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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; z: K G! }' D- {$ b
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 9 Y/ M3 |* u& d1 p$ d
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) {0 g6 ]8 ` k/ f! [2 B
( w8 K3 B7 \/ s2 E3 F"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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