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3 {& p- W/ Z! p( }) ]1 @A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
2 Q1 W$ s3 I2 E6 \9 _' W8 fanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.0 G2 d. @1 H& p+ P! |/ C
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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* G# r5 W8 X( B* j( W. `/ g7 pAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
1 L. @1 Q. W- N$ _! d& \had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
5 |# S# K8 U) j) }2 {' L. tnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:0 p3 K. D8 G' r, B$ v: z0 q
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