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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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3 D/ g) D% b( O- c1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ( m% @/ q. j( `4 _# ]* d1 V- C
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
% z7 U: [* c! @3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
8 g1 J7 W y9 t" P% H* M4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 1 o# T+ v1 H4 O% N$ w* i) U e
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
. {7 e1 \& @/ M0 m" \$ U* f6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ B" I( p1 u' L- V0 f5 r5 j1 }7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
& [: m v9 R3 r. @ f" L8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 4 f3 \4 B, R! @5 i& O) Z, B
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
4 M' ?! J |5 c10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 3 v+ m3 m& a8 e; X% ~; i
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
1 z. s. t% d4 c+ K# ], H$ o12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ( u D' ?, d" Y% `% s& X; j8 f
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ( E( U, e X9 Q. `8 H& u6 O
14. Can I flirt with you?
0 i; g: L- m$ V. b15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 1 F0 Y/ |! z% E0 W: G+ N- p( h
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 8 d) S" h. g4 S1 v
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ; a1 }( }9 y8 p/ `) w
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? / j$ z- [1 E8 ]: N/ m
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 3 J* @$ w; Z0 e: y- H2 O7 C
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? : |: E8 x4 W, d9 f$ a1 h
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? $ H6 z( }. {# d! ]
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ c5 K2 n1 g7 p& E23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 7 p- ~2 a: h! Q7 Z
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
+ I8 q! N- h8 j. j1 A25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
& _. b, f; F. o2 d, Q26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
; {4 X6 p8 ]; O9 I; a2 s' {0 Y27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
. v8 [& E' H1 m. [, y- X. N28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 7 C3 u. J Z7 o4 F9 ]- \( t
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: l% B1 { q6 t30. So... How am I doing'? ! R( V1 ?! O% d/ T9 p
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 7 v; [$ c7 W* b! T/ k! P
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
' o) s- d6 t4 O& W6 a33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ! l5 E1 a# p# ? V J) ]0 s6 f
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 A" t3 q8 A. u& V35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
$ q' t% _2 [5 Z$ R' ~8 c36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9 v# J7 p! t. }) m/ O/ D" a37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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