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Redneck Yard Swing
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7 ]0 i, z& l% O" q( X% L A Redneck passed away and left his entire
' r9 k) Y8 q6 a( d3 w) P$ ~ estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
) g* u" C' E5 }, j When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
: u/ M* B( A* V0 N& F It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Who invented the toothbrush?
9 [) h" |2 \9 e2 K1 w# r A Redneck!!
9 l q1 X) [; ~ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out& m) Z. t- m* x. K; [* W
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?4 V# r! T+ P, H) }0 }
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.9 k* w; M% q% _
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed3 G* n3 L- @; c, \7 c
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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% v5 j% k% O( z* `" A A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...- T* P2 o. ?2 e% `7 @* S
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