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>> WHITE WOMEN: h% E& H# B( M D+ U5 x
>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 X t! c8 s5 f. i>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a 6 T7 A6 ^3 C; {0 o/ x
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the - [2 D: C/ g* E* f
missionary
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>> IRISH WOMEN:2 }" z6 e" d7 b' b2 H% Z
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" B8 |( w' n/ O% J>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) y1 i# \" W k7 A>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.: C$ S! F* [2 D; F0 m; S" R
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:3 x+ B! c- B. C j' |
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes 0 u( S+ ^* q" x8 Z
spaghetti
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! u2 E4 T7 M, |8 H2 m9 Z+ ~>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & + |# H* }% `, y1 h: b0 {6 S ?
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>> a 3-carat ring.
* B* Q7 O/ j8 Y>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" ^$ o. O' s, R* o* ^$ K7 L>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# q& j7 c, k6 h! ~0 b" _! N8 ?>> JEWISH WOMEN:. C8 Q. t5 x" h ]$ {6 K
>> First Date: You get terrific head., u# y" R$ G9 }' }
>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
6 q: a D; [9 |+ F>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get ' i% T) Y, l- [) ^ V; d
head
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5 S2 Z9 k7 `6 I4 h) S>> CHINESE WOMEN:
}( L5 P- ^1 ]: ^: u/ R+ V0 G>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but & u1 |' W0 z: A8 r
>> nothing happens.
7 o) Q: R5 p! i! i) I0 y& B>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. , w6 ~: A+ W) g! k
>> Nothing happens again.
" F8 k( ]. {& j" K4 J9 c; m>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and ! t6 l2 D) X) |, Z; d
you've
6 Q x/ t0 F* `0 |- o* Q, j>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.( m. p3 a: Y1 H! b1 k' _
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# S- j6 l& E) W8 q' D/ T>> INDIAN WOMEN:
, P8 u- g% r- {. h3 F>> First date: Meet her parents.2 p- W1 Y* G9 E3 ~; I! Z. @
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
t+ ?; b( W! Q, e6 G: `# ~>> Third date: Wedding night.$ a* B) M% K: A; h9 }3 ]. y. o
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% Q/ ], @$ K! |0 i$ D2 y& E>> BLACK WOMEN:
& }$ ~& q B0 i9 y1 q7 p>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ C3 l+ a, o) u" r5 L: U; W! E>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" T% x+ y+ D9 u3 M" B>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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. w1 W2 ^0 I2 p3 F( K( ]>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
' O1 Z+ z4 K8 q, }" @% @>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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5 e( C6 p S: \; T6 N>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
* y3 a3 V: u, ]% v7 H1 s3 m& U>> Second Date: She's pregnant.1 _: | `/ @& w4 B9 S `9 A
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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% m9 O2 w8 s- U5 b>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
: B7 W) g/ _# x' e>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her 3 o `% T/ w$ B+ _! c
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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& N! ~ ]& T5 {>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.& x3 a3 z" U' O" D
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- }: u8 Q) j1 ^2 R9 |0 J7 i8 s1 @>> ARAB WOMEN:
; S' ?% P) q$ }# p>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
I7 d( k0 t% U; \: _/ ~) y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
) G8 L1 \; z2 F4 S1 l" f* w5 x$ ? H- e>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.! {$ U+ V' D" V' d
>> No third date. |
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