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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 1 d: I/ p- `+ h+ y' Z
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, G- B# M+ _ D; q( D8 `He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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" B3 V' O( b2 ]* v, GThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
1 l: F' C8 X# Z9 |/ [7 y$ R5 WLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
1 M, Y' X4 b; M, E( U: sA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 6 u& W* \# @) q$ J% m" R$ M
, D, |: z" Z4 ?! T. Y0 z9 u$ H: ?"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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1 T( A5 C R6 E( L5 DShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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, e* r5 z: W1 F% j- N4 T, kMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. z8 z' u1 [3 i( a, ~0 [4 C% t
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2 H; t0 K; H% q# {) q: a$ x( H"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ( d7 y0 S7 U# q8 ]
4 C [! l, }6 G' ]Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ! }7 B4 Z4 X4 ~' y$ N
; O" i* ^4 i" M0 b- @A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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