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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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# E# l8 m- f' U8 qA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?", G' ]4 h. h- A. V7 j! z* v
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# F2 \ c4 v9 nThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
2 h' l' z( b* j3 oanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! p4 k& D& }6 I" c% c
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+ d& H% w6 C. J- XThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
7 |7 k9 w# @! oWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" Z! w2 ]/ \" m2 T, L. y) R/ q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,8 g0 i7 q! w. E! K& e( U5 Y
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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6 x& u2 Q1 V+ V .... Scroll down ! / I" y6 R1 [9 B c
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0 e, c) t8 w6 X4 x3 x; }4 {You'll love this !
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