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Husband of the year
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5 M3 V6 P) O! O: f ]- dThe honorable# W5 C( ]# o( y( R
mention goes to:! S5 ~7 } G0 N
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3 l {5 }1 Y6 m. V" s) K/ aThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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3 i {0 q" Y5 ]1 t) e( {The United States of America
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6 }/ F& S& T7 ]% Mand then... % d! v$ S$ `" R/ L1 V& o
Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...6 t( B' z- E I( A2 J/ ?6 B& Z) L; {
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 2 s2 k6 @' P; e5 h/ V+ ^" t
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was awarded to....
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+ p, D% |" U( P0 o- I; Dbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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, p7 l0 {# a6 }/ oIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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7 y1 b, s7 w1 k/ QThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even + d8 q6 |# o+ S9 |
holding her hand....
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- K& @; H6 B! }0 j G, ^3 IWoman has Man in it; : b, l. v0 y+ ]
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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- n, z' e2 N% g6 e% `She has He in it; % H4 i2 w w2 y$ l
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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+ G* e; y1 B8 r# J# }& R' |I never looked at it this way before: ; _8 x% d8 f t
4 h. v K$ h7 J. ^, sEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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: I2 b/ n/ ?) @' lMENtal illness6 Q+ U2 i) u: R% ?: X2 V) U
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MENstrual cramps
; @( V: G6 I, e# `0 P3 uMENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ; e# |& D; b0 G' K
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