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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:/ E+ j) k; i' D' B, l7 H% g$ ]
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Dear Mr. President:
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- X" Y: V; ]# @% q/ ZPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 _3 L/ {( S) X6 L8 W! n* y' R; ?Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander2 e" G" |8 f( t: k. C, J
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following1 J: Q: b( M5 J" r# j1 H
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( S$ @5 U' X% v7 V. TYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:8 z$ q% b3 n& Y% G% v4 t
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -' {0 e$ q% Q# z. \% k
Unemployment fixed.5 j2 T6 Z0 y" i
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 D, s/ n9 a. k; G6 }9 U$ A
Auto Industry fixed.  K) l/ D% `* ?; x  Z5 l3 V

: ?, t8 I: X2 x7 f& M% {3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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- V9 v' Z) F+ V好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 $ y8 O4 G) R# w1 `
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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