(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
2 E% j( |# P2 O2 w% m& v清闲，面带微笑的：
+ _! K) L* D0 X6 [( t  K1 O/ [9 J. U前台小姐：“hello.”
) [: d+ R9 |  Q( l6 Z2 b4 l老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. r7 @6 q' r4 r( g; ^) a/ {老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
0 \$ ]5 w5 `! z4 I, s& ^& l前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
3 @- d" C. K$ G' e2 jcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
& n/ \3 P* Q6 x+ L- d& @老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
  W/ i/ B% h. ]/ x4 w/ P+ b/ S前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
0 N+ u$ G* t- X& V# B% d( z* \老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
7 q# ]' N  k' ~3 o老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
* W' f% O0 |/ s- d8 W0 Q  m冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 M0 B1 M: R" s我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？