1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 T/ O+ F2 f! W( B% F
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. q# P- @& G5 x
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& s' ]9 f8 A! R' V, I
Not is you’re a chicken. + M; I) { F8 G7 y9 d/ _7 R% @9 J3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?# [1 ^8 c* N) ^4 I# e" [
The outside. 3 a# r+ H( l- W1 M3 P; m4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ; s T9 }7 Y9 N8 S! l2 n Fry-day!2 `% T$ W; W! U* v; m0 W8 p1 t
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?# [9 r8 f; r% [$ r- H$ d
No idea. + N7 A8 S6 z, ]7 N( l+ j+ Q6.Why you go to bed?( l7 R2 E: W+ |! o, E
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表. ^4 A5 ` ~0 K& Q8 C
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . p+ e" H2 s# V; k I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * z" J. [. n+ ^. r/ ]( F2 q2.Is chicken soup good for your health? + R# H; Y& ]$ r4 z$ A Not if you’re a chicken. T: S+ H* B+ O- O; f/ m3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ }* j% d5 b X4 ^- E" S$ ]
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # }/ j- p, V* _$ o* M! @3 R1 R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ a. h& E% ]" P% u: w
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. S4 e* F c( ^$ ~. E
Not is you’re a chicken.% d5 B" L0 e$ O# l, E
3.Which side of the chi ...