Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 x8 \- [5 c% d+ d9 s6 K% S>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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- R! w0 _! v. [0 u) p>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 j4 [. x8 M; \+ A" L! X3 u3 L>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
5 ]+ ^1 K$ s+ x( L  n. O>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
5 [; D* M: `6 e' L, z! w>> restaurant.
8 k' {) _5 g) o; @>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
- F4 F4 O7 @/ B4 Q6 @+ I; i>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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$ e$ d9 `" [: \; V* C6 P>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
6 [4 x) D1 D+ c6 {% q>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) D& O7 Q) z0 O>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
) X& a! _& E; z0 c>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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8 b. k4 d  S# \5 f2 p>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
, O8 i/ |* |' C* H>>             First date: Meet her parents.
0 `! C" G7 n+ ~1 b* F# ?>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ s' Y7 \* _2 M7 L: n5 j>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
1 ~9 o* c6 w6 d5 i>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& R7 C3 o8 c. ^1 J" `! a4 R" w  m7 K$ E, S>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
+ b$ V& c) g" e1 e2 F2 ~% g>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% D0 P9 o& u; {. o$ z. t% k>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
' v# R8 M$ }7 j# R>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" C, C4 N4 d; P>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
/ Z1 O, S9 }. p% u>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
8 W. Z3 c; \+ u; ]father,
! w4 U1 S9 ^) q- S8 J$ p9 }>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
0 J2 u$ e: a4 R. C# E>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
% h  q8 _2 h* d2 ~8 s. ]>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
9 T: l4 a8 L+ O8 K: m>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ r( }  B3 ?0 H% Q>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
  ~- a: r( z% `4 O5 P4 H0 S, b>>             No third date.