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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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+ _7 b- U# c6 WA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 G5 B# Q7 }) ^2 |5 i9 T
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
# s7 E' }) u9 X8 eWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:* I( @' j; k5 @! c+ }: W# H W, B
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@8 R/ l/ O2 `! y) q4 T .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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