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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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q% ^) F( `; f: p6 w; C"Mary... Mary...."
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- S3 G% K( ?; t' |6 V8 N"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." , _ e& E" M2 Z% H! ^0 W3 b$ g
: f8 h8 O1 E1 R [$ D/ i( I4 m4 W! z"What is it like?"
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+ A, \! v8 U; s6 B. Z( ~"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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8 Q( K! Q% I+ K"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 V. ~2 S- ?- ~; D- C( A: _$ N
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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