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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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2 ^) G+ Y8 m% z- o3 Z"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" . M" q5 ] O* f9 C. |
% I, m1 B- O* \# q"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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; ~* L" B; ~: Q0 ^0 }"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." - Z6 K5 I7 _8 G1 F9 f
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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