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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
2 h) G6 N3 [2 _1 ^% MTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
0 z1 R. J' B/ h0 XShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,* ~% G8 ~( {* B/ H$ k
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
, @, {1 y+ r) c* g- { ~He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
; s1 J' D& y: m$ w; t& B9 m2 AWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 W2 U* ]! C# H8 z; ~+ SHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,& q) O) N2 w( ^' \
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. b' T: O9 i* L0 N: V
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
: |9 W2 _0 s4 s; d" E9 @. PTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! P1 x! H3 j, B
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) d) T& V+ ~4 O, H5 Z, d1 Q
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
' ~% M4 W- F8 r# j6 \Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
/ S2 b# R1 ~) H7 l" |/ JTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
# p* ]0 L& v2 P' h& H) ?And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,4 B9 a& m; F8 U# n
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
7 D) `( i& ]' s, v( F6 o5 ]She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,- O# h! {+ ^/ l- C9 H2 P: x
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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