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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece3 e' f7 e7 b b2 G+ {$ Y8 s
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
+ d& {4 j& l" aThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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R8 w2 x; X4 |5 h/ t$ Z" D9 l" fThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
4 A+ y6 D2 I8 ELike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 o. ]& v$ C4 S! Y# w* T
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. - l4 O9 |" h! Y& P, d" d' w: }1 s! u
& n* c& a6 @$ o% H" [' Y9 r4 p4 h"But it's not for me to question his story.
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' @: \ T) R4 ]" |* M5 _0 M"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 1 ?; T" m" x# N
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. - Q* N C2 f' L; H3 A$ {
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ! b q9 y8 M' Y& J4 P
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. # ~' D# z _1 w4 G1 {+ H
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. # O. J/ X- M0 L% M8 ^
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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