Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! {1 V, Y' \% G, J$ x: w& zHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 N, ~4 w( G& R0 N5 QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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1 W/ v! D) i1 b- q- z- lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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( k5 `8 p9 y- \( [# q+ g' jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
. x8 \' `% g" S5 t4 O- ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
! f2 w. z9 r4 R0 |+ x' JWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& @7 P* m! X' D* ^6 LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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$ F3 m- N8 Y* S* n6 pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
5 v( ]0 y6 o$ [# U- MHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 w9 R9 i+ g) t! m$ VTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.