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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
8 Q0 `/ s6 X; _% }+ g2 f' t- c white: how control?
& C& a4 f7 }, K" j6 l: y' q hackers: white with a Trojan
2 S3 O. L* c5 v% R! N! E:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
% d- T. N& Z  u hackers: Open your Task Manager
- k9 ~0 n% S: {+ t  z$ z white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
+ V! b5 M. R$ w( c  ~' B" P hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
; M1 M& A8 Y" R5 }& x2 u white: \;
+ ?4 u( c1 }* F( w  a Hacker: I have control of your computer 7 M2 ]0 T; R3 J: ?; _5 I
white: Oh
4 }6 V$ w: e2 _7 M hackers: a funk? ! Hey
+ q3 v( g$ Y: u; L& H white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 8 Y% j# z& n" `1 g
machine hackers:. . . . . . 6 T. E! \( x. c* l% `% @; R
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of 1 K8 q( E% C: D+ _5 d" ~
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
# t; z% {* m9 V  \ white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
% l: w' `2 r0 q9 B* } hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah 6 ^! ~) ^) N, U
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
- Z" l, n0 b  n- r! O, K hackers: ah
, J5 r( K& R$ b2 y white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 5 o6 V  K) w% t9 F# B- z2 B; ^
hackers: General is the 2 T& p+ R1 ^/ |- ~5 d& U* @
white: you can black out those sites?
, _7 E1 v( n, S2 {) u7 N: k) W3 e hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
3 z+ X7 @% N3 ?- {% c' T- q, m white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 9 v7 r- g4 S* }! U) J  k  X
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- A2 w" q1 S! O6 u+ D* b2 Z* u white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 6 r4 E# h* M2 N7 d4 I
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the + n* e) k# s) S: D2 D- g0 e
white: is not it, this is Brand
7 \4 N! Z% N" E2 O# ]( e Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a % }7 D2 c) o2 v: D# Z7 E" m- X4 C
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye % U2 {+ z3 G* m( [* r" u/ {

1 M- s+ w+ |! _( z$ W hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
( R0 d8 b: [4 _; W# y+ x white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? & H5 _( ?% G, D6 \
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
) N0 b" ]7 V- N. Q: A$ F  N! W white: I want to Please help a busy 0 F8 F! V  _7 h$ g8 ]) c$ H3 d
hacker: What?
2 {7 M& R0 I" ~, |( J7 \) U white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
4 a5 M' W) [! n+ y' w hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
7 }: P/ H% K' r& Y0 _1 J white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
4 P" d4 V2 U) H3 p, h hackers: die! ! # t, R6 c+ E6 S
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! # w, j1 P# j2 T! n
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
7 c' N/ e- O: O3 D& e, \# X  Q Hacker: I'm looking for something . B2 m5 P6 _' e6 y8 |
white: what I find here?
* {/ {! O. O* t. R hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 5 ?2 n; v( i6 A8 _6 v
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most hackers : I come! ! 7 O% M$ n  E: x. t3 S1 R
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+ d8 k0 c5 |7 J, o$ Z/ X hacker: how not to speak? , n5 x" S% L# ~; j
white: a bad mood , E+ m& D0 `8 f( a6 Y, K' y
hackers: Who bullied you? % n1 f) L* f9 e
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love + @3 G" {  Y7 q' x" j
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you % d0 t6 P; M/ E9 g$ Y5 t3 l% ?. n; A
white: do not get back
. \' \; f$ a* @5 | hackers: No, tell me what number?   e3 x2 `1 X" {9 u7 D% O( \
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! , ?- h5 U& j, h
hacker: how wrong? ! 5 `7 p  B5 d) g& g7 z- d- v' q
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! 0 J$ Y( A2 X7 G, o: ^% W, O
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
. M7 d8 J# h. c  k white: it does not work! ! ! ; B" n( g6 I7 h
hacker: how should you like? 5 H# N- ~0 Y. a# f
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
8 Y) I6 ]: q$ ^7 u+ S4 q2 g! L white: what
, c4 v! T% a7 p; ~1 L) S" |, S7 A hackers: I go to the forums posted the top + ]9 f4 D) ?- J' M( L
white: This very common ah : p3 R* \% _8 \- B* o$ o
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent # f/ _0 X4 V$ _1 j
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
% X1 ^2 }! v! e( n% w4 m% e7 O# U7 ~ Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
7 W7 X% H) v6 d1 x" i white: this is also fun? !
9 N6 ^/ h8 G4 h' L& t Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 9 r/ j9 U, l) j4 y3 c! X4 L
white: you are pro? ' o, ?/ Z, y/ P9 Y, k* p
hackers: You can say it.
9 D: b  I6 |% R# v white: to what extent high?
! x' f/ n( Z( V6 _& {4 s hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
$ o6 S: F. H' ~# L6 w white black: Ah, this I will!
) T/ S0 A2 B/ p* m" F hacker :#?%! You can? !
: d3 Y/ Q0 o" w2 r white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
1 m( b  \! p4 U+ u( d; [6 M% Q hackers: Go! ( A4 f1 h7 g# q* A$ Q$ U1 E3 k
white: Ask your question
- Y9 A' h. `2 H. D7 L hacker: says
5 R& a/ f) ?. L1 {8 S white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
4 m& {7 C* M* N1 }$ X" Z Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
7 F7 W4 M2 @: f white: no networking is also OK?
8 a0 D' K  n! ], q$ {: m2 b$ _2 R hackers:. . . . . . .
/ g) Q& \& J( [/ M9 k white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
& q9 m- B& C9 P" L( T" ~( K* V hackers:. . . . . . . . - z# j: L2 ?4 b8 e8 d
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 1 G. A, [* I8 z" i4 b& `
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
1 [. K) o% b- B$ f white wash: my computer is broken
, V9 o# P1 C# r2 m0 K3 M hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
$ p8 o% H- G6 e white: that is, you bully me ' ~  m2 q* j1 D  Q9 g
hackers: No ah - S' ?/ L2 u/ m4 D; _
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 4 L, b  ^& \( ?% D7 s: ^8 E. ~6 b
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ + t$ {2 Q, l* B' _1 a, e; f5 J
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
/ x( K& }/ u: t$ _4 }+ { Hackers: should be able to ! a  M! f$ z3 u2 O* {+ |3 `
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
5 {5 N  ^% \( R hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 2 {& U" e% \+ [) x
white: of course, \!
( _: m4 O+ y# `# A! I! g& M% L; x hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! $ y) K6 X( y- W( q; k' ]' ^

