a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 u; P/ [* [  [  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
( S' D) z- q4 R% p, v& l  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' D; i! ~6 S6 b3 @- P/ p* N1 H  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
4 l& a: ~+ L; R& P  R. R) E* D9 w  bandages."                                                               
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! v( Y8 D, k( b9 F3 t) L4 R  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) S" V( M8 s. J1 e8 ~  x  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* ^7 o5 d& T& N  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
1 B2 Q6 p* W7 ~  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) d8 ~) v, [0 S- ?0 _0 Q  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 v4 ^% ?! v- N! L5 D  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 Z9 l& D8 @3 u$ A  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 ]  s" |) `4 `% u- c  r( B' y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& @, n  v' Y2 f7 J; J4 O3 N  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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