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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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' m7 j) c6 Y( @6 b& Y9 w# Y! S"Mary... Mary...." Q1 m% ?$ D% [& K$ B
! i/ F8 [5 U# X8 H"Is that you Fred?" # [) j# N9 N C( C( c6 x/ ^8 }; w9 i
0 v' `7 b4 w, Q4 f- o% |9 \"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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( R' d7 L0 r) ~"What is it like?" % Q7 t/ T4 G2 q1 F
# Z. C; E5 L) f5 Z/ E0 a; c"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * q5 ?7 [, X9 f/ `) _ }
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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