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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
& t, G( V2 \' M. t* q, E I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
6 g d! I# v8 B& ?+ F2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
; C3 t1 Q6 D( {. E$ C0 Z {* M Not is you’re a chicken.: v# W" U1 h) N# g% J
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
" l* g, A% O' ^) P The outside.
6 v# P) q1 K& O6 g8 j% B4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; a( u5 |: t" y! L. B! B
Fry-day!, u5 X1 a. g3 |5 n
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
" N! ]# j; I0 R8 \, V# [ No idea.; {' e6 k" x$ T: Q4 c7 ~
6.Why you go to bed?
0 n, I4 p2 Y& O3 @- I I1 ` Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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