Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 s4 ^( y* Y7 c; T: x% Q- \0 t0 Y>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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) Y8 I9 o7 b% }9 q>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
: f5 [# W4 E  w7 l>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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% h# `3 W/ `9 n9 Z3 P>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
$ r/ H' @& ?7 f1 I2 f2 o# ], T* ?5 k7 ~>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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, a/ y6 |# e6 H/ Z& Y9 _>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
, p% K- t0 M0 N' b  y. T$ o>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 g# y6 `; e( K>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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+ c% q- q# Z/ u1 G$ g% v7 [>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
& ~3 Z+ J+ @) `- U! R>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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2 f/ `: W3 a: }& N3 y>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 P( [1 r! U9 ^>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! K. p7 d5 D& R% u  |* h- L>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
% q3 k, R6 k  D2 i" t>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ g% C8 \+ U4 P+ t; K! s>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
# u$ Y; O) c/ u4 S0 C! u( G" _>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
0 a0 U6 U/ b. p+ Y5 C6 W1 Csister's
) x, v3 U. s% _* p% _9 \1 v5 A>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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6 J" J3 v/ Q3 s) d% s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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  q, f$ a) `3 P% ?& U6 d0 ], z& t# q) M>>             ARAB WOMEN:
0 Y6 R% S: L2 `1 a0 p9 J, R>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
4 [, C+ s! T4 D% Z5 M. m>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
" r# o* |3 ^7 o4 ~' ^>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.