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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。+ B9 s" k( ]) G, x: j* e; Q8 u2 k3 ]
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 9 M7 N. m( ~0 N
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. # o/ m: y, e3 E# K, a- n4 l }
5 D+ d3 D* F# @( X, z8 xThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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) G/ {; [* A- B8 b3 bThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 5 N9 T+ r) `( H+ U4 N! v+ z7 y
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 4 {( o4 s- ]7 F/ _* B$ Z+ \
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. : W/ p; w+ s- C! u9 C
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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' c: I2 ?. G! b3 b"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 3 S1 i5 N6 n) i- \
4 u# @( H( E* e& e. `' z: UMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. R/ Q9 w) \- p9 [; d. ]
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& L1 a* h+ W Y( h( C% |' J9 V"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ) n$ U: U6 ^. T% {
7 p$ o6 K; n9 \; dHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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: H1 l, `+ X. L% xA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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