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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh$ E! k1 }2 m& ~! [
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' @* X; \9 o; o 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 6 m( F' P# u" L6 I# e7 w% d" q
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
1 _$ Q; f* m. g( \$ z7 t( ^ 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
5 i g- |7 I5 q8 {3 {7 s" @5 t% ^ 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 4 o4 U- \3 E( X( {2 g. T8 G! H4 k
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ! W5 G' b0 `- w
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 8 l; x8 T7 M+ F4 ~6 ^/ Y
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
# O; Q5 {; h D' ]6 O& w. N me: chemistry. . . , y, J2 {, \5 C. z7 Z! S
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
& E+ j3 u, f9 N1 F% h) \, j 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
- r/ l/ r& C# e. _$ C, P 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
1 A/ u, D" j6 ]& ~' i 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
# U/ z" e! V) ?, a 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
; V: T% w' I" g$ e+ m hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
& k+ O0 M- X8 i9 ^/ g then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
) G/ p: r! F( d9 J6 T, [ this time, a players on the answer in the. 2 M9 v2 k% m; K7 r
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
; M3 w5 i/ p7 I( f/ \ 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
5 c2 r4 g" k N, L3 G 13, when the school 0 C t" e' G& F' |/ L
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "1 Y8 s$ p. a2 V2 q4 G! f( `
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "% d, z# i& ^: \7 E9 I
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 9 X9 C' n @/ G: ]3 L D3 t& @
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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2 C7 Z1 t$ c4 y6 W) \6 I# N) i% g students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" : H$ v3 @- k) T9 v
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." + Q% ]; O. l: q2 u" k# Q
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
. V8 [% s' M; T) q 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
/ B0 s( ]) N- i7 ? 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 6 E" o- O H+ B c5 q9 x3 X& Q: ~6 d
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
2 ~6 t. S/ C$ r0 ]2 F3 S/ N6 W 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. % u6 H7 B9 z0 d& j4 I% l
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
' g! R$ P' G! d5 j+ p. Q 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
8 g5 w' y: o# r 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "2 Z1 s) I. T- N" f
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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