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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
% \0 U; y$ d! w! x1 q6 B3 h2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , F' d/ I" W# O8 Z/ n0 ~0 K% }! v
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 2 H0 d% C. V4 |
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ x/ }- ~" i6 o4 C, f6 K- j5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
" _% `& P# j7 Y- B0 Y: E6 V6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * U' Y+ G" s7 w. }9 P1 M$ s, r
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 9 b) ~- Z& J- s8 }- z- ^
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
& b0 l* f0 j; y" o" c: N9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
( P) q0 \- w3 @8 y6 U10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 1 k" g" W. }* Z0 @# Q" d7 w/ A7 N" D0 v/ m# @
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
+ i( R, [% z; U: d; R0 ]# H12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
+ U H3 K/ J( ?! D) a13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ O1 n; ~* R% w' \1 O! e h14. Can I flirt with you?
7 D" ]0 U7 O+ D. V, y15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
, M+ r8 C8 }: f( Z" s16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
: I& P: H* r, d7 n3 z17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. & A: N }0 [# }' P
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
8 e/ i/ u" H6 h$ p& @) o' a19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
; Q1 @% l. v8 A$ T( n1 W+ D20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2 w2 U1 K( M9 `, L( U21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
; m) e$ J5 ]/ P# K* q2 e22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
4 ^8 z% g) N7 Y& y8 r6 y23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ) W0 I7 s8 z3 P& W
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9 X/ N+ A9 m0 T$ m
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. . e! m9 Z* G, \' g7 w5 B
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
K, j$ e2 O+ l9 j. J1 j27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
, D% j. ^" s6 p4 E( a28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
0 b* s! K# Z7 ?- u1 j% p8 [9 ~2 l29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
2 T( e$ k9 K: J, t5 ?+ h& z30. So... How am I doing'? * u9 k. a0 U' j2 `3 N
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 B. W' O- X& L2 c32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. & q* o7 t" L2 B+ P+ C
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? / z, s1 U, U! `
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
, e" F8 e) v3 C* i35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
3 o9 a6 u: o4 N' K36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
8 l5 I4 m& o) w+ }0 ^37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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