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5 K  x" [2 b* k7 f- [7 f( |, n A Redneck passed away and left his entire
, _: D0 r0 F' k' }  X  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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5 X! ]  C8 m" R Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
/ `  Z1 C9 J. H5 B9 ?0 S When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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0 e) C$ O/ |( G6 h; V9 C Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
4 q6 ^5 p6 L! @% F  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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: M6 P6 v, o, @) x* e" V# Y  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
/ K, ~6 K. e5 R6 V* B6 U2 i 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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: P3 C# W8 k! R. i2 n! W Who invented the toothbrush?
) f3 a, l7 Q) D3 m3 e# {    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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5 n& I' Y. _/ g$ |! `- W Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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$ w3 ?6 k8 m1 u) S Redneck Weenie Roast
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6 v- C# ]. Y) C% C; F A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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/ m- F9 b+ F/ v6 | A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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* W4 t2 }1 b0 F2 h5 _# A         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
. P8 u( f! p8 \2 v# V and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

8 m5 q; v! G, e3 Y  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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