信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

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4 ]; F; ~. ?0 v3 K1 A" tA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

- }$ T. H- o4 w  S* A* iHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

7 g& u( P& {6 R0 b; EThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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4 W- t# }" S( h0 oThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

( v" [1 E, k" g9 R$ d7 U; v5 M% xOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

8 o. |6 e( k' q3 }4 V"But it's not for me to question his story.

( }( K# N( }5 v0 H4 r3 p% I! J"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

) I) M. Z1 \$ p0 k  I2 t3 xMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.

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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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5 x2 X( W* O9 @/ r/ E7 A+ Y  cHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

5 E  L  w4 n6 ~( U# e1 C  a% vA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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/ [# f% y' ~  T0 N* N# r"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

: q) R: E2 @" s  @) oGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。