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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较6 [& F' k) R- N2 u q9 `
清闲,面带微笑的:
' ]! ^9 `; w h% U前台小姐:“hello.”
V0 N' A" _% t" J1 \, V7 [3 B老外:“hi.”
, D0 F9 j9 o2 v9 J前台小姐:“you have what thing?”& W" W9 ]; _" P+ Y2 \+ w
老外:“can you speak english?”
* [( W2 ^/ k h前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
) s' L3 X( W$ c7 f$ x5 b S) N老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
) y: X' X# l O" D- X4 o3 |" k% x前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you7 e8 H5 z/ x+ F. R+ i
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
" K% ~* C$ R" X老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
; p5 ?7 X- i, z& t& j前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
r# N2 ^/ z' h, Q老外:“i want to speak to your head.” l! l5 y4 X2 Y5 s# p8 t( F
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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