a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
6 a( p$ `& n- H  z  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
7 K6 d: x; J5 |4 ^  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& L" M/ M& A* z4 I  S! Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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3 I% @, o* R& u! m  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: e. m4 }4 k0 P  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
% s/ H* I4 l' k1 [3 e7 o6 Q$ w; Y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# @# L# ]5 y3 n, H! Z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( m7 p3 `, l- `1 P7 U& g: D  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ |/ r6 u8 B/ p! v% p4 h  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; Y" n/ D4 K4 F2 \3 w& d  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" d" [0 }4 V2 ]( u" Y) S  [* o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, \$ q9 y0 `$ i- ?; Y: h' N  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 P7 E6 a6 Q( R( B2 g# T7 G  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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