a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
2 `: Y1 m) [; k# `% ^  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  v1 Z" K. |2 D2 N1 L3 _  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
! W0 c8 v4 E' X1 b  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 x6 r+ b  W. u0 n; E: d  M2 E  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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# S4 H. Q% R) t& m) q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
7 c( k0 ~* s/ J2 ?( ^. W; C6 V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  w9 q0 m! y* n( h4 n+ S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
! O& E( w, d2 ^# i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- }( T' P' ?+ g5 }) K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ A- z7 \/ G8 @! ]# l1 R( |8 s. ]7 K  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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