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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ; z% G' M+ X* h9 v! h
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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! B: w6 l" l! ]5 d/ qA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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; Q8 c' A& y; H* n" \- x'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 3 m, r. {2 Z) ]. e7 { e
'It's not polite.' + m! S: R Y% m% b, T
% j4 K8 m- w. `) J) h0 Y$ h'OK', the little girl says,
) W$ t$ O- K4 j0 i'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
7 z& h! F7 f- T, Z& L'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 0 W) I( l5 C' g. p
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; p: `5 j- ^2 A5 R
& M* p( }* \) x& l# j% O- ]The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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4 e' `; t: Z* ^* r9 S. l' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, + w5 X: c; j$ H h% s/ c7 }
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. . H) i* u. g0 A1 W) ?$ U' o
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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) J+ t8 H- b2 i( t9 [' a( F& dLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 6 @$ S! s" a% d: l6 g
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' ) l7 j' B( k: M# h# a5 X
" f2 Q, J3 g" ?! C+ F. G! OThe mother is surprised and asks,
9 z0 z" l% N" ^# H! p8 m'How did you find that out? ( N2 W9 }$ Z/ D0 ^/ k# a
5 o* W" @1 G1 U( q' x: _! {8 J'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 6 ]9 r1 T( M4 P* \
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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& u$ D. ]( ?" G8 E1 O'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'0 L! { J# i8 q \' _2 r" r
( ]8 t& i9 t% _# u: Y3 G'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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