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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out$ G$ Z* f+ y/ \- x5 P! ^2 z# t0 v
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download) Y4 @% q6 B8 W4 R& z- |
from my hard drive.
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had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
大型搬家
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman   ?' i$ k% R& c9 e) W$ V

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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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