a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
5 ]; c; H' }8 Z( H/ a# F  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 Q. g6 H! m- W- _! C+ c" e  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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7 I0 L4 p5 r: W0 Q, X% s5 _  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
9 K# w) D  M+ K# V8 Z  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 h2 B& K. d! ?+ w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
- R2 u8 d; M4 n+ v; o* S. n  ]  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
9 T9 R1 |7 G+ k' q; K  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ B# u% M* H( c, m- P4 e  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. b$ N9 ~: K& t. p1 D* `1 Q9 M2 v  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ [! n, [9 M' ]! Y/ Q+ Q' W. X/ q  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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