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写给美国总统：
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: R1 q+ O% p; n% ~( MDear Mr. President:! t6 x- P7 [& h" Z/ p
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.. k e, d$ k' r- p8 o: \! B
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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2 z C9 |) {6 _* n/ N8 w+ NYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:9 h4 h; i6 p- l3 K$ I1 j, b" p
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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( Y) ?; ^2 O( W2 M7 N e1 ePay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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7 m3 ~4 b! h' s/ n1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -; U9 \% c7 I: x8 r4 v1 [
Unemployment fixed.0 b( L2 E# g# Z9 O+ W6 ~$ d
2 f5 ?' Y; W8 J# i5 y6 j2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!1 @$ p7 D1 N( |: D$ U7 A
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 I9 g+ u# j5 I
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