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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
& @3 c+ @! G. k0 g% [2 r0 ~his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
0 M3 M8 D1 @. |7 z1 x# @" hdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
. K! ?; Y+ y# _9 ybrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked. ?4 }* e& D# @1 S
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,* N6 U) S" u9 G# _
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
# u6 i! H9 O# P9 W4 u9 _except... ahhh... never mind."
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2 i5 l) G" B6 k4 G3 o6 \& | "Except what?" the man asked.. b* B5 f9 M/ ^# K" h1 c* U: e, K* h
"Nothing, nothing."
& E/ S: n0 s% D+ Z R7 b. y "C'mon, tell me!"
1 A- E }: ~ v( n' L0 j "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."! L6 n+ f( P: C+ g2 _2 l+ G& ]* @
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied., {5 H1 R' Q- N' i: Z
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."$ H; E, l4 D3 D- ^
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
) v8 l1 {' k; `carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
3 `3 V4 E$ w( O+ N7 Yordinary-looking black dildo.
0 n( e4 x) }+ i7 g V5 f1 J The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"0 f7 s, ]$ s# o _/ Q4 q V ~
: Q0 B& E6 a3 T7 P: T The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
& z3 f/ w( C& c0 }4 Y1 t( v' Y* dman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
2 W& M) \' C* p* Z9 F! }; J9 {0 @& G VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
0 E6 _% L# D8 i1 X$ B, t( Hscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 6 r ~# Y" P! c) c
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
* ?( k, X; t3 s. _/ O; @"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
# ^7 u4 J* W9 ]) D: W/ hthe box and lay there, quiet once again.* X6 ~2 ?% Q) N" Z) \. M% j' I
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
1 {1 {2 b* r% B, Rwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took; `. f9 p& h- N, N4 h& O4 F
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 4 ]% y- y7 W2 y4 t( c) l# L- u
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
& W9 o$ i0 ~; o7 J, C8 ^4 ?satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.9 i1 Y; b1 A: _4 W
/ q# v- ?4 e- R) X6 } After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
+ J. p% X+ ]8 rthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
N/ o- e" u: {2 X, p! I+ {remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
. U. p3 g, Q/ b! ?"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
% x4 L8 w6 m5 V; Ygreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
8 i) v1 i3 c& b- s+ }' n# y' t: A6 jdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her j. W- v, l7 L- Y- j0 U
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried/ a G5 B; _. R& V: {
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick; h9 c. E! D. `; q' Z
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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h, x5 @% a/ ^2 W7 h1 h" J: T Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive; I: F4 m* J8 w$ R
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
" `" g L! n! G% etraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
2 v, Z2 N1 S5 u# {thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
* h2 K O2 z6 T9 f: J0 yflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how+ M* G0 b6 v; z ^) R( D
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
, d. v% S# r9 `* a P, H8 ^2 F! Ghadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick." `* D( i5 v# |$ N7 m; _
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
4 T" W4 J" Q, N* l: }* ]) ^lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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