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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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3 R: ^; ^% a8 z) N"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" & u$ L, G. ? d7 Y8 u
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." - |! q+ V0 h3 t; D t1 H
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ' l1 ~8 O3 }6 ~
" Z: A( e/ b8 K v"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 8 r8 j. f% ]% x' p3 f k$ _2 Z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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