- O3 i0 N5 TDear Mr. President:. P) J8 `* O. R R# _
1 ^2 X7 \. F( ~1 b- y" APlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
) k: P5 [: R# l$ i4 m. }% W* @Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' s+ a& S- y Z& U/ W+ c% R* i
8 G1 ?" w# c! n) Q$ }There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# I+ b" y9 |& e3 Efollowing stipulations:
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) q/ ~& S- m7 c; c. K, o) W0 j1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
& ~6 l1 C; S7 H$ c$ q( O( u1 GUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-4 i3 M: s' Y p& @0 N T
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-) } }7 U. a# o
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
4 Y4 N! d1 k* m2 `. e; u' YIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their% D1 n' D: l, h6 @, ^/ X
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