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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 4 @' ]1 d3 Q4 w0 m$ {$ N6 o
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
7 `% O* i- n1 q/ `. l# B8 q8 R 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# k5 U3 Y: k" S( t! P 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! & u; i4 g8 g8 k& f5 d
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
& D" y' Z2 N; j! m, b3 K( j 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
6 }8 f* _& M3 u: T+ j! Y% _ students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
( J9 w0 ^( E+ |7 d1 ~; S me: chemistry. . .
* C2 o) H6 w! a' A' s1 P 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
t6 `8 C3 j0 N! Z 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 6 s! A8 c. C C; E
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
" c( K% \) n0 z# [- _' m 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) , m* g5 U$ f. ?+ _1 [ @: |" l
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
) _% R. f/ K$ N4 r hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 8 ?+ W2 Z$ ~2 S
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
) Y4 o# t: t. g$ l$ B' n this time, a players on the answer in the.
" f% k" v' _( G/ L: c x+ e host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
, N& n! ?0 |+ @' X 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "' y9 b" ]" A4 g
13, when the school & N+ K9 r& t; \: {4 ?' a K
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "- [: `: t. h: W! o
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
: m9 P+ o1 m1 V5 B1 H: d3 E! N8 X you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 7 ~$ j# Y. r, H e- n# T
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "8 c/ m0 o. b7 Z1 i! \0 M
15, one bedroom
- E2 l6 n7 o9 g students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
1 Y& A( F( |3 c U4 k h3 ` results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
o2 b6 h: b0 K0 o 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" ) T5 U: }( }3 Q: q
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 4 |+ v2 b3 C% E
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
# c7 N( f8 M' Q3 P 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . / y( u4 s, d+ `/ z1 t
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
# G8 W$ W7 l6 M 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
2 V/ \* f) a5 G8 M) P- v2 `1 P. D 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" * w$ D! q/ F3 b y) |
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "# ?2 V, s; b, O; I3 E0 t# l
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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