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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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6 Z) b: |$ [& J1 h+ rA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out+ o/ o6 @5 ~3 N: B; }9 R! x
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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?! [1 v2 v% n' |' y& |/ |7 vThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 |" u+ M' z6 Z( N& dWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( w, T1 b+ G3 r% y, b# C) d2 Y. s
from my hard drive.6 u8 y3 Q4 E5 W. a: m
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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, m: [0 X; z0 S5 a+ N! Knine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! - A+ u& f. a$ I# Z3 M# n$ I" X( a/ l
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You'll love this !
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3 K: Y8 E- R. _4 ]2 E'You have Male!'
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