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Tiger s Holiday Poem( M1 m w! q7 \8 {
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 V( B d0 r4 j) n: m/ B4 E3 k8 l
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
: ^! H1 K& ~1 P+ z. y6 q+ sShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
& [- v5 ^( ~( E" Y& U9 ?Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: X. R: U/ W# A% d
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.$ h# o( C) x+ z$ C8 e* c1 ?7 \
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.. H3 L7 O! t- m9 O
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,4 z# l0 i. O' h4 W+ P! S: I
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.4 ^* v" T t; I8 B0 ~
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
# ~0 L6 w. w: s6 L+ JTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! e7 }4 q ~( P1 O3 d
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
" Y; p8 I% B/ ?( P0 m( WWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
6 i: U V1 G( `* s+ r wDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 n A. D G/ s. E, u0 b
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .; Y; s3 y- B, {/ Z8 U4 K+ B
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade," e7 z8 ^% {1 c# N- c- Q* X
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' @2 R. P: H+ f
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Q3 Z) i, ^5 `
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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