Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; f. U0 O% ^+ Q>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
: ~- y! S. g1 H6 U3 F* x>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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. q8 B, [& T: q) H>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* [! {7 c! z9 a1 K1 r# x>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, R& I5 O' ]! U4 Z>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
7 w; ~. [7 o1 o5 G( D; N1 [, i" P>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
3 Q4 |( A- f/ n0 e/ I* t/ z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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- |6 W, G/ D6 J0 G" i. a>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
9 P! i3 X9 g3 X% L0 f; f( k>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
0 k. e1 z7 y( L4 u>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 E: M4 }# F1 Z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
( N! |; u' r+ _4 Q" w0 k>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
) l& z/ [% u( x* K& }, `# z>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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; U" a% _- L) @& z>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 l* ?( H) M! ~# p0 k* e" V$ x! n>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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5 \$ `9 B' ~) Y' q: A* l2 y+ Z& X>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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. D# f/ M+ G" ~: S>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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  I! T% C; F9 w+ i>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
  P8 v" M. R; N) @>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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0 z  G* ]# Z1 K3 Z+ l4 {" Y2 S+ v>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. |7 ^# J; L8 a0 V) [$ d>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
4 q% B$ y, U$ h& B1 E>>             No third date.