Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

' o! v0 x" o, v; f9 `6 jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
/ b0 m5 T6 Z; p- C$ iPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& i% T& t0 a. Q( H$ D: zSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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7 i' f9 }9 O0 MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
  C0 l- a2 b& E8 D) P% U; CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
# G% x2 x. Z) D) cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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* E& A  s: M  [8 n* I- M9 J7 m% ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
% s# _: U" A9 l5 _* T( w6 Y  Z/ Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.