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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to : b9 o7 l/ ]* ~/ I
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
6 c2 o$ q7 ^# _& b8 g( i1 w books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: |) l. y, S. p- B) [1 v& p lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 W, @+ c1 W& ^. D little left to be of any use?" 6 a1 r; Y4 l G( n+ ?! |" k
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
: Q/ S/ o1 \& `! f the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
, b7 E: E( l3 b' y bandages." , N! p/ D u F" ^ J
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 1 y, f) S, o4 w/ [! r# S5 c9 @% X
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
4 u. s4 C! l3 V* s. g7 @0 [ "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 1 I+ ?+ R" W0 M0 m
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
# m5 v2 ~* L- A. J trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
) T- `1 D+ k( q4 P3 ]* G6 E8 u the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ) b; R* a1 C, t& d& G/ v% g
plaster." , m8 h, y/ I1 L) l' }, i9 C$ H
) Z1 I5 n# ~5 [8 ]" L* ~) q "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
8 Y! I1 ~; k: d% x the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 4 Q# p/ b( X' V8 r
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 8 g% F* Z6 L- v" w2 x5 N0 m' M2 c
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 0 B. X' Z% K y& Z5 r/ r
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a ! Y* \* Z9 j% M; q' z& z+ }) w
year they send us a complete dick." |
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