Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 X  t! c8 s5 f. i>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" B8 |( w' n/ O% J>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) y1 i# \" W  k7 A>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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! u2 E4 T7 M, |8 H2 m9 Z+ ~>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
* B* Q7 O/ j8 Y>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" ^$ o. O' s, R* o* ^$ K7 L>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# q& j7 c, k6 h! ~0 b" _! N8 ?>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
6 q: a  D; [9 |+ F>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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5 S2 Z9 k7 `6 I4 h) S>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  }( L5 P- ^1 ]: ^: u/ R+ V0 G>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
7 o) Q: R5 p! i! i) I0 y& B>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
" F8 k( ]. {& j" K4 J9 c; m>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
6 Q  x/ t0 F* `0 |- o* Q, j>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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# S- j6 l& E) W8 q' D/ T>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
, P8 u- g% r- {. h3 F>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  t+ ?; b( W! Q, e6 G: `# ~>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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% Q/ ], @$ K! |0 i$ D2 y& E>>             BLACK WOMEN:
& }$ ~& q  B0 i9 y1 q7 p>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ C3 l+ a, o) u" r5 L: U; W! E>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" T% x+ y+ D9 u3 M" B>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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. w1 W2 ^0 I2 p3 F( K( ]>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
' O1 Z+ z4 K8 q, }" @% @>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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5 e( C6 p  S: \; T6 N>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
* y3 a3 V: u, ]% v7 H1 s3 m& U>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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% m9 O2 w8 s- U5 b>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
: B7 W) g/ _# x' e>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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- }: u8 Q) j1 ^2 R9 |0 J7 i8 s1 @>>             ARAB WOMEN:
; S' ?% P) q$ }# p>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
  I7 d( k0 t% U; \: _/ ~) y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
) G8 L1 \; z2 F4 S1 l" f* w5 x$ ?  H- e>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.