Redneck

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, Y5 g4 X2 i9 h. Q A Redneck passed away and left his entire
0 R/ r5 k4 o- r- M9 f0 y  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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: f' o/ Y7 d1 }/ G' o. \# d How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
$ \' ?* U4 H! I9 C! C3 _ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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0 t8 l8 N: A! b Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 Y! |" j  l4 M1 y  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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/ l8 Y9 `- v5 `# E. `4 d Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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* D: g. B* L; n5 y2 ?& i$ o2 z7 O Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
; M6 \' L# P1 P  ?$ J$ X The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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) }( z. L% \( o+ N, T" G& o A new Redneck law was just recently passed
3 I% Q- ]1 t- L/ x) d$ @ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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& r9 a; m- I9 q, H& Y Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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: x; r% F. Y9 e1 [         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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* I4 ]& s% b' y A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25