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8 p7 [6 n) p. C) H) ^1 L& iDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: }" X& ^! ` C; z8 O5 G' dInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 Z a4 F1 E$ @7 k9 y$ Uthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ y, L9 a E( L( K3 Q3 t
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8 V2 e' x, a: j; v4 ~You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:- Z6 `/ K4 P1 \' V( |' I
2 t2 |9 g6 N5 i/ k7 ]. w2 ]There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the5 `2 o% s z( F' `
following stipulations:) n) D, T- V P1 F+ u
; x/ p. K0 a/ s8 d1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
4 W) n7 c( I5 |9 QUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
" b3 d4 n! z2 `4 H( |1 y: G6 mAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-' A2 U# P! B6 I( q( ]
Housing Crisis fixed.6 c; P8 u3 y( R Z0 O! E; A0 {
% r3 v5 A$ ~0 x2 CIt can't get any easier than that!
1 G; _: G! U" B3 y+ R7 aIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their* h" f& |" U* V
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