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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. g2 C+ ?$ x! m9 g8 s. ~
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." , A6 g/ q- r! P5 S! V- o
7 T* r0 M: R) _: l3 d% {+ O5 d' ^"What is it like?" 6 W: B0 F$ S0 p! M
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) p* d# M8 e: {$ ^% d
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." # P: b) C! g5 J7 |
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