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写给美国总统：
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. k9 w7 c6 {8 vDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 U3 q* X$ V% l1 z, Q" P. d0 NInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
4 ^3 `7 L% a! f* @ K8 j; _the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, @; w& r, g. c& ~# f# [
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.& V8 f! V- T$ @8 R+ L/ M
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" q9 b) @( l4 y6 R1 d8 WUnemployment fixed.0 ^& S8 a" x0 f+ d
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered- a) u9 g$ I: ]6 ?5 ?1 M" G4 A1 r- @
Auto Industry fixed.
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4 V$ d0 O! v9 O+ f, J- J& {( T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( k% W' D4 z6 F/ t2 {/ cHousing Crisis fixed., A4 S) W8 o: ^' A) s$ R5 s5 z
5 `& x( u8 F/ T: E& WIt can't get any easier than that!
X* H$ |. m# U9 @2 f% ^- V6 HIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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