Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 X5 `( d# f) j  h  nHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 O2 @- N: I  s0 M# v2 N  ?( C: VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

+ Q% d6 K! j/ a  @* u: y' @: W  oThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
# d3 ]) @# c2 Z' T6 D7 d9 QTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
: z8 ?! O) O9 ^, I0 B" ^THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 g# C' C3 j9 w" y4 U雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

7 o& M' c8 M7 z$ N( f0 eYou are welcome.