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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 1 k6 y+ j; ~3 h( n
white: how control?
0 i8 r7 d0 {6 ^. n5 b7 M hackers: white with a Trojan
, t$ M3 Q, _8 j2 M:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
4 ~1 j6 E. n0 x+ M" y5 f hackers: Open your Task Manager - O+ O$ [; F0 p! A$ l+ H. h
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? . C8 M+ ^& i1 d  L6 F$ D  {
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
$ s2 a* V( y4 k9 w6 j! R: j white: \;
' Y! y# G# ~( C* |+ r6 x Hacker: I have control of your computer
( z# l9 ]% ~' E# v0 v1 r) M) K% {4 u! V white: Oh 4 d# B0 g: K7 o
hackers: a funk? ! Hey : N5 f' o6 y' ^8 q% M
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
" Q, T: p  `+ _8 M4 Z! _ machine hackers:. . . . . .
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( v( i% A9 D5 G white: how do you always in my computer and out of . I5 T* t$ x* m3 j" \9 t
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
. ?: z+ W/ C- [' w0 n+ v, g5 A white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
. G+ B+ ?2 X0 `; { hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
/ w- O3 B; m7 ]$ v hackers: ah : @, l( j- |4 C- Z
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
, F" Z$ |7 e* W. N hackers: General is the - {/ `+ o8 M7 |9 n( J
white: you can black out those sites?
3 @3 c& b/ R1 B hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
" n  T( F! [+ A1 ?* U& W  _ white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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) l1 N2 n4 l+ @: `& L white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
& {6 \5 M6 V8 x. P+ |. V4 Q( Z! h hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
) r  W$ f$ s4 m- `7 V+ G white: is not it, this is Brand
2 f* f7 p( s: k5 `9 n# T0 |8 K# F Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
5 C: Y7 l1 T3 S$ H. G7 y( y8 b white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
8 y2 w2 r3 b, _1 {. t white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 0 v( h; i& o+ Y1 G
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me ' O5 j+ v! n$ T. Q1 k: ?5 S
white: I want to Please help a busy 1 Z$ k( g0 b+ O: m
hacker: What?
- u" B8 c+ v$ ] white: you can not modify the point into the power system data & t9 S; {' e$ w. G: U4 }8 t
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
" e- Z& ~' ~7 L6 b$ }  c2 o white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . + {3 `. S$ ^$ e4 z
hackers: die! ! 2 ?/ g! [, w4 s/ ~, g7 V
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
1 k' G) r7 n. S  |6 V5 x white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
8 y" `1 a( @; k9 |" j* R- T Hacker: I'm looking for something
. `* W8 w9 ]# c9 w/ `1 T6 G, t white: what I find here?
0 e4 X" l" ?4 c. F! \ hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! 1 H9 k) u0 Z& i, Q. J
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hacker: how not to speak?
# w/ z' O$ ]7 R9 ] white: a bad mood 3 K1 d9 X  @# p2 e! g9 c, \- R
hackers: Who bullied you?
7 ^* w( |) s3 G4 y0 l+ m white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
, \0 v! A- Y6 e( t4 Z; C Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
9 W1 Q3 q% J$ b3 |/ c white: do not get back 7 o4 B- k4 f3 r( `8 R9 ^
hackers: No, tell me what number?
: w6 G3 c5 `$ s+ o' y! }4 z$ r4 t$ _ white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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$ E7 v& s$ B* d5 G! X# j white: you gave me out! ! ! !
8 X8 k, m' p& m1 i2 Q+ | hacker: how wrong? ! 1 g8 C6 J! I' r) K
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! / M" \+ n0 ~5 L, R
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
  S# Y2 u. S! s3 U white: it does not work! ! !
' [" ~1 E+ W6 n- R3 ]' E0 D* \( v7 q hacker: how should you like? 7 x  Z# o! R0 \! v8 A
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
7 H$ y- N! S+ x  l white: what 4 k( M7 E! M) x) h  Z5 x  j
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
( f& ^/ ]6 C2 n6 z% t white: This very common ah - v4 C$ ?2 h3 i1 Q0 s% y
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent ! K9 X0 |- G# S: N
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!   W- g; |7 f. V$ J
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 2 v/ V! k% ?9 j/ D$ f
white: this is also fun? !
0 T5 T1 t/ a' H3 B* \ Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID . b0 W+ \2 p6 G/ a! R+ ?8 l+ o9 b
white: you are pro? 6 T& G; A( z3 _& @
hackers: You can say it. , F" `" y3 R" p& K( L( @
white: to what extent high?
  N! i  Y# k3 |$ Y hackers: ah, I am bored when their own 7 G' ?) O) K0 m: a: {/ r# S& v
white black: Ah, this I will! 3 L5 D5 U3 {' m% E4 S3 l% D
hacker :#?%! You can? !
: Q& ^! I% a% b! H white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . ; L9 O% D. ]$ q/ R1 i1 i2 h% m
hackers: Go!
