(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
' ]! ^9 `; w  h% U前台小姐：“hello.”
  V0 N' A" _% t" J1 \, V7 [3 B老外：“hi.”
, D0 F9 j9 o2 v9 J前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
* [( W2 ^/ k  h前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
) s' L3 X( W$ c7 f$ x5 b  S) N老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
) y: X' X# l  O" D- X4 o3 |" k% x前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" K% ~* C$ R" X老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
; p5 ?7 X- i, z& t& j前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
  r# N2 ^/ z' h, Q老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- X  ?; y/ l( e; t6 p1 h& H老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
9 X- J% z, E6 `& Q  V8 `冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？