Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
: ?' ^. m% `" z8 F2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
# F! D8 G6 L7 e! n4 p/ x) R4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
/ i% y  ~2 d' x5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' O$ h) s1 _0 R7 y3 u7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- y2 m3 o- z" [* _) e) x9 S7 v+ v9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
9 |+ z7 J) }0 X' @0 n1 e11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
7 G8 Z1 a9 B$ P  `13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
  o' M( Z4 h; {" N. y- I+ J14.        Can I flirt with you?
3 j/ m! V5 o: F) i9 f15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
8 r9 b# _9 S: ~) L6 B7 r16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
8 l6 s% B2 f5 q& y% W+ U. d18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
/ \0 z/ V* ]3 F+ D" u% f20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
5 d7 \& u3 Z, K( c21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
0 }3 u8 [( D- c% {% @23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
9 z$ r2 n2 V5 @" q) k0 z% x24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
& C+ o9 H7 P0 d29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: {. _5 }) ^# F! @30.        So... How am I doing'?
$ Q1 R# I7 o( i$ H7 e2 I31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
8 I: {  ]# G" r; F1 N7 K7 g32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
( k  d7 D* X; M$ A6 L$ V4 l7 @) @+ A33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
# p  n9 Y; h$ y# n6 p' j8 F37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...