/ i$ r/ y: _: E! z1 s9 G* M; D% i# T white: Ask your question
# M* p& F7 Q+ O' u/ ^ hacker: says & q8 i' K& y7 C4 ~+ G
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? ( Q2 j5 v0 [3 t% ^+ P4 t  k8 l
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . ! ]& s  i9 h0 W; L. `0 w: B
white: no networking is also OK?
" O$ G' H, }5 {9 {+ d* K hackers:. . . . . . .
/ R9 `# h9 h3 ]$ i/ Q& }8 l white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? + h# ~, i: g9 g8 Q( ^7 [- v% f
hackers:. . . . . . . . - w- G/ S2 T  s
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
, j1 k! E, \# j6 h, ^5 I hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
2 s" w) r$ |! \; H  s0 i white wash: my computer is broken
6 d- G8 t6 L* y) p% e) z# Z hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
- r" j6 o1 u5 R white: that is, you bully me - s& F* b5 c8 s! a  i0 w
hackers: No ah - y- w/ ?- }: v- X$ c+ T0 w7 f
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! . m/ o4 b9 }0 q; n6 b/ {/ B
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
$ n, @+ B+ I9 d0 z# C white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
1 y- x& {7 K( l! `5 x4 k Hackers: should be able to 2 b! ]) n) G* j% X2 o7 Q
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? / g0 b9 |9 ]( R1 v% v9 }& F$ n! ^
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 3 F! f" C  Z/ H+ t! I
white: of course, \! 7 t0 |" ?; G* v+ Y/ g8 i% D1 H
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !   I- `& E: R4 h$ ]! Z

, R3 }) ~( C9 y! E- \+ m* g: L  | white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
8 k7 [0 f& `7 p' [. c9 ]8 ?! E hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
9 a/ w3 T; v8 F. T: w white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
9 h! l- a) |' C! s( Y: m+ r( \* F hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
$ Y9 R! H+ @) r3 }! c white: that problem, you can solve it
1 Q5 @+ f, O6 {* d5 D7 D hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 1 j4 B% G6 j( m4 b- J0 V9 E' r
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
9 S) j! q0 G4 }( D  E: K a hacker:. . . . I excused
  a& m) i4 L* V% [- }0 ? white: we see meet you?
# u' q( @/ G2 n6 [ hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see ; K4 q' K3 f& e9 A- T
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to ! n2 b0 U1 A2 C3 X) E
Hacker: Oh, what you think? $ y4 K( s7 a. z- W
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
" e5 `9 }* S5 R& K hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ( G7 m! I9 J4 ~
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
  ?2 Q1 l. s0 Z( W7 k5 L white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? * L& u8 N4 ?2 @) n
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in % Y; G: Z& _  i! |5 B1 h5 f
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
! `8 G4 h2 g0 o hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 0 i! r' v1 D. K2 H$ T- L: }
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
6 Z) l' u! y5 t  \ hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
& b6 ^4 x" G1 A1 L white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
( |3 c9 W# m) O- }5 W white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
5 L) r$ G2 `, D  r2 w9 B hackers: No wonder, only used
# f% q$ l+ K9 N" D8 N white: no you're curious about the place?
+ g/ M( k& B  Y hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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% R3 C2 ^0 y1 m  j7 L white: I would like to control your computer
, x7 u9 o1 G8 J5 N& D' K, d Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
! Q/ F1 o7 ~6 U9 S, j0 ~, s8 L white: This is not fair! ! + d+ v( y, B! r9 N0 S
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the # a1 q* t: @# F' U5 y( M+ @
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . ( u( ?7 [* K' Q% k+ E
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 8 ?3 {  w- `. Z! d. L0 b
Hacker: I'm white 5 X, r' z: @. L) H& e  r) [- ]
us again: This is probably the last time we met the   x  t6 G$ U( V+ e) h
Hacker: Oh? What happened? , f6 F* a4 b$ R0 K
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
; V, s1 ^5 M4 W0 ^! _- F; j8 N3 U  I hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye - m' A1 l7 Q7 A) Y# q. B9 R1 @
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
0 b; H( f9 }0 ~ hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
/ m( S7 W, J. J" W+ J* l9 N hackers: so late, and how not offline?
4 X0 U: X! X8 F) u+ m. p white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
& f/ e* T& a) z- n& o hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
4 B6 n% Z0 B2 i. x  v white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ; N4 j# Q9 C0 L
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \! S9 [5 ]4 x  Y& _
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 6 o2 G& s  D- _+ D. Q
white: You are not really powerful
& o) `7 J9 t# m- B8 n; T7 i' d7 c hackers: so-so friends
3 V. J% U6 J- B/ W7 L white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. , G( G; ?$ u; g! u; h* [' X+ i
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
, h& R4 w" E/ I1 _- G* L hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
1 P9 F5 n7 ~) |, t/ M% [3 r5 i4 n white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
- R+ S7 F$ l5 {$ v1 v6 @# I4 H4 E hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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