Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

5 `. i, a- f; \- n9 e* }; h. E3 y) w: f' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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# T& {! A( g( `4 P. l. {'OK',  the little girl says,
0 u+ r( @/ p# m8 Y9 `/ X: j: Z'How much do you  weigh?'

3 q/ F2 P" a9 H! a1 r) h0 \  o1 L'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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$ g/ b% t, d- G4 mUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

1 A9 a9 U! f( z- M' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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! N4 z$ ?  B' T! |'Well,' says the friend,
' n6 D# ]+ j$ [  c'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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/ F( }# B0 e& J# V; E# w5 u: ALater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

6 E4 ]1 i9 b  J' _5 |0 pThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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, H7 b; i# I, G'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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6 |) J- |- A) J1 O$ p8 vThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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/ `, s1 k0 h* {'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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0 P9 p# E9 J  s0 r( O+ ^) N; f8 E* Q'Because you  got an F in sex.'

- ~% f  n- t* [. P% H6 {If you  see someone without a smile today
. i; R+ v1 O6 c- L* S/ q* fgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller