The Wedding Night

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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
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. M3 p2 \  O$ k& cIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  

She replies -  No.  
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& z. O8 T# L1 Y" F! ]. SJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
+ E+ E* v% N) J: HAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
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His mom says -  No.   
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
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. I! c8 W4 z4 s" p4 N$ K( ^; g* AHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

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