Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

7 y' |3 K, V( R7 H& P* [. @) e1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
/ i5 p4 m2 `7 z9 W6 Y+ E3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ T9 F# t: x* k' |0 W; [% |1 r4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
8 L0 s1 K5 ?& _* K  z, F0 f5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- @+ ?5 Z8 C, l+ ]% v6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
3 N; S( k* d  Z' ]/ p& z$ N6 y3 j7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
% K: k2 Z* J6 n4 N8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
( x8 W9 n; z4 p9 _, q# ]; F9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: o+ v8 X% B( c10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
+ O4 h0 B! n" |: V+ a7 Z. g8 K2 @11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
, ?$ a" b7 G0 f8 L0 J6 L12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
: M; `* ~' A! v, i4 D13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
- a8 \, J- `, F: Z# C* t14.        Can I flirt with you?
( T% T$ C# g6 \" {9 X- H# Z8 V15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
! _6 B1 e9 A. }! o. d) }16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
1 N1 f5 X! o  M  Z7 C17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
$ r. r6 G, M! N7 u. s* O18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
2 P/ H. T& g5 B19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  r7 F3 j  k: p) T& F( Q20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4 [9 W' a/ y- K' u21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
. [  L3 _3 k: g1 D& @23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
, D& m, H) Q% ^0 O/ p24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
' r* d7 `% B1 q3 ~- O+ d& Z! d; o& ?27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
+ g! f/ s: U4 n4 C* E28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ C# W. g" z- H& ?0 t30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
1 k) D! p3 D4 S6 F+ s6 E6 |33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( ?1 T" c8 X5 E/ U# m, \" t( B35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
0 K+ ]6 _; s5 l2 Y37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...