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! r% ^4 _* H. ^! w; w- e* i5 D' wDriver's License - too cute not to forward/ N/ O% g/ w8 Z3 G' S; K0 r
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 5 R& q, P8 O& C9 R; e
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 5 s: v8 J% ~! H# f. X: H ?
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. / j9 @ d& X; \1 E
'It's not polite.' 6 T8 ` T" G9 P9 {" T8 \9 W
( L6 P6 n) T% X, Q. Z: X4 R/ V$ M'OK', the little girl says, % ~8 k& @- D. }5 T. w
'How much do you weigh?'
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" z2 C+ C7 q. A3 h8 W8 b, n7 Y/ c'Now really,' the mother says, & a4 `. u/ } \7 } w5 P
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 0 ~$ ^) d' {7 H2 n3 l/ S' R; `
0 ] H# d h% `. v% Q( IUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ' z4 Y4 n/ a7 x( W F
" s2 N1 V& J" {0 f. k'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 7 \" [5 K- d; _" e0 w% x, {
9 G& S! N% r7 N# o5 Q4 ?The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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! b0 P9 d3 y h' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. & N5 W! w/ j9 R- f
! g2 b3 S& D* q! B, R'Well,' says the friend,
& y7 C/ N, R2 J8 |' V'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. i2 h5 }0 O; a
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, * g. M& y$ g( b4 ^+ Z: Q( i
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
! Z! B4 x, A* c& j7 k( w# O3 j: Z'How did you find that out? * } u8 E' O C$ [7 V/ \
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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( K g! h" O& ZThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
- K* s# n1 }; ^% q6 ~# D2 `'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
6 @4 h9 Z8 T' O# |' q'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 5 h- H) [. J( G9 L$ J |
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'4 U" H# L4 A+ T0 C
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today9 r3 m1 h$ e( e# P6 ?/ d6 w1 ~; @
give them one of yours |
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