Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
( w% }) u0 y+ ?$ R3 E$ d, F' v2 [$ e>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 `; g# W$ n% }; a>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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' m, v0 K0 N7 o: ~2 E>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
! D7 q  i; k! N6 K; n( l9 E>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
! D0 _. g& f. X>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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9 C- t$ e& K+ J% t' f4 \>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
0 h  w6 M, I, [4 }3 Q4 c) U# V>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ R5 ?3 \9 q" g4 H! x' G>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& {# Z0 V! @. P6 i6 {4 I+ v% v( G>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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5 |) ^, W* D8 I: E>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
: r0 X: ]  W! Y6 L4 B$ P! O; M- c>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
9 p/ G1 q" R2 Y. E# ^2 a7 z9 }0 V>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
0 u: m# w' D: ^>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
6 A* w3 C: o0 V8 ~6 K6 b3 O$ u! K>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ a9 W. V' w; C>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
) z$ \3 a  v- p: ^/ G& h>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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>> expensive dinner.
+ x+ L& }/ ]9 {3 K>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 L; H' R1 K- h6 i+ X, z5 V/ S* V  Y>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
" X6 {- L( }8 ?4 i$ O( {+ n>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
  j5 }) c, J1 o: e7 L, I: G>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
$ W4 @" D  ^/ y. U>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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' p% w' a* O7 y( @& O>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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1 Z) I* T" k4 R% K5 ]: D+ E>>             ARAB WOMEN:
  E1 \6 I! m# @( g% ]: N& s" H>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
: E+ {5 A" ]" M3 I& w>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* Z: r6 H: u. U5 {, D5 N>>             No third date.