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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece: L, C8 d# l& V- ^7 Y9 V
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. + B' L0 q3 q2 Y M, F. }; e, Q
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. $ y& u& L+ }1 A2 e+ k8 K$ F
; C9 J$ w& V3 t# n% W7 j1 C- kHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
g. k: [$ r j' ~' ]1 ILike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
3 V4 K3 m: P. P" _3 FA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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R* ?( f3 u5 ]8 U' J"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ! Q: P& b- Y% N7 o4 F; C& O5 C
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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; f, B* i6 @* M: @1 MMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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) h7 \0 A$ f1 y, A c7 F% n+ a"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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$ O% s5 O, n- ]/ [7 `8 oHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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! T+ T# R# o- M2 ^A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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: L9 ^* n4 G5 K6 f- t) T5 ["But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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