Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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! r% ^4 _* H. ^! w; w- e* i5 D' wDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

( L6 P6 n) T% X, Q. Z: X4 R/ V$ M'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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" z2 C+ C7 q. A3 h8 W8 b, n7 Y/ c'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

0 ]  H# d  h% `. v% Q( IUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

" s2 N1 V& J" {0 f. k'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

9 G& S! N% r7 N# o5 Q4 ?The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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! b0 P9 d3 y  h' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

! g2 b3 S& D* q! B, R'Well,' says the friend,
& y7 C/ N, R2 J8 |' V'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
! Z! B4 x, A* c& j7 k( w# O3 j: Z'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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( K  g! h" O& ZThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
- K* s# n1 }; ^% q6 ~# D2 `'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
6 @4 h9 Z8 T' O# |' q'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller