The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
  I1 V, b5 k( l( l# D. q    Now he's 97 years old
" I; P2 M/ J; ?$ C' v  r- c; N0 I    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
& F* G- k- M. |- y    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

. d. I# E" _- d+ `# y9 }    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
, {! x( h4 g& }+ e, J- i; j    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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6 l/ ~0 i! Y% O& P/ [8 y   I know I got a lot of exercise
* l4 I0 g2 D0 [5 ~    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
3 g/ Y, F& S: m* f  c9 E9 q    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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% {' P0 t+ u# L) o    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
* T4 p9 a) i4 m, f7 U    I just find a Happy Hour
8 l6 u* w& b- }& t* n% S   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.