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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
$ E: ]6 o, q- F7 p, `3 K/ DFor their first night together.  
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4 y( A+ E" T, C* D6 _6 T9 jIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -5 q: f( J7 o, ?5 [, q5 u" s
gets up and has his breakfast.  " j3 B. n  f- T. m

3 }) l: N+ G4 q* l4 i. |$ i1 T8 `As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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: V: C: E5 y" hShe replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?; B6 b; N# G: e7 c) y2 O) @
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
4 H2 k6 Y$ D, e/ y) b' [5 mJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
# Z- A- W1 I6 f! YAre Paul and Mary up yet ?$ Y- ~' S( U" p+ `8 U
She replies - No.  P+ |5 x; O7 W4 P
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  : V- P7 F5 _6 j+ J- I
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ... P4 k$ e& s0 F
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -' Y2 Y) W4 \$ ]
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?' B8 E4 D0 J. o8 e& p- Q
His mom says -  No.    8 v3 `; V! c& V  u4 Y- T  Q4 Q
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
" y9 h$ r0 {: U& K2 |His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
/ A# j- {, o5 X7 X+ e/ v1 ^He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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