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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"* \1 z$ ~1 b x1 g
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' E1 q) [6 {; U, X- M& ?8 _The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
( x, c$ Q7 W& w5 ]. E9 Xanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.* Z4 [, B) G, e5 `3 O) A! _
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.8 _5 {, g6 f# L8 O0 C. d
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 6 O, |; U9 P8 G; z3 k. E' Y5 H
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x6 l. A9 J( D' V5 JYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' . L* |/ k+ U$ w2 C5 I& v0 F3 J
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