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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! L4 o+ k) Q& w4 f
1 t% g; [/ J+ q, g"Mary... Mary...." + a, ?! r% {/ H& I+ O! A9 E
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"Is that you Fred?" 5 s. F7 A* b+ d9 e/ [/ {+ H
- S' \$ W% ^5 ]9 k+ z" Z) x' W"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." . T. y+ W9 n1 J; @ \' f5 \
: C! t% }% K) n. ?& Y7 F9 A" r"What is it like?" 1 p* y" E g6 M" e! R4 a1 e) I
+ @( A$ X; J/ w' S( Y. V"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " # j" w; Q( P B& p( a# a9 W
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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