Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 E) E# p7 B3 G; \>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- P9 B" _( [, d6 W4 Z9 L>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ ?; c6 K( |& b. }7 [! ?>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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7 P& X  s/ _. z: p. Q* f$ W>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
. L* v* `$ Y$ e* E& n- u>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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1 `( x1 p0 u: @; W( H% J( O9 K% n7 A>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 U3 G8 {* b1 j+ S+ p/ b' S>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
3 i0 D! Z; O5 i5 `3 ?9 B>> nothing happens.
2 S* X5 g: @+ g>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
+ O/ i( v$ _( i6 l4 {& A4 L>> Nothing happens again.
0 _) B7 U+ x* b>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
& \. f4 @" p  V1 E" o1 o5 X. z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! |0 i' A3 ^9 \. K* p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
" P9 ?2 |) N+ A+ x>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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) v& _7 A* [$ }: y( T9 X>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
, g/ K! Y1 n- A$ C3 w>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
6 B6 B" B5 a% e0 V8 c5 \>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
5 w! J1 s( {3 I' u2 h! `) {>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
+ l, r; E: t7 A; O4 e7 y2 Q>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
2 D: Z$ v) F1 G>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 t+ P2 B7 T6 b& \>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
& J( h1 G0 k: {, v* F5 K7 v>>             No third date.