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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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( ?1 u M6 G; M$ Q, k4 ~. H6 p& GAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the1 j1 {2 C3 i) E0 W; `1 W, e; [: m, |" S
courage to say something to the big Indian.( O2 U/ `. t, W! q5 Q
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
; t7 \# t$ g& m I* gAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and6 I# v U. w- ?8 C* R- D
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.) {. W+ y2 Z& O2 K& b
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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