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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 7 k7 {/ U& j2 W8 K7 \
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - V! T, {$ L! J
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 8 T, A5 X: h. Y* D6 ]5 e
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
/ i+ {9 m3 N1 H) _8 a5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
7 q/ C% y7 e) v4 D6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? & J' p( @& Y3 K: q
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
* [" [# w' Y: `% T8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ) Z; _" ~- u) Z/ c
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? * p8 g& _( d' d- S. D
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
: |) t9 E; {. D/ w, h' [' O( K/ ~11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
+ F; ~+ i6 F. b9 S$ A2 R& ~9 u2 `12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" : X; F3 B2 e7 }6 n( S: ?
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? / H; G/ y7 E$ E# G
14. Can I flirt with you?
* ]& L5 X. R5 X: D15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
% t. D- J- e9 ~" M& _9 S16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ! d" c2 K$ {9 F9 _1 f& d- Y
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. + U5 |! ?% Q9 s" [/ t% I' i
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; f, _3 v j8 d4 W$ ]) M19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
1 i4 d) |9 S- L. n) A& N" H: g6 Y3 l20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 }6 t" w8 x& s; A8 Y( @
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
6 \( Q5 M) c8 T* L: O% u% K22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ' A- z2 b$ m8 C' n9 `- J+ }" I
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? / r* Y$ \( p3 K
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9 Q) v& }0 R$ Y' p O25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. * z* O+ X# k! J8 {9 t) J
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 8 m4 I6 D! e5 U
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
' M: G/ K. P, X0 x) A! ?28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. ]/ [: j4 x, d29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: x! ~8 J& o! u' @" V30. So... How am I doing'? - J8 j1 ?5 I3 ?3 Q7 W N
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? - [* O( V/ d" n0 f g2 j
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
# t x+ F6 c0 S e, ~33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
% i- R% ]0 U9 Q6 I# s34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? . L; u' m( a8 u% J& V# g
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ( _$ ]* X/ P) j2 H
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? $ H( d, |6 o* k" u" L2 K% A
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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