Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

, e1 i! j7 k# o, B6 [2 _' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

- v6 }8 \; \  d8 j9 i'OK',  the little girl says,
6 O2 o) G3 h6 m/ Q1 {% O'How much do you  weigh?'
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+ _, E  p/ K" d, G'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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8 _5 ~5 ]. N3 e6 DThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

2 Z. I- r1 H3 f/ [/ T4 v; s. Z' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
: T- A9 H" c% q( c' H' eIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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3 W' S% H- ?3 n: m' z+ |& [Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
7 E8 ~7 N, X4 x  c# g9 y1 Y4 w'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

7 L! n9 s" u- V1 sThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

* Q9 p( P$ a3 y8 wThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
8 [( A% F& s8 U3 j  p6 s2 ^'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

2 J6 Y6 e. Y5 j, t4 Z'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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