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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 J" }/ {! U+ o5 E
' `# m/ k: ~2 J$ d7 |% T# d"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . X( ]; [/ Z( j5 ~9 x$ N
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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