Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

! \0 Q5 a5 |2 F# z! b'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

9 ~5 e. B9 b4 f' Z' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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( K: z: }& ?4 v, H'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
8 j6 n$ p" I& @'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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" r* v# q% Z6 P0 iThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: U+ \2 t0 b% J0 R7 J'How did you find that out?
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" Y+ P$ F* c) h; t( Z# T'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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' T& Q. e  ~1 P6 cThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 v5 ^: \2 T3 g. |9 Z, b3 ['How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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7 F" m! X& C: a9 O  i'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

  @5 ?) d: \! G& n8 D'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

  g; |3 T2 A% o+ ]& e'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller