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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。5 c4 d" j* P) @# [1 L( y. Y
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece# o. }: B, h+ B$ v, \4 v0 | e
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
# q0 j6 ?! k, d6 i# J6 g8 G1 v) TThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; }! ~0 f% I& f) d2 AThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 6 M- ]# G6 ^/ |/ }" j0 C
: D/ Q" D6 g! s+ s( H$ h* M8 Q3 KThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 5 B/ j+ O# H5 z1 r5 q5 t' b) [& a" w
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 0 k% V- c' w/ q6 C$ _
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
. M! T# Q' k6 ~! qA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. / e2 w6 h& U" O& g( X
0 P0 w3 O' G$ L"But it's not for me to question his story.
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, ?* y" t6 ^4 d5 ?# w+ x6 W! a, T/ h& M"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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9 s8 }+ b& v" Q6 S, x' d# lMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ; {, [5 w% c3 z5 ^: t+ d
, P0 ]3 [4 A# a2 D5 O; r2 ^" c"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 \ D9 \& l0 _8 q
' [* Z; e# J* X2 S% s' L4 ]( uHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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