A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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' F7 x2 q' R5 y) v. H$ nHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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6 n. B9 C. Y( ?! l( ~. A% U. xDear Vincent,
& x  B  }3 e7 e: ~) CI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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' G6 q! o' c! q8 K8 B9 s/ _( CA few days later he received a letter from his son:

6 [- I! {2 \% s. U' qDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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% o  V- W. e! k& f( ]. nVinnie

* Z: h# m$ W. ^8 D$ l& YAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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0 a: x) O- Q) X$ n- v( c% LDear Pop,
& y. \4 Z. s* QGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了