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$ L+ J8 p M( bDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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7 d9 m. ?& o& _3 d8 a' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' : j2 Z# X$ {9 Y* P
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 6 u( Z& D1 k7 ~6 `# X7 e2 |- k
'It's not polite.'
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5 R0 J; d' t2 ]6 P/ D! M/ }4 H. h'OK', the little girl says,
# Y2 h+ W6 M* V6 C5 F; _( w'How much do you weigh?'
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& L" _1 |0 f; ~4 P" L/ j2 d'Now really,' the mother says,
# S6 h% V# l2 v! v0 b'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' * M4 t2 @5 Y* T9 m4 B3 X/ F- K
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 0 r- x, d) O0 H* P
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' / W' d$ T: V' |3 N9 B. e
# G. [6 C; _, }( Y; wThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 4 O* `) ^( y& ]9 E
9 q, T$ B& x7 {; \- w- [! J' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. T( j0 s' {2 i W t
9 T; ~2 n& o4 r1 _5 ?% i# n* l8 q0 I'Well,' says the friend, : W" `1 C9 b/ W6 K2 e9 n- M
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
/ p: F+ G3 j4 @. w# j1 x) C Z: CIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' / K# K8 y7 n8 } V" w# p
2 r0 r$ q3 [# I: `4 f tLater that night the little girl says to her mother, * \& H0 u( Y+ K; T4 a
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' $ c+ ^6 ^' M5 R* _! n' w3 w J
' k" P! Z. V" uThe mother is surprised and asks, 8 C% \; E! h& g/ F# e; I
'How did you find that out? 8 T. n3 G! u0 e' u B
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 6 ~/ ~3 r/ M9 x: J1 ?* H
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
, p9 p$ C T$ F e1 P; D'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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1 t6 b7 L( K5 Y H& I' ]# hIf you see someone without a smile today
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