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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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6 R' \. [! P' O1 {; @"Mary... Mary...." % l1 ~* M4 ~" Z
" _# T" n& m3 Q0 U"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 9 Y9 J ~2 t9 s; [+ Q! R6 t
# Q1 f3 `" p6 k& h; c0 Q9 n q/ v"What is it like?" 7 o+ O; t% S* W
: L3 ]( g5 z6 C3 B"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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# s+ t5 n" X3 V9 N"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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