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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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5 p- ^2 f& ^' [" Q6 p" L"Is that you Fred?"
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0 t/ u: d$ @2 r( v+ J+ r) s"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." # j& y5 |% Z* w5 n
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3 w. M2 ]6 Y) P( F% [8 f/ F"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : ?- p6 r" m$ J% {# P7 K
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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