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40-ish = 49
6 ^+ N: o* P2 m$ Z3 UAdventurous = Slept with everyone
* @* A; `% c) ~, O$ F# SAthletic = No boobs0 y; E- o& n0 _: f2 b5 L, T
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
' W3 V0 r- G; o; L# v0 lBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
- h8 R! O$ x7 Z, ^* G3 {1 @Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
0 b2 b" L# |8 |- t+ IEmotionally Secure = On medication
/ n1 p! z, @/ |2 I2 ~3 yFeminist = Fat, hates men, A: j! R2 }5 k( p
Free Spirit = Junkie
) p: f! ^% v, q$ o, mFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person
! A+ s0 |( X4 @# J/ Z: D. iFun = Annoying
$ a) U, \( @! ]& c: @, mNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places- S6 O, _+ s9 o% x& Z, H
Open Minded = Desperate
, \6 v/ W& @! F) Z) Z9 U" fOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing9 N8 p6 a d1 i% d3 b
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk$ ?5 o0 W0 ^ }( n
Professional = Bitch
' ?& D. Q$ j4 {# d- T+ s* Q) U/ GVoluptuous = Very Fat
0 q4 `/ M( X* r3 oLarge Frame = Hugely Fat
* o$ A% k; m1 h$ U! N2 R& RNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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