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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece! I* m% `; c7 G/ U" R, J
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. # f9 y, {/ a' z1 @2 x/ M3 K
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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. D, a! q" P+ F! y! h4 ?. @/ AThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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5 n s# M4 q: M& @/ pThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
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A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 5 H) k7 P4 _. J9 N$ l% e
) H0 X/ n% n& f/ e, u$ IShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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# r8 S% B; Q9 M7 [8 E& q! y8 {. LMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 1 N6 G6 S/ t8 b: i( k. t6 U# E
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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! O0 C0 z' s& q0 ~"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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