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Redneck Yard Swing
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' W3 k6 T# |) q+ v; O9 ` A Redneck passed away and left his entire
- Y6 Q4 L2 R1 J' c/ ]' v- ~4 l4 H estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14., l' X- x1 X% p U+ e- Q3 o% T
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% u3 e. M3 z* L" x, Y0 B# p6 M How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
. h {* [' T2 [% a# T When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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& K8 _' b7 E: t7 E$ I: ?% p Redneck Cellar
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$ [4 U+ p$ r n# J- U Redneck Garden- W ?- {' g6 T( J, o
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8 m& p3 H0 F' z$ q- q Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
% u/ v# ?9 R/ B( O It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / j6 _8 b0 M1 P# G
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}3 k; y5 p4 `- v$ h ` Redneck Limo
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: |& x, h% @8 x9 c! I$ F Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:( V# K6 l6 h+ z1 B; D6 j- V3 q
1) The DNA is all the same+ }% k. }( u8 H% V/ D: m) v7 w
2) There are no dental records& @! C# D0 }' f& @7 M, H- Y
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' v1 k! d7 a# I% H. K Redneck Mailbox
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, ]# l" R( e. l: |, k. r( Y2 f Who invented the toothbrush?. C8 P) M* q% @* P- n9 ^, F7 h. u9 U
A Redneck!! 1 X9 |8 [9 F2 l3 G U* ^6 y
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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& [/ O8 O9 O4 A7 a7 E5 E) q& p2 E. j Redneck Time Out6 J, H$ ?" E4 t/ K+ g1 P8 a" i
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+ @7 x6 N3 L, P/ {# L- j- A Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?8 `" w3 w' b9 p0 Z7 {- L8 J3 A0 e
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years., Y7 H2 d; e$ p% P" h% X' N
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' D. h1 A/ Z& Y, b8 L* l7 m Redneck Weenie Roast ! N! q1 E% F$ x' N6 T- u2 i
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair9 T U$ @3 f ~5 ]- e/ c
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?' G: I1 z: j3 n# E) H
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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/ G- i7 J; N5 C A Redneck Thanksgiving
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. Q1 O. P; x! o: R4 f (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)- W5 ?2 n+ Y: h' @: v5 `) v. z' F" ]2 @$ N
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0 l6 e) R C6 e& d5 H A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16" X6 d9 R: U4 b3 w0 @
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .8 Z* ?3 }9 L* y n! m5 f- B. P
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ( ~9 J& F% H0 T
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$ j" W: f4 e9 f" Q A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...' ~8 I; P# M3 d0 J l. f ?; ?
! E8 K# s5 c5 p L9 w That's all folks! ' t' i3 S/ M* J5 r
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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