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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"( Z( T5 W# Q2 h
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
2 }% y/ ~0 ^4 G0 s2 j7 [anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.9 Q* z4 O% U- q" h1 d; H ?+ }4 r; f
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* Z' C$ b, t4 I- a
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 o9 ~' U! H0 B3 y8 P
from my hard drive.4 o ]6 b3 o5 x A& p5 J$ X
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us0 z( Q3 \: V$ K( d9 L7 \
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
& J; q: ^) N1 f9 g* e% b- a" X3 e8 xnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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# i7 x1 m# K! X& R+ T6 ]You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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