Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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! }2 q$ v- l  o/ `Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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, }' W' O( w' Y; r5 ]' ?- L2 m) n' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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5 |+ k5 R+ b# B( Q'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
  e* W# g8 B# P* T( I4 v'It's not polite.'

% e2 v1 N! ^5 z& M0 c3 u( U9 V'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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" ~: ]2 g: Q# ^  n5 ZUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
* B& v3 f7 B$ f, k" ?It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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8 s, w1 f( ], C* R7 Z) @/ p, hLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
" y' H7 ~. M" L- x' K1 i# j'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
0 h" N9 K( @0 X5 c'How did you find that out?

- b( S/ P  g* W: i, y! n'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

2 A& U$ i* }3 N1 g, {# x# e- ]The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
- ?7 R: v) T; V'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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+ w1 s2 _% n, X'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

9 t  T1 f; e' s5 G. x; @. U'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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  O' ~( `+ B+ p0 j' ~' ^( V8 D'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller