Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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0 P  g7 y5 T, J" P- I& F$ @A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
/ `) E5 `% w1 l2 _: c'It's not polite.'
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! S1 w# r9 _/ T# G" P'OK',  the little girl says,
: r: e4 I* k+ R6 a2 k'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
7 F+ b: V& C; F1 |( k'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

! Y$ F2 O% H' n4 `/ xUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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' `# @- P9 M! f. {6 m" @- e8 C'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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  z% s8 K! Q/ q- N% g7 D! b0 F1 zThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

% g2 B) z; I" P2 d5 R' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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/ y1 W( j: G; p3 r: k9 fLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

' M( n% P2 q: K1 w  p& }* l  BThe mother is surprised and  asks,
3 x) |& {1 O; \'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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0 F6 X4 [; _' F* }. h8 Z* v6 f& ?The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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) L. Z: d1 I  v'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
5 e( t5 c  |3 N. G4 s6 {'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

, B0 r+ v# \1 w, t# w'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
# I3 M6 L2 \) C: Ggive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller