Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
& o* Z" Z& x0 L9 t>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
3 c1 X  M- W6 v6 J; g>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
' C3 a+ S3 Y1 J0 B1 z$ _>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
. L# B* a' e: _! C/ F>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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7 v; a1 _# a6 P( d( [>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. ]! i  j1 r4 Z5 c>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. `8 ]- C* }, Q9 L>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( j" C4 @" w9 J( |. {0 y>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
- D# C# `- W8 Z7 M>> Nothing happens again.
+ o6 k* O0 `. r>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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/ X( o$ P/ ?8 R! {  @>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
! _$ u5 G* m! d* Z9 [>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# u- x5 h1 c3 B/ G5 b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
2 G: `- X6 j7 Q3 i. Z* `real
$ h2 s; G( O* N9 H3 n3 H6 E& E" L>> expensive dinner.
6 k5 }8 V: A* _4 c1 r6 f>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 ?2 S/ h+ X$ t6 q5 k8 k% x>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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, c. i% J+ I1 ~" X% ^5 ^>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
& p$ ?& d* \6 h+ ?1 _6 `>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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6 F7 O5 V  m" p/ l$ N5 A: I>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
) T" m6 I8 r! w& o8 Z" Y>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
% W  e6 k8 ?4 ^) H4 [3 X>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.