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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 y4 S3 t/ w5 O- c; v
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"Mary... Mary...." : J# o3 {7 t( v+ h/ U. e
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"Is that you Fred?" : K# x( w" S' z# S8 n9 C. _1 k$ @
) C/ V8 L4 h, g7 D) t"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 6 d" t0 F' V& V# K7 f
+ s5 z+ @$ _9 |, _/ o7 o. X) }"What is it like?" . Y3 ~$ P) d: s- S
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 k: M' F$ w/ t* B2 A2 K
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . g/ U9 P* W/ g. `/ Y
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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