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>> WHITE WOMEN:
) i0 H c* ]6 a& O' B- o! r" B2 o>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.# g' W2 B, m( F- L: K
>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the - g/ l2 P4 ~4 \/ x
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>> position.
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>> IRISH WOMEN:; V9 e" C% H/ x5 x0 X" {
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! }/ p4 o' D1 M6 r& Y>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 B/ B. S6 {- e" _* B) o>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.8 H. h- K$ j0 `4 @3 w1 b. Z
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8 ^6 v) i g4 b# G>> ITALIAN WOMEN: S4 d0 Y- e1 N! J( l5 c
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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2 Q; s+ y1 j; @6 K8 s7 h>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes & J3 b) s" A4 b, U
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>> & meatballs.
; v0 z. z' i2 J6 Y# i$ m>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & ~8 Z( u9 @5 f! j) @
insists on
; L# P3 _. Q2 B) d9 R; r>> a 3-carat ring.
/ Z4 h/ d- Q& j; ?7 h>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
) c" g5 x" e: `>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:
1 g% { j& [ z, l0 D' L>> First Date: You get terrific head.
. U" W5 C8 f9 r$ o( |+ m. d>> Second Date: You get even more great head.+ y( }1 u$ y- Z
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 1 X& f/ J: s) Y( T+ b
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>> again.
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
* p, Z2 R& w9 L G: `. v>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
) r1 P! x% i( \2 A( y>> nothing happens.
: }; K6 G' w# w% u, I" x2 @( C>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. ; M6 O0 h- Q/ F% R; Q6 P
>> Nothing happens again.
% k! j7 D$ \9 s% ^2 D>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.! R$ j+ b1 h0 l5 E; G
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* ]: A! x. Q. h7 B>> INDIAN WOMEN:8 c4 z" q6 q$ t
>> First date: Meet her parents.
: X4 D: r% f1 U2 q& M9 ?5 w4 n>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.! u$ W7 f" F) a
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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7 j! \( G1 V( m9 _; J>> BLACK WOMEN:6 ?+ U4 U+ `; l9 y5 ]
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.9 y3 r3 Y& v! `; |1 B
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 4 U+ } m% x2 d
real
% ^0 L! T* z& y+ t>> expensive dinner.
- c, B/ n( U# v! K2 Y: _9 K4 g>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ s" {8 q, {7 \3 R# a>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you./ F6 M3 Q. Z* g6 G4 _" ^' y
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
2 R( \ C1 e0 @>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
' j7 N6 F7 m3 Z9 r>> Second Date: She's pregnant.$ k# |% ^- n9 L$ L! U' J
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 ~6 v5 W$ g+ |5 y>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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" R- e/ I4 w8 a+ X0 V4 C! n>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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5 T3 Y+ {+ |2 x6 K1 z/ u>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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' c+ B) x. j; [& C>> ARAB WOMEN:6 Z; ?" k2 i( u) Y$ o
>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, : k X, i2 K$ {' } S
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
# u& h. Y2 M, @. ]- F, S>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.- x' X! i) P2 a4 S7 @3 a
>> No third date. |
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