a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! }7 B  q* n% C( f, b5 @+ u8 W  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& b  K$ G2 E5 x& p/ x; S  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 e$ ]1 K. ^8 T7 _. K  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 T: J- B) j( W. o$ q4 T; j5 Z8 d. F/ S  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% [  |' A, j9 u, X& v- ?: u) ^  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
1 Z; Q3 C% z, A* i( j  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" W1 B; S9 n( x' {: U0 c* H  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  x, u2 y1 X# N2 g  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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