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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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) O0 h# d+ T5 c% ]- Z M8 BThe United States of America & H2 B* K. V) ~9 C6 a* ~0 D9 g
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and then...
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8 y) w+ W# T a0 ibut 3rd Place must go to...
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9 ?- I9 y9 ], @. {7 M `Greece c' h4 x) ~: U/ W1 o
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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& @5 ~1 A# K, n8 x8 sbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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" |% p% P1 T. E0 Q( E7 P3 s2 sIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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0 S6 Q+ {2 n$ k# W3 d/ ~+ YThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even , ~: b( g( ?( O+ ?2 M
holding her hand....* {3 J) g( Z( I7 l
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m# b" l% _2 {+ c7 b* T. {) iWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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5 @$ v) ~+ ~7 M2 d6 b" NMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... # ^& h8 a0 A& J5 j+ s
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with! k$ |( t5 H- w4 V& t
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MENstrual cramps . Z( ^* h; ]' f! D) }! I
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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. C( H+ C/ }0 \8 cWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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' L1 q. P* F) l& C- ?Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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