! |2 i% f- b/ |; ~! f white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
7 z+ `8 w  w9 S3 @ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
2 H- Z& Q& {) B white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? , r6 y# S& S2 Y+ k8 h: V7 q, ?. i
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
* A7 n2 o4 R+ P4 d white: that problem, you can solve it . Y/ e! h: q  t$ L# J
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 3 T' V! w+ T$ V: a
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
  l' R, z7 D7 {) ] a hacker:. . . . I excused
3 H) J" B4 V8 @6 a( c7 T6 O white: we see meet you?
% j/ n; J7 A3 a. J: \. A hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see + {* T7 d* r# o8 ?, F  n
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
4 G3 m* e1 t' N' v$ ?- @7 c+ i Hacker: Oh, what you think?
+ B- E% a- A7 v, i- s white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights ! P5 [+ i# A- X0 p1 S( P
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!   i! r& m) Y8 v+ F
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~   O$ ?6 Z7 k: q3 G0 p
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
" g# X8 ?7 k0 a) ~, g, B0 ~ hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
' y2 r# h6 c+ |% ?7 _ white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
! S) X; l" I! {7 A, K9 C hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
* T$ x$ D' O& _" h; ~3 U  ` white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 7 Z: j& K( e! R( _, G( \+ u
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 0 G$ X) _% F1 I. `4 I
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 5 c5 U2 o6 M/ j" Y+ ?
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 1 [' ~) d4 g) t6 L
hackers: No wonder, only used
. u2 g. E5 n6 n0 I. x7 r9 k white: no you're curious about the place?
; P9 p  G6 O* l: t! P- x hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes % w% w9 X& G8 ]# V3 h* O

8 ~( N9 I- e* N3 U5 n/ Z white: I would like to control your computer
: r6 e: v" r' s8 j9 M3 m( o# t Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad , {! i' i  O$ m+ m4 O5 `( U* c) |+ v- E' G
white: This is not fair! !   q  f  M9 Z2 v5 c4 D) y# g! R* |; v
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the . M# G) ^: u5 S3 v2 [% n3 H1 z/ L
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . ! O7 v) R" [9 }: B# r$ D0 m
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
4 z; x* T1 P# f* l7 s% p% G Hacker: I'm white
1 c# y7 G! z& o* C9 n us again: This is probably the last time we met the
0 b$ u$ s1 u9 Y+ s- P" o4 z% J Hacker: Oh? What happened? 6 y- \3 C7 ?; k* ?
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! " x2 O4 o7 i/ B. N  H7 Q$ v
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye * r. V& A5 U# ]4 i: ]5 v: ]/ Q% q2 S; N
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!   d& e" U% o. J
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 1 l; h+ t" I  E' e
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
# A6 r+ ^9 n  l  E white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
/ B# f; q; v. X' N hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
$ ?5 `) r9 E! C: B* I# d white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power . w' T* ~# W3 m* r
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
0 d7 j; P- E6 N9 s white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 4 T" t# F. Q- d& i8 C! k! ^
white: You are not really powerful
1 I& O9 {, H6 @% z" q hackers: so-so friends , R$ b5 V2 {4 p. [; y
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
7 g2 b9 d6 y7 j+ \# k1 R hackers: this place is difficult! You wait $ p8 B* W0 k0 T& E4 y
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it : {' ]) i+ j8 @. Q' E$ f& D; G$ o, @
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
5 g/ R9 s& Q3 C5 I) a( ` hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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