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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
5 n& V6 s" H. k6 l4 d3 fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% R( g0 \6 g5 N9 g: ]
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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0 t7 f$ Z- R- s& h9 g# tIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ e& I' H2 ^5 E; }. J, r
the sivil servants jump with joy.( G% Y( v3 O4 t7 y
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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% x1 O" D+ S3 N9 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ i+ M6 ?6 d6 f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ E& t! L! H. F
fotograf 20% shorter.0 e" g! b2 r! t6 O/ W

6 Q+ |- _  @" E" j9 u% F  hIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# ^( w( w1 t( @* r6 r0 {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 C% G" y+ S; K4 i8 `0 c) `
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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% [; L: M) l/ d4 ^) oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, d6 |4 E( {8 p
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 f- b. Z: @2 @2 w0 c8 j' \5 `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 b! B7 T# j+ a5 F( \9 s
"z" and "w" with "v".2 o; |1 J0 e  N* D8 }' P- G

, \; A/ M( ]- O( L( yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" m' b  f. p, V' ]+ j- D1 safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 z8 X+ e& U- h5 m3 [# J# q! `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" Z4 p* V1 q  l- \+ \: `
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  {% e: s; l+ T, l. nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 R3 A! T7 i1 F6 ?& E3 H
forst plas.
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- {8 l4 B1 T6 @: f  \) {6 uIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) b' _0 K3 d  ^还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; a6 b% _, E5 G0 X2 ~" o$ O" D
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ n" b) p+ M9 p7 D! r0 l
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( N4 x, M7 R$ ~4 S. v- w7 }* Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. m8 M9 J# t, [- w1 e1 ]' N

5 V* {8 M% t+ Z' z. P4 k. f, r, K[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 c1 z' F# @" j' s- G, S

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- Y) O" C! ^- _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ d$ M: g% G+ q/ @- s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 l! k- ^- D7 `, p8 T你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# H1 J9 u8 f1 f% J( |$ H+ ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 h' Y' W2 @0 y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' i, H# a5 [  A3 R路过,让你们看看我的波

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