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Husband of the year
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The honorable7 F% e( Y3 i1 D7 G( a
mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom 0 W; q! c+ D5 L" c# y/ D, f. e
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followed closely by... 2 D4 i1 u# v0 D
" F" P& X8 q4 b. {6 v# s$ OThe United States of America
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and then... - O1 |. r. Q5 Y( _
Poland; Y8 A- p2 x( x# R

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but 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize / Z& R: S+ G* ^% }
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was awarded to.... 8 t$ {2 \- p0 |' Q2 a# I
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. - I3 k+ l( s v7 I* J' Y6 G
; o# G; S; ]* a* {" V1 r3 ^- J1 YIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.: B) p ~3 O3 T7 N+ U3 K
4 T) l/ o6 [' `7 }( FThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
9 ^. @: u4 ^& v6 M0 nholding her hand....
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9 }+ C5 W4 z! z8 aWoman has Man in it; , T" ?/ F3 K/ o2 l+ P* K
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
?& T! B) n3 MFemale has Male in it; * y2 L6 t# s( D5 v& s# k
She has He in it;
* _) Y6 p5 v. k, a, x9 {" eMadam has Adam in it; 5 Z2 J& Q5 h: a+ w+ ~/ P
7 g9 y8 r+ D' V/ BOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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- I" X. T1 P+ {" a- yEver notice how all of women's problems start with+ U) i9 c# D" W' Z( |5 M
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MENtal illness/ z! I' z3 }' x3 w; F' A4 ]
2 O$ v8 ?) F- K h1 J" ^MENstrual cramps
7 s7 v4 A9 B, t; t# gMENtal breakdown 8 z1 E) A/ o' N! `+ q3 q
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MENopause * s, g! [7 y( i3 `
GUYnecologist : F6 K4 J8 P% A0 v& m
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. - e, M! p& d) \# P$ {
; H2 P5 b: S3 FRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
4 d# K$ V: i% f; u: p2 XGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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