(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
% v$ @2 K( O) A/ P$ x5 i) _% B/ r  t清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
! ~% r8 K" F, h! X6 S老外：“hi.”
9 O5 }5 L" H0 W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
& j) }1 f. V4 u$ h9 v6 w7 d/ }老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
! s# I6 F" W' D; C# J% k2 O1 \  }前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
1 n, v+ ^; t0 F. E$ R, o3 g2 f/ ?0 ^can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
1 [  F4 W! U0 \9 b! M老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
) x& \+ y1 d$ m+ l; |前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

$ Y- K; ], d- @/ H. a+ w我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？