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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." . Q* j. u1 @5 u* y$ n' k
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"Is that you Fred?" / R! c& X t b, L% t4 q) V, k& o
9 r' i5 `) G6 m7 z( p"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 8 L( p% K Y8 G8 f* [
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 0 B6 R& w# V$ S5 `0 n0 R& |
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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