Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
% |4 m+ U) ^7 B( h; F+ d>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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$ h/ D# j! ?) l) i>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
  W. D' H( E4 ~: @9 ?>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 Y3 F/ P& ^" T; g7 W- Z3 Y>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! L: G3 F, c" n4 b# ?4 [>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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. g3 w3 g) a- t' S+ b$ C>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
6 s( J* R% p5 J: o0 L5 ?>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 C; @* V; X2 R, r5 f>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
. g( b: C$ Y" V8 U) W. l$ ~' e" c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
: x! o2 `1 `  M8 y3 D4 O9 t& s>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) ], k, e4 @7 |. G>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 ~+ ~3 E* X: T9 Z0 f: J) d>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( R& |- c6 }* C5 a& R>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
* B( w1 Z3 S! f. H% b9 F' g>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
6 O) }% w# \8 F1 y( ~" Q' [( Z>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
0 @- w5 @* O  J0 ~% }- L4 q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
5 Y9 P, E/ M0 Y4 O>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
8 f3 U3 v( I/ |0 Q. b>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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  T/ a/ E$ ^' r6 _! R- v8 x1 h: [>>             ARAB WOMEN:
& n0 l: y$ a! @* ~9 h# ~>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.