Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
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>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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# j9 d3 v5 h& k; x. q. u8 \>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 H2 T( V6 ^# w! ?>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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" N4 q& O4 C/ E. K. J>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 D% {9 J* ]- x7 L$ s4 `- R>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
9 J* p7 c$ L$ U. ?>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
: d6 F& E' c; d1 g2 _7 o: I>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
( N% \( g, [$ a: h6 Q) V; O>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. S* H4 A5 `4 ~7 s7 Q1 Z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
4 i1 m+ h1 l( _* k. @8 z$ ~8 Q>> nothing happens.
1 D! j# _2 W$ m>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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1 Y5 ]$ i2 \6 t* k( F* }6 J>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
7 h( o5 n  U/ ~& m>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 G( J+ J$ }7 Y: ?6 k>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; J9 s' z. i# O0 r8 a>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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1 h4 q+ h* I2 Q& u>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
5 o' ?) B8 D  w, p+ t>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
7 j* J. }* A( e9 T) k>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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; x5 ~% j% |) r5 l+ d* p0 S& _) o>>             ARAB WOMEN:
4 p) f" j2 C4 W, r+ S>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
; O) t" _. E1 {) [$ d>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 p! Q6 h: ^; O5 K" U! z>>             No third date.