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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ' m/ c0 z8 n/ F3 w5 i& i3 i
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 1 u$ [* G( e) Q' T$ m# j4 z. p* l+ b
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 0 f8 x4 y2 z0 q* o( p
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?7 f5 v/ x, h" d
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
% r9 t; ], _2 `for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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0 L3 _7 p* c$ T8 ?6 U* pThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
( z W2 w5 ]2 p, z/ `, y3 X; RDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 6 ~( Y/ i) n8 ]0 \7 }
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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