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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 * \) m6 i* l5 c; f! C: p( B
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ( T5 p( t6 U7 ^0 Z5 p# G3 S

& K/ G8 ]' S  P: ?, |! c4 K! ^' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' 2 z! E: c6 J) w/ _
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. 4 e% v9 N8 H5 {' O  m$ |$ m, T& u
'It's not polite.' ) z* Q$ T3 `: T" ]6 S) |" Y

! \0 Q5 a5 |2 F# z! b'OK',  the little girl says, 5 K; P: x/ A9 |9 `
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  : l8 Q- }4 \7 {+ |9 a/ P4 u) O2 h
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' ; l8 V2 N" m# I- w
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' ; y7 I0 K+ c- A3 ]& H& Z/ U
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' : Y6 h* O  C1 Y  z+ i7 b
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. : ~, P0 ?, g/ g8 A* [7 n

9 ~5 e. B9 b4 f' Z' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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( K: z: }& ?4 v, H'Well,' says the friend,   K* W8 E4 B# L+ }3 s/ Z
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  : b) {% L# e* b5 O! C! g/ Q3 j
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
8 j6 n$ p" I& @'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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" r* v# q% Z6 P0 iThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: U+ \2 t0 b% J0 R7 J'How did you find that out?
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" Y+ P$ F* c) h; t( Z# T'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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' T& Q. e  ~1 P6 cThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 v5 ^: \2 T3 g. |9 Z, b3 ['How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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7 F" m! X& C: a9 O  i'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, 3 _0 j  r; I" s
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' & g* Z- d) s. l3 p

  @5 ?) d: \! G& n8 D'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'! ^7 j" q0 l2 G& d; ~

  g; |3 T2 A% o+ ]& e'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today5 ~$ K% \" i- k/ o0 \( c3 c
give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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