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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 " A- V5 s+ Y# f" g/ s: M4 p7 J5 N+ Z8 \! `
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Redneck Yard Swing3 O/ {+ J) i, K! |- f& ?/ T9 M
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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" x& g% z: L1 x7 n, z; Z Redneck Cooler
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6 F {* \+ P$ z; a+ G How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
$ `. h' A3 r. l- f% ~ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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0 q) A9 o; I1 u9 d* U9 Y Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
( Y6 Z6 v. J( p/ Q' h0 N, U It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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' o- a/ z& g" ^& `% H Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
$ b6 d5 [5 B2 M 1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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# Z# E7 O- T/ V# k, f Who invented the toothbrush?. A( e9 ~8 H/ _0 Y0 v# X5 y- i$ r
A Redneck!!
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7 }; B- i) H. S8 t Redneck Time Out7 a4 l3 e3 \7 L6 g3 m* Q0 ?9 G) F
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) H& U7 e4 m( J Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' [1 {* v E' k! N7 J, U The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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( ^- X. ^% M! J, |1 P3 B A new Redneck law was just recently passed+ C% `9 w/ v7 C' w
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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) S: L* d% g! J- w4 y. a Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?) r5 q; r, C) @' A5 }; i! a+ b* S
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 168 G3 b3 y3 N6 U" j2 N, d
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That's all folks!
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