Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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; Z, G# p! n! R8 \. C; S' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

, c' K3 k$ e$ T+ ]0 ^'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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. I" H* w* X4 n'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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$ ^* T; H* G# L4 nUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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+ i5 S6 y) v' b/ O+ p8 |'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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- T1 n# a0 f6 X( B2 p& ]The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

$ N# |2 b( ?5 B$ e7 g/ r9 j' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
( Z* P+ P/ |+ ^3 j8 a" B" ['all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

( @- \6 [$ w: ^5 i* a- FThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

+ m9 N) P9 M2 |. I. I& b'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

7 T+ w* U# o; Y/ t9 v5 o/ YThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 U( h* _$ |3 v' Q( P& R3 E'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

. D( M! F+ T, E  X9 F/ M+ A'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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& ~& x. g/ d4 k, c" H9 E'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

% q  R( N6 v; n9 W) P0 z5 y'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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; `+ g8 G. T$ I8 e' ~  D4 c5 T5 u% XIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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