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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ! A) k# I! N2 M
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ) A, p7 h4 P; w- Y, N, }
) j& k f& N kHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. - l" e4 a6 b7 _9 g3 C
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 7 u( i, A" q. x4 d. z8 |
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. # q" {3 v- q+ Z, o- h/ j. K" u
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 3 f. k- Z* D6 e7 l9 f
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 0 O' C0 p- `, b2 t- y
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * g3 P1 M6 [2 u. L, z/ M6 d2 s/ A- D
" G5 p" N3 s! U' x9 L0 nShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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( w6 _# D4 a8 L7 N4 c7 `5 SMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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! `. l4 Q7 n- n5 i) Q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 7 i N2 T! [/ K) s0 t6 @% G
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 0 t/ _% ?3 D9 [% Q) f4 W' y, g v3 {
. w2 J7 }6 b# N6 r+ zHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. + H* i( A; J% l4 S$ F2 \
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. % v S B1 ?8 r3 h ^
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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