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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.' j" G" C, V( B7 p' X+ a
* _2 L! `9 p" y5 f) U/ `He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the) e, u3 x4 M1 @6 d7 t
courage to say something to the big Indian.% N% g& H5 F* f( Q
- w1 t( T+ Z( M4 B6 {3 {Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
& j1 ]1 M+ ]* `- pAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and7 C$ ^2 q) S2 f% c. F
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.: d; u3 r4 M6 z/ |" k A, W
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him3 c" ~, f0 s* W, K1 e
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.& P# J) z k7 W0 e- X2 \, g6 F; M
# _' ` ~( s5 F: s0 |Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.1 ?; q6 n! Q2 w2 h" n, o
. G1 v/ s; r/ g* ^, P- ~. z y( h'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he& l) J3 ^" K& g) ~7 J z% N7 Z& `
say to you?'8 {+ z u1 A* m0 o
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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