1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 {* R$ L( V4 m. N t- c8 C# z I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 5 c: r+ Y8 n; @2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ) n ^; x2 ~3 V, y; E2 M4 ~ Not is you’re a chicken.4 }/ }$ e; l7 }* T
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ( |% x3 O4 C. f3 U2 [4 K; Q7 ~8 \! o The outside.# V! v# f8 s/ e2 {2 D i4 f& K
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?* r6 m; K8 c* h8 Y N K. O
Fry-day! ( e) h8 {, w0 D* z* O5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3 a3 ]5 M- a- f. k& B: X8 \ No idea.2 X; y) K, ? F! H) P
6.Why you go to bed? ?) \$ y% z. g
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 / i h7 `/ U) x9 d' `2 v( F2 u3 T6 R1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) A$ W* @- S% c/ H+ m
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. p5 O" \$ P$ I6 u" Y( r
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 n; ^/ q$ O/ Y Not if you’re a chicken. ) c7 H* P/ Z, s. B9 c E3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ; G7 b c P) c2 |- M4 f5 a: w: f( }1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ ]9 i9 N0 P$ r9 g& W
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; [" m9 R" w b/ N9 z% h7 q' g
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 l& v/ S; |5 a; M. q! ]' E2 S Not is you’re a chicken. ' M8 L# |9 s' d6 L! Q' S# \3.Which side of the chi ...
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