Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
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>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! }/ p4 o' D1 M6 r& Y>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 B/ B. S6 {- e" _* B) o>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 ^6 v) i  g4 b# G>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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2 Q; s+ y1 j; @6 K8 s7 h>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
; v0 z. z' i2 J6 Y# i$ m>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
; L# P3 _. Q2 B) d9 R; r>> a 3-carat ring.
/ Z4 h/ d- Q& j; ?7 h>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
) c" g5 x" e: `>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
1 g% {  j& [  z, l0 D' L>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
. U" W5 C8 f9 r$ o( |+ m. d>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* p, Z2 R& w9 L  G: `. v>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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: }; K6 G' w# w% u, I" x2 @( C>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
% k! j7 D$ \9 s% ^2 D>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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* ]: A! x. Q. h7 B>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
: X4 D: r% f1 U2 q& M9 ?5 w4 n>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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7 j! \( G1 V( m9 _; J>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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- c, B/ n( U# v! K2 Y: _9 K4 g>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ s" {8 q, {7 \3 R# a>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
2 R( \  C1 e0 @>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
' j7 N6 F7 m3 Z9 r>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 ~6 v5 W$ g+ |5 y>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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" R- e/ I4 w8 a+ X0 V4 C! n>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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' c+ B) x. j; [& C>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
# u& h. Y2 M, @. ]- F, S>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.