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>> WHITE WOMEN:8 K9 g: N( G2 M3 G
>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; f. U0 O% ^+ Q>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a ( q. i K" c: {* O( E
bit.
: ~- y! S. g1 H6 U3 F* x>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ; ^# @" x$ ?5 [& p" q
missionary
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. q8 B, [& T: q) H>> IRISH WOMEN:
* [! {7 c! z9 a1 K1 r# x>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, R& I5 O' ]! U4 Z>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.; Y: Y A; r7 r" C, {
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:, s8 `+ x4 g+ T4 V4 r6 T" J; ~
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & ) ]% ~" z8 {% O, A! b& ]
insists on
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>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate & B2 d) {) @8 C% ^: X4 N/ t8 b
the
8 ^# {' }" Q, C4 ~8 T>> thought of having sex.4 D: p# M f1 T) P/ v
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:
7 w; ~. [7 o1 o5 G( D; N1 [, i" P>> First Date: You get terrific head., b. n7 \( n9 v7 D( O8 g6 L
>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
3 Q4 |( A- f/ n0 e/ I* t/ z>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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- |6 W, G/ D6 J0 G" i. a>> CHINESE WOMEN:
9 P! i3 X9 g3 X% L0 f; f( k>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
0 k. e1 z7 y( L4 u>> Nothing happens again.& {; Y! t0 E5 T
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and % D$ d: d' R9 T& M: x* O4 I% T/ k
you've
3 r; K9 c- ^# \7 Q4 T5 @! q9 J' ?>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.; \0 _& b% u' s2 ~
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>> INDIAN WOMEN:3 K, }( {5 r9 r9 R* d3 @
>> First date: Meet her parents.9 }3 S" Q# L% [) e9 c
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 E: M4 }# F1 Z>> Third date: Wedding night.5 X# x# q l0 R$ d- b
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>> BLACK WOMEN:
( N! |; u' r+ _4 Q" w0 k>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner., ]2 P* o5 q; f0 T9 z, c" I* X
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 7 r2 Y" V( P# Y( q U- `+ f
real
) X5 C! K6 W- I/ I9 \>> expensive dinner.8 |1 c2 P0 W) q5 S$ ^8 H
>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
) l& z/ [% u( x* K& }, `# z>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.1 Q; R5 p! `8 C' Y+ R, ^; I9 d1 Y0 u
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; U" a% _- L) @& z>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 l* ?( H) M! ~# p0 k* e" V$ x! n>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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. U& \( b5 y" s% \+ b* n3 L( u>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
5 \$ `9 B' ~) Y' q: A* l2 y+ Z& X>> Second Date: She's pregnant., \- Q; o. P" j5 w
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
6 e) D2 _7 ]$ O, q. G- }sister's
. D# f/ M+ G" ~: S>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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I! T% C; F9 w+ i>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now + h2 v+ {8 y! L/ L: T
looks
P8 v" M. R; N) @>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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0 z G* ]# Z1 K3 Z+ l4 {" Y2 S+ v>> ARAB WOMEN:
. |7 ^# J; L8 a0 V) [$ d>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, " g) R4 t6 K/ J& |0 _
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out./ l- d; e3 R' X/ I) j/ A
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
4 q% B$ y, U$ h& B1 E>> No third date. |
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