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What it really means:
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! v* _2 o7 \0 V1 j40-ish = 49/ r, {* {' z2 l% F2 P( w4 z1 e
Adventurous = Slept with everyone* K2 h, {6 D1 V+ {1 T: k
Athletic = No boobs- X1 c! o- _: ~9 K
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
: T3 }/ g# t9 U' t" |" pBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
; z1 Q ^3 J# R" u( g5 OContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
u* S" r; G4 a2 J' rEmotionally Secure = On medication5 V* A' `! R8 Q" p* n' P
Feminist = Fat, hates men* {" y* g9 D, S( [( w1 s* e' F
Free Spirit = Junkie
) w9 G2 G, S: a, |Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
6 i7 }# [ o3 R3 _& A& d+ S9 DFun = Annoying
; i- ~( y k+ M) x) [New Age = Body hair in the wrong places2 J) }" b& V2 t$ d! j/ {
Open Minded = Desperate
: u# s! G5 Y, I$ L8 R' x" e. `Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing% v0 J2 o5 {8 E' V
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk5 s- @1 `$ }5 S" R# `( d" X
Professional = Bitch
, F; p9 y, p4 ^' \6 Y/ |Voluptuous = Very Fat* q5 {2 c0 j8 X. `% N
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
$ X) |* z1 f2 ~ o5 h1 A$ [Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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