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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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D2 r4 }2 X3 ] X1 Y/ G1 ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece) n' m: e$ W! a$ r
7 m$ e4 j8 U! J( l; C( VA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ' C0 B2 a) x4 a {+ P
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 9 N1 I' K1 {: _' ~ S
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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/ Q. i; x! G+ x1 c- {7 {The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - o0 ]0 }5 O% i0 ]
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 2 k4 [5 [6 j# z* E7 u/ p2 l
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
x9 h& d1 B8 e RLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. I/ K' B' {' Y' F w+ R& n
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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# g' ~: L: o7 m( m( D"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 4 g$ L3 ?3 v R7 J3 I$ d( L
% ?/ G1 }% n4 Y9 GShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 9 n9 B) q% j7 _. r
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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+ ]3 P: N( @8 h1 ?1 \Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 5 [4 L" |5 h2 {, W+ |' w